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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    SirDentposted 8 years ago

    I have to admit I borrowed this. There was no link as to where it came from.

    BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
    JOHN MC CAIN:< My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
    HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. Bu then, this really isn't about me.
    GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
    DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
    COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
    BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
    AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
    JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
    AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
    DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
    OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
    ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
    NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
    PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
    MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider in formation.
    DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
    ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
    GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
    BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
    ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
    JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
    BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra.#@&&^(C%........ ..reboot.
    ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
    COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

  2. Dottie1 profile image81
    Dottie1posted 8 years ago

    Jack Nicholson:      'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored)

  3. thranax profile image58
    thranaxposted 8 years ago

    I don't have a quote but I have a song:

    Why did the Chicken cross the road?
    He stepped on a rake, got hit by a tank he wasn't no chicken no more

  4. Earl S. Wynn profile image84
    Earl S. Wynnposted 8 years ago

    I got a copy of this in the email at one point that had all these great little mugshots of the people next to their "quotes" haha. Man, I wish I still had it!

  5. guidebaba profile image61
    guidebabaposted 8 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Honestly speaking, I don't know why did the chicken crossed the Road ! Ask the chicken !!

    Guess: Maybe it was saving itself...


  6. Dottie1 profile image81
    Dottie1posted 8 years ago

    When did the chicken cross the road?

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      SirDentposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      There are too many conflicting reposts to answer this question. To my knowledge and understanding it really doesn't matter when. All that matters is why.

      1. Dottie1 profile image81
        Dottie1posted 8 years ago in reply to this

        I really did want to know, what road did the chicken cross, but if you insist then:

        God ordained from the time of Creation that this chicken should come into the world and should cross the road exactly when it did.

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          SirDentposted 8 years ago in reply to this

          As I stated earlier, it isn't really relevant when the chicken crossed the road, but just to try and satisfy your curiosity I will say that the chicken crossed the road at the very exact moment that God ordained sometime between it's creation and now.

  7. Dottie1 profile image81
    Dottie1posted 8 years ago

    o.k. I'll try again
    Zsa Zsa Gabor:
        It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.

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      SirDentposted 8 years ago in reply to this

      I wouldn't know because I have never seen them. Are they like chicken legs? Chickens do love chicken legs you know. tongue

  8. truestory profile image61
    truestoryposted 8 years ago

    Hey guide i like the chicken lol

    but the chicken crossed to the other side

    to publish another hub at hubpages  smile

  9. quensday profile image80
    quensdayposted 8 years ago

    Socrates: Why not?

  10. Lidian profile image72
    Lidianposted 8 years ago

    Psychiatric response:

    Why do YOU think the chicken crossed the road? How do you feel about this?

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    SirDentposted 8 years ago


  12. SweetiePie profile image83
    SweetiePieposted 8 years ago

    I found an entire website devoted to this topic smile.

    http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad … ;id=ploums