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Why would Superman take a day off?

  1. Walt Smith profile image61
    Walt Smithposted 5 years ago

    If you are the man of steel, what would be some life reasons that would cause you to take a vacation? PLease be specific.

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      emilio17posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Well the truth is that he's actually on vacation in honolulu..

    2. lady_love158 profile image60
      lady_love158posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      March madness, golf, Carnival, St. Patty's day?

    3. BRIAN SLATER profile image87
      BRIAN SLATERposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      To rest his weary legs and fill out his tax returns.

      1. Walt Smith profile image61
        Walt Smithposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Probably have to fill out Schedule C, Self employment? smile Thanks for the comment...W

  2. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 5 years ago

    Tax Season paperwork. I wonder how much he gets to deduct for each flight mile.

  3. leahlefler profile image98
    leahleflerposted 5 years ago

    Coffee spiked with Kryptonite. Rats.

  4. melpor profile image89
    melporposted 5 years ago

    He has to rest too.

  5. optimus grimlock profile image59
    optimus grimlockposted 5 years ago

    need to get laid, go somewhere and get fat so now one knows its me.

    1. Walt Smith profile image61
      Walt Smithposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Like Elvis...Right? smile

  6. Richieb799 profile image63
    Richieb799posted 5 years ago

    Get his tights dry cleaned?

  7. waynet profile image45
    waynetposted 5 years ago

    He could have the jimmy smitts and needed to sit on a moon crater to drain his cheeks!

  8. Trail Otter profile image59
    Trail Otterposted 5 years ago

    He just flew in from Saturn and boy are his arms tired...

    1. Walt Smith profile image61
      Walt Smithposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks to all who repiled to my little queary, I had an idea and wanted to see where it went...W

  9. Stevennix2001 profile image82
    Stevennix2001posted 5 years ago

    Because even though he's the man of steel, he still needs to rest too.  Besides, who really wants to be superman 24/7?  By george, the man works a full time job at the daily planet, and he does the whole savior bit in his free time.  the man needs a day off every once in a while.  besides, why do you think he has the justice league for?  they can always fill in for him on the days, he's taking a vacation.

  10. Alhamora profile image51
    Alhamoraposted 5 years ago

    Want some body massage, looking for a superman spa.

  11. Sally's Trove profile image98
    Sally's Troveposted 5 years ago

    Suddenly he realized how he felt about Lois Lane.

    1. Walt Smith profile image61
      Walt Smithposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      W O M E N !!!!! smile Thanks for the comment, Good luck to you...W

  12. No Relation Produ profile image60
    No Relation Produposted 5 years ago

    to help spiderman and batman move house of course!

    1. Walt Smith profile image61
      Walt Smithposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I love it!!!! ...W

  13. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    No Life reasons would be needed to take a vacation from the human species.

    If I were Superman, I would visit other places in the Universe. wink

    1. Walt Smith profile image61
      Walt Smithposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      So would I, as a matter of fact I would need one just being plain old me!!!

  14. superwags profile image82
    superwagsposted 5 years ago

    Pulled hamstring. Smarts.

    1. Walt Smith profile image61
      Walt Smithposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Good one Superwags...Any relation?...W

      1. superwags profile image82
        superwagsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I'm his evil twin. All the ability, none of the morals!!

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    bikerdave2367posted 5 years ago

    Lois Lane and Him are on their honeymoon of course.

  16. Michael Willis profile image77
    Michael Willisposted 5 years ago

    Kryptonitise in his joints!

  17. Mike's Corner profile image86
    Mike's Cornerposted 5 years ago

    To fly to Stochholm to accept the Nobel Peace Prize, and then fly to Monaco to blow the million on high-limt baccarat.

 
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