Okay, I don't know if anyone here follows the Nostalgia Critic like I do, but he's pretty funny as hell. He basically takes old bad films from the 80's, 90's and sometimes the 2000's era, and makes fun of them. Anyway, one review he did was on Vanilla Ice's film, "cool as ice", which is basically a teen action drama film designed to make him look good. Granted, I haven't seen the movie, but from what he showed of it, it looks as lame as s***! Anyway, in the film, Ice is labeled as a bad boy biker guy ..., and he inevitably sees a hot girl riding on her damn horse behind a fence; while he's riding with his posse. Anyway, he shows off in front of her by jumping over the fence with his bike, and landing in front of her while she's riding the horse. Then afterwards, the horse panics which causes the poor girl to fall off; almost hurting herself. She punches him in the stomach for almost getting her killed, and Ice acts as if he did NOTHING wrong...
Anyway, a few scenes later, Ice and his gang are stranded in this suburban neighborhood, after one of their bikes break down. Coincidentally, the girl happens to live in that exact same neighborhood, and Ice just happens to find out where she lives. Anyway, in one of the next scenes, she's shown having a difficult discussion with her boyfriend, who seems worried that spending time at different colleges will tear them apart. Then like a jackass, Ice shows up and tells her, "Why don't you ditch the zero, and get with a hero"...right in front of her damn boyfriend. Anyway, to make a long story short, the movie sucks. Ice is an a**hole from what I've seen of the movie, and the movie seems..just awful.
However, that's not why i opened this thread though. no, my question is to both men and women of hubpages here. first lets start with the ladies of hubpages:
Ladies, let's pretend for the sake of argument, you like riding horses. You're riding along peacefully until some a**hole jumps right in front of the damn horse on his motorcycle; which almost causes you to get injured. Then later, he says to you, in front of your boyfriend/fiance/husband mind you, to and I quote, "Why don't you ditch the zero and get with a hero." Then breaks into your house while you're sleeping to wake you up with...ICE cubes..would you honestly dump your current lover to be with a bad boy like Ice? Or would you tell him off like the real poser that he is? Please be as detailed as possible.
Gentlemen, this next question is just for you. Let's just say that your girlfriend/fiance/wife and you are having a discussion about some relationship issue you both may be having, THEN Vanilla Ice shows up to say, "Why don't you ditch the zero, and get with a hero" right in front of you, to your lover. What would you do to Vanilla Ice? Please be as detailed as you can.
Me? All I can say is that Vanilla Ice better pray that I'm in a damn good mood, and that I don't have any weapons on me..otherwise, he'll find out that I'm not quite a nice guy all the time to people.
for anyone that wants to watch the nostalgia critic slam vanilla ice's film, then check out this link. i still can't stop laughing over it.
I'd have punched him somewhere south of his stomach. What a jerk. No, I wouldn't be attracted and would have called the police at the ice cube incident.
Well you're certainly a lot smarter than the girl in the movie then, as she ends up dumping her bf in the film for Ice, as she apparently sees him as some sort of mysterious bad a**. Not only that, but they try to make her boyfriend the bad guy even though I think any sane woman would clearly see that Ice is a real a**hole in the film, and not the bf.
I would suspect Vanilla Ice had this tailor written to mirror some personal fantasy and then produced it himself. I can't imagine any sane person ponying up money under the assumption that such a ridiculous story line would make for a good investment.
I certainly don't disagree with you, as i was thinking the same thing. Sure, the movie is OBVIOUSLY made to make him look good back in an era where he was at the peak of his popularity. But since the movie isn't that great, it fails at making him look good. If anything, from what I've seen, it just makes him look like a real a**hole. Hell, I'm surprised this movie didn't make him lose more fans than anything else. Wait...maybe that's why he's no longer popular.
Okay, any other ladies wish to comment or guys? Don't be shy.
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