What sort of Sick BS is this "Danger, Danger.. get on the floor" stuff mate?
Did you not even consider that half the world is experiencing earthquakes at the moment? Or has this come about as a direct result of getting hit on the head with a block of Blue Ice from the plane that flew over you 2 minutes ago?
OMG... Why have we got a Fool Moon today?
... Sorry mate... Don't mind me.. We just get to meet so many people from the Bureau of Useless Information here telling us their 'almost life' stories.. that it becomes quite hard to identify them from the genuine head trauma victims!