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my private part died

  1. OLYHOOCH profile image60
    OLYHOOCHposted 4 years ago

    Well, I just could not pass up this one without sharing it.

    MY PRIVATE PART DIED

    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.

    'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

    'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

    Knowing her patients were a Little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,    she replied, 'Oh, I'm so Sorry,Mr. Wallace.

    Please accept my Condolences..'

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private
    Part Hanging out of his pajamas.

    He met Nurse Tracy . 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down
    The Hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

    But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that
    My Private Part died.'

    'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out
    Of Your pajamas?'

    (You've gotta love this.)

    'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

    IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

    I received this from a friend.I did not compose it, but, I will Share.

    OLY

    1. Shanna11 profile image91
      Shanna11posted 4 years ago in reply to this

      I cannot laugh because of the horrific mental image this produced.

      Oh the things that can never be unseen....

      1. OLYHOOCH profile image60
        OLYHOOCHposted 4 years ago in reply to this

        Sorry if I offended you. I did not think somebody would take this to the outer limits.

        OLY

  2. libby101a profile image60
    libby101aposted 4 years ago

    That's hilarious!

  3. paradigmsearch profile image88
    paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago

    Paradigmsearch scrambles looking for the perfect pic...

    1. paradigmsearch profile image88
      paradigmsearchposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/638332main_446251main_tent-monument.jpg

  4. LuisEGonzalez profile image79
    LuisEGonzalezposted 4 years ago

    Oly, I made the mistake of reading this while my adult students were checking their work, needless to say that was the end of the class. As of this moment we are still laughing......lol

    1. OLYHOOCH profile image60
      OLYHOOCHposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Well, I am sure glad to see that some of us still have our hum-er. That first post/re-ply, I got, kinda knocked me over.

      Sorry, I interrupted your class, NOT, ROTFLMAO.

      I would have loved to have been there.

      OLY.

  5. jennzie profile image86
    jennzieposted 4 years ago

    Hilarious joke but I fear that I might have nightmares tonight from your picture, Ron...

    1. OLYHOOCH profile image60
      OLYHOOCHposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Holly Molly,

      OLY

  6. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 4 years ago

    Hey, I think I know that guy!

  7. Disturbia profile image61
    Disturbiaposted 4 years ago

    I'm still laughing!

    1. OLYHOOCH profile image60
      OLYHOOCHposted 4 years ago in reply to this

      Who took that BIG MAN, Ron put out here, OFF. ???????????????

      I didn't.

      OLY

 
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