Funny Birthday Quotes for Women
Funny Birthdays Wishes & Funny Birthday Sayings
Finding the perfect birthday messages or funny birthday quotes for women to write in their birthday card can prove more difficult than choosing the card itself. If you know someone who is getting to the age they wished that their age would start going backwards, then there is nothing more special than the gift of laughter. So spread the joy on their special day, with some funny birthday messages. If you are looking for some happy birthday quotes for brightening up someones special day, find here some of the favorite hilarious and funny birthday messages and wishes.
If you are making your own greetings cards, these happy birthday quotes will be sure to brighten up the inside and bring delight to the recipient.
or as Robert Frost said
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty..."
Funny Birthday Quotes for women - ....great to use any time of year!
Funny Birthday Messages
for the ladies
As a family we have always sent each other silly and funny birthday cards, this all started way back with my father...I remember one year he forgot my Mothers Birthday, and he quickly turned round and said to "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older, dear?" Well, for years we have laughed over this, and one year when he bought (on his way home from the pub and rather intoxicated) congratulations on the "birth of your Baby Boy", and his excuse was it was expensive, this did indeed start our family looking for the funniest cards and saying we could find.
"What have you got to lose at your age? Other than hair, hearing, eyesight, flexibility, memory..."
Funny birthday messages sayings & Poems
hilarious birthday messages
These are poems I have used in cards, and as I find more I will add them, so be sure to visit back.
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
- Mark Twain
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
- Phyllis Diller
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. (change as appropriate)
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
I like my bifocals,
my dentures fit me fine,
my hearing aid is perfect,
but Lord I miss my mind!
finally got your head together, and now your body is falling apart
There is a world record that
I think that you will break
Some time in the next few years -
It's "candles on a cake."
You've had many many birthdays,
Too many for me to mention,
But there are still one or two more
Before you start to draw your pension.
Sometimes the best things in life happen after you've done what you're "supposed" to do and are free to follow your dreams
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Cute and Funny Birthday Poems
My friend loves putting in a tea bag and sticking it on the card and saying "have a drink on me" .....
A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for
I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Forget about the past, you can't change it,
Forget about the future, you can't predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one!
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