how to make yourself fart
The authoritative guide to making farts when you want.
In this hub I hope to teach you how to make yourself fart. This is not some way to make an imitation fart. No, it is the real deal.
This method is far from perfected. With your testing this wonderful resource could grow. It is my thinking that if one were to experiment with this method you will get some control over the intensity and smell of the fart. So please leave your comments that way the world community can learn better the effect of various foods on farting.
Farting is a pastime of children since millennium. Farting is often performed at sleepovers and oter family functions.
This website is not ment to encourage you to fart. You should think for yourself what you should do. To make yourself fart may get a laugh or two. It may have you rolling in stiches. It may anger other family members. These are dangers. It can cause old people to consider you disrespectful. Farting is uncomfortable, and not a healthy condition of the intestines.
By no means do I encourage farting.
I encourage you to think about the source of the creation, the afterlife, and where you were before you were born. I encourage you to read books like Bhagavad-gita as it is. Try to elevate yourself, not degrade yourself. Think deply about what the whole thing is all about.
But if you want to get gas, this is how to do it.
How to give yourself gas
The way to get gas is to self impose a form of indigestion. Many people get gas from eating beans. Bean eating is one way to give yourself gas. A very simple strategy is to eat pinto beans or red kidney beans. Do not wash the water between the time you start cooking and finish. This will most likely give you some real gas.
Another method is to eat some grains like rice and beans with some bread. Then after that has been digesting for a while (1 hour) you eat an apple or pear.Most people will immediately have really bad gas for some time after this because the incompatability of the fruit with the stomach acids breaking down the grains will cause indigestion and gas. You can get gas if you eat grains twice in a day. If you have beans and rice once and then later have them again usually if you didn't get gas the first time, the second time you will.
Warning, if you do this, you will have gas for a while.
To get rid of gas, you can try ginger. Usually that helps.
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