SO WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF OLD AGE??
WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER
People are not really looking forward to hitting the age of 60 and above. That's the start of counting how long you will still live and all that. Ofcourse, no offense meant to oldies who will read this hub. Honestly, I myself can't imagine how I will be like when i reach that age. If only we can stop the time and be young forever...Well...If only we can, right? Anyway, I still have 31 more years before I hit that age so lem'me make fun(oopppssss...), er, I mean, allow me to site symptoms of old age.
1. Having arthritis is part of your daily life.
2. Your neighbor's house is on fire and all the people are shouting but you don't even know.
3. You want to tell your grand kids stories when you were still young, but you don't know where to start since you can't remember any memory.
4. You are looking forward to a boring weekend.
5. Watching The Weather Channel is your favorite past time.
6. Coffee is the most amazing beverage in the world for you.
7. Clock ticking is music to your ears.
8. You're amazed how you son grows so fast.
9. You threw the gum you're chewing and your teeth went together with the gum.
10. You can't bear the sight of the grass in the lawn growing half an inch longer.
11. Your eyes seems close when you're laughing hard.(Then you cough like it's the end of the world after)
12. When you're sleeping, family members are all around your bed, afraid you're already dead.
13. You have more hair on your thigh than your head.
14. You feel that that there's always a sparkle in your eyes but it's just cataract.
15. Whenever you're typing in the computer (that is, if your hands can still take it), you use bold fonts and font size 20 and it takes you 3 hours to finish a paragraph.
16.You confuse yourself with left and right.
17. Sandals with black socks is your favorite footwear.
18. You're a certified know-it all, but nobody would dare ask you questions.
19. You can love without your spouse, but you definitely can't live without your glasses.
20. Sex is the last thing on your mind.
21. It takes you forever to finish taking a bath.
22. You can't even get out from your bed, much more go out with friends.
23. Your heart won't hurt but every other past of your body does.
24. You throw a party but that is just plain get together with old friends and you will just talk about the gas hike.
25. You call your daughter Amy when her name is Katherine.
DO I MAKE SENSE? HAVE A GOOD READ.
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