10 Reasons Why The Phantom Menace is the Worst Star Wars Film

Just a bad idea altogether.
Just a bad idea altogether. | Source

Why this movie is a Menace to a Star Wars Fan’s sensibilities

While the The Empire Strikes Back represents the heroes’ journey through hell, The Phantom Menace is just hell. It does have its moments, though. The movie is good when lightsabers are buzzing away, especially the exhilarating duel between Qui Gon Jinn, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Darth Maul. Basically anytime there is action the movie shines. But all the special effects and technical wizardry in the world mean little without a great story and characters to hold it together. So here are the main reasons that contributed to the resounding disappointment that is Episode I.


1. Jar Jar Binks

Pretty self-explanatory. Annoying. A danger to himself and others. A vaguely or overtly racist caricature depending on whom you talk to. Here's a video. Enjoy it. Live it.

2. Anakin Sure is Cheerful for a Slave

“Yippee”? I don't imagine slaves ever say "Yippee".Perhaps he's like a house slave who likes his master, like Samuel L. Jackson's character in Django Unchained, I guess.

3. Midi-chlorians

Star Wars is at its heart a fantasy, with science fiction trappings. The Force was always a mystical energy field, a source of mysterious superhuman powers. Midi-chlorians strike me as George Lucas’ attempt to inject more “sci-fi” in the Star Wars universe. The idea of microscopic organisms in one’s cells that can be measured quantitatively and communicate with the Force diminishes the mystique of it all. Space magic! We were perfectly fine with space magic!

4. Dumb luck is strong with Anakin

The Force was strong with Luke. To destroy the Death Star, he used his instincts guided by the Force, along with skill, determination, nerve, and a little help from Han. Anakin on the other hand, just happened to hide in a ship that just happened to fly into the middle of a dull space battle. He maneuvered wildly and just happened to fly into a hangar on the main droid control ship. He fired proton torpedoes all over the place and just happened to hit the main reactor conveniently located in the hangar. What type of engineering genius puts a main reactor in the hangar of a ship? Sheer dumb luck.

5. It’s like Star Wars as seen on C-Span:

The taxation of trade routes, trade federations, debates in the Senate…these are the times that I actually noticed the time pass. In the theater I looked at my watch and wondered why these scenes were taking so long. Am I actually bored at a Star Wars movie? What's going on?? At least have some emotion, like a Mr.Smith Goes to Washington filibuster or something!

6. Not Enough Darth Maul

The most interesting character in the movie gets the least amount of screen time, and then DIES. I mean look at his kung fu skills! And he looks all demonic! The rest of the audience cheered when Obi Wan sliced him in half. But in the words of Eric Cartman I cried “tears of unfathomable sadness”.

7. That Two Headed Announcer Guy

He presides over the Boonta Eve Podrace spewing vile clichés. “That’s gotta hurt!” he announced at the end. Well he can just raise the roof and talk to the hand.

8.The Inexplicable Promotion of Jar Jar Binks

The rank of general seems to be given generously in the Star Wars universe, as evidenced by the promotions of Captain Han Solo and civilian Lando Calrissian (for his little maneuver at the Battle of Tanaab). So you do something remotely cool…wham! General. Considering these somewhat lax standards it is still a surprise that Boss Nass bestowed that rank upon the clumsy idiot Jar Jar. Sure, he did help bring together the humans and Gungans of Naboo. But does that warrant full command of your military? The following scene from the Battle of Naboo illustrates Jar Jar’s inadequate qualifications:

Captain Tarpals: “Jar Jar! Usa da booma!”

Jar Jar Binks: “Meesa donta hava da booma!”

Now a more competent officer would have had a booma prepared and would have known to use it at the proper time.

9. Gungan Life Debt?

I always thought this was a unique cultural trait among Wookies, particularly Chewbacca. Apparently Gungans have it for an excuse for Jar Jar to tag along with the heroes and basically dominate the entire picture.

10.The Movie Made Samuel L. Jackson Boring

Throughout the prequels Jedi Master Mace Windu was a commanding presence and right hand man to Yoda. You have no doubt of his authority, prowess and wise counsel. But he's kind of subdued and boring, unlike every other movie Samuel L. Jackson has been in. Even his Capital One commercials are more entertaining. C'mon, he doesn't have to say muthaf-er or anything. But yeah I know, the whole "anger thing" is bad for Jedi.

I wouldn't say it to his face, though.
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torch 8 years ago

STOP LIEING!!!!!!!!!


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Ironman1992 4 years ago

I knew when I clicked on this hub, jarjar would be one of the first complaints to pop up, lol.


random 4 years ago

those reasons are dumb


manzi 4 years ago

i agree with everything you say. phantom menace is very boring. flat dialogue, poor acting, few duels, dull discussions( be it midclorians or trade routes).

phantom menace is the only boring film that has passed the one-billion mark at the box-office because of its star wars name.


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Stevennix2001 3 years ago

lol pretty good reasons. although i think jar jar wasn't the worst offender in this film's case, as there was a lot of things wrong about this one, but great hub anyway


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Sarah Christina 3 years ago from Fresno, CA

I agree with all your points, ESPECIALLY about Jar Jar and the midi-chlorians. Although I did find one other thing annoying, which was the casting choice of Anakin. He's suppose to be 10 yrs old and the kid they chose looks like he's 6. They also chose to make him "cheery and cute" when I was expecting a smart, maybe even slightly dark and brooding child. It's very unrealistic to me that this kid becomes Darth Vader.

Phantom Menace? George Lucas FAIL.


Antilles 2 years ago

Darth Maul didn't die...


Johng233 2 years ago

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Pharma6 2 years ago

Very nice site!


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Anate 2 years ago

I agree quite a bit with this hub, although in all fairness to the general title thing. Han Solo by this point had done quite a bit for the Rebellion. Also Lando had proven leadership skills from governing Cloud City. While he did make an obvious mess up with Vader, he does seem to have the loyalty of his people. Now, Jar Jar Binks was a stupid idea for a general. Diplomacy does not necessarily make for a great general after all.


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Discordzrocks 10 months ago from Austin TX

neeto, and im happy jar jar binks is 1

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