You May Be Racist If You......
The Evil Within
Don't worry if you clicked here that doesn't automatically label you as a racist, but finding that you fit into some of the categories below might:
1. If you can count how many Black, Asian, Hispanic, Indian, White or purple friends you have.....
You are definitely a racist, anyone who takes the time to count couldn't be anything less.
2. If in conversation you feel the need to add the nationality of the person you're talking about ......
You too are racist. Why the hell else would a person feel the need to include color into conversation all the time. Interestingly enough, have you ever noticed people usually do this when they're not even talking about race at all? Prime examples include: "So the other day I was at the store and this Black person (-racist)." Don't forget one's like " So the other day I was sitting next to this Asian (-racist) ." What? Instead just tell the damn story, who cares what color the insignificant player's in your insignifcant conversation are?
3. If you glance around a room to check your surroundings before telling a joke......
Not only are you racist but the idiots who stand there and keep look out for you are too.
4. If you start jokes with things like....... "So a black guy, a Jew and an Israeli walk into a bar..." Do I have to explain this one?
5. If you say things to complete strangers like, "Can I touch your hair".......
Although they may sigh and regretably say yes, please note that deep down inside they want to grab you by your hair and slap you for publicly humiliating them. Next time go to a petting zoo that's where animals are kept.
6. If you see a black man walking with a white woman or any interracial couple whatsoever and the hairs on the back of your neck stand up........
Believe it or not you too are a racist. Isn't love grand?
7. If at restaurants you purposely try to find seating near people of your same complexion......
You are not only a racist but a highly paranoid one at that!
8. If your reaction to the O.J. Simpson trial was pure excitement, not because you felt the decision was fair and just, but because you thought a black man had finally got off for doing what you felt, so many white people have done for 1,000's of years to blacks.........
You know damn well that's racist.
My all time favorite's have to be.......
9. If you tend to add erroneous points to conversations like; " They talk black" or " They act white" ...............
You my friend are the most clueless one of all, because you cannot act a color!
10. If you've ever heard two black people conversing and someone uses the N word, or the "magic word" as I like to call it, and you thought to yourself, "hey I think I'll say that too"..........
I won't call you a racist, more a person with poor judgment.
11. If you walk up to a black person and say things like "hey what's up dog." You may watch gangster movies but please do not imitate the actors, I repeat ACTORS you see on t.v. If you see a Hispanic person do not convince yourself that by watching Univision, or Mi Vida Loca last night you suddenly know how to speak Spanish....
You don't! So please accept this fact and also accept that everything you see on t.v. isn't real. I know this is a difficult concept to grasp.