the 11 types of shit
The 11 types of shet:
- The ghost shit: You are sure you've made it. His traces are on the toilet paper but there's no trace of shit in the toilet. It can also be called the Torpedo shit when you'd heard it falling into the water.
- The rubber shit: It leaves very ugly marks on the toilet. You clean your butt at least 18 times and it still ain't clean. You must fill your panties with toilet paper in order not to fill them with shit.
- The teflon shit: It comes so smooth that you don't even notice it. No traces of it on the toilet paper. You must look into the toilet to be sure you've made it.
- The delayed firing shit: You've barely cleaned your butt, stood up, and the next round starts.
- The snake shit: Slippery, with the width of the thumb and a length of at least half a meter.
- The cork shit: Also known as "the swimmer". Although you've flushed 3 times it still floats in the toilet. Gush! How can you get rid of it?! It usually comes everywhere except at your own place.
- The wish shit: It's like having ants in your bowels. You fart, you do everything except actually talking a shit. It usually comes at parties, forcing you to use the toilet for a long time.
- The wet butt shit: This type of shit hits the water with high velocity and at a 45 degrees angle throwing water towards your butt. Worst about this is that you never know if the water on your butt is actually water or shit.
- The concrete shit: Also called the "Oh My God!" shit. Just as you start doing it and you wish you've done a local anesthesia.
- The King Kong shit: Also called the elephant shit. It's so big that it refuses to go away before being shredded.
11. The beer shit.. One of the most common but one of the most
deadly types of shit. It comes in the day next to the night before.
Usually it doesn't even smell so bad, but outsides may lie. The toilet
is splashed with it everywhere. You're surprised that from your butt,
the shit can go on so many directions. After you've done it, you
realize that you've ran out of toilet paper and the WC doesn't have a
brush. It comes just like the cork shit when you're not at your own