The Best Funny Drinking Quotes

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"A quote about drinking is a joy forever" --John Keats (sort of)

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution - to all of life's problems.

Funny Drinking Quotes from Movies and Television

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution - to all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." --Humphrey Bogart

"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." --Al Bundy, Married with Children

"Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . ." --Thornton Mellon, Back to School

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." --Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." --Bluto, Animal House

--Homer: "No TV and no beer make Homer something something."

--Marge: "Go crazy?'

--Homer: "Don't mind if I do!"

"I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody." --Hawkeye from M*A*S*H

"Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey." --Pappy from Maverick

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. " --Dean Martin

"I don't care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not. " --Doug Coughlin from Cocktail

"The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got. " --Doug Coughlin from Cocktail

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. " --Arnold Schwarzenegger

"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. " --Ed McMahon

"I like my whiskey old and my women young. " --Errol Flynn

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.

Funny Drinking Quotes from Singers

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy." --Frank Sinatra

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." --Frank Sinatra

"I'm gonna drink you pretty."--The Beat Farmers

"Jim Beam's giving me the right to be wrong."--The Beat Farmers

"I'm getting drunk, with or without you. "--The Beat Farmers

"I like beer 'cos it is good

I drink beer because I should

If there was a song to sing

I sing it and beer you bring" --Psychostick

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." --Frank Zappa

"On some days, my head is filled with such wild and original thoughts that I can barely utter a word. On other days, the liqour store is closed." --Frank Varano

"Well I got a bad liver and broken heart,

I drunk me a river since you tore me apart

And I don't have a drinking problem, 'cept when I can't get a drink..." --Tom Waits

"If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink." --Blake Shelton

"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks." --Joe E. Lewis

"Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you." --Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer

"You're pretty when I'm drunk." --The Bloodhound Gang

"What's made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me." --Glenn Sutton

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." --David Lee Roth

"I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver." --Phil Harris

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up." --Dean Martin

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." --Dean Martin

"Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold." --Jerry Vale

"Excuse me please, one more drink

Could you make it strong cause I don't need to think

She broke my heart, my grace is gone

One more drink and I'll move on." --The Dave Matthews Band

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Funny Drinking Quotes from Writers

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." --Dylan Thomas

"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning." --Celia Rivenbark

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. " --Ernest Hemingway

"Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough." --Ernest Hemingway

"I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it."  --Raymond Chandler

"Then trust me, there's nothing like drinking. So pleasant this side of the grave; it keeps the unhappy from thinking and makes even the valiant more brave. " --Charles Didbin

"I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not." --Brendan Behan

"I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me." --Brendan Behan

"I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started." --Brendan Behan

"I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."--Noel Coward

"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into." --Don Marquis

"There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer." --Joan Goldstein

"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." --Henry Lawson

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." --Hunter S. Thompson

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."--George Bernard Shaw

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."--George Bernard Shaw

"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."--Mark Twain

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."--Mark Twain

"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." --Clement Freud

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. " --Robert A. Heinlein

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. " --Catherine Zandonella

"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. " --Robert Benchley

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. " --Dave Barry

"There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation. " --John Ciandi

"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober. " --William Butler Yeats

"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."--Jimmy Breslin

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony."--Robert Benchley

"For a quart of ale is a dish for a king."--William Shakespeare

"There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink."--Oscar Wilde

"Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content and sufficient Champagne."--Dorothy Parker

"A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.

A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat.

So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote."--

William Butler Yeats

"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure."--Ambrose Bierce

"I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books."--P.J. O'Rourke

"Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life."--F. Scott Fitzgerald

"I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working."--Dave Berry

"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living."--Jean Kerr

"The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol."--Mignon McLaughlin

"Wine gives a man nothing it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost."--Samuel Johnson

"I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again."--Charles Bukowski

"Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I go

To heal my heart and drown my woe

Rain may fall, and wind may blow

And many miles be still to go

But under a tall tree will I lie

And let the clouds go sailing by"--J.R.R. Tolkien

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Funny Drinking Quotes from Politicians and Historical Figures

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

"I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me." --Benjamin Franklin

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria." --Benjamin Franklin

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." --Benjamin Franklin

Lady Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

Winston Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

"An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer." --Confucius

"I am a firm believer in the people.  If given the truth they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis.  The great point is to bring them the real facts...and beer."  --Abraham Lincoln

"Wine is sunlight, held together by water." --Galileo

"The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer." --Ancient Egyption Proverb, 2200 B.C

"He was a wise man who invented beer." --Plato

"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer." --John Churchill

"There may be a few good men who don't drink, but they've got to prove it." --Col. Lincoln Karmany, USMC

"Protocol, alcohol, and Geritol"--Adlai E. Stevenson

"Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepted thy works."--Ecclesiastes 9. 7 - The Bible

"An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. "--Dr. Alvan L. Barach

"It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church. "--Martin Luther

"Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep. Whoever sleeps long, does not sin. Whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! "--Martin Luther

"From man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world. "--Saint Arnoldus

"I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate...and I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself. "--Napoleon Bonaparte

"Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it." --Winston Churchill

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Funny Drinking Quotes from Comedians

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" --Stephen Wright

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." --Henny Youngman

"A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." " --Henny Youngman

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.  Drinks right out of the bottle."  --Henny Youngman

"Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down."  --Phyllis Diller

"My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago."--George Gobel

"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." --George Burns

"I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety."--Richard Pryor

"I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on."--Oscar Levant

"If you don't drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, -And then I go home-."--Jim Jefferies

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."--Rodney Dangerfield

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."--Rodney Dangerfield

"I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. "--Bette Midler

"I drink to forget I drink. "--Joe E. Lewis

"The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism. "--Norman Brenner

"I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served. "--George Gobel

"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. "--Joe E. Lewis

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."--Drew Carrey

"There are two kinds of people I don't trust. People who don't drink and people who collect stickers."--Chelsea Handler

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

Funny Drinking Quotes from W.C. Fields

"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."

"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."

"Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times."

"Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got."

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."

"I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know."

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar."

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

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anonymous 3 years ago

Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God.

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anonymous 4 years ago

Beer goes in..happy comes out

anonymous 4 years ago

Where there is Beer there is me

anonymous 4 years ago

a fine drink is a poetry filled in glass

anonymous 4 years ago

i don't always drink but when i do its every day

anonymous 4 years ago

Most of people think all kind of drink is good but fatty drink is not good.

anonymous 4 years ago

I am interested to this but how can i get it?

JohnTannahill 4 years ago from Somewhere in England

"I must've had a million damn unlucky days

But there ain't no cloud that a bottle can't chase away"

Del Amitri

anonymous 4 years ago

Don't drink and vomit.its against the law of alcohol.

anonymous 4 years ago

i don't want to be around anyone drunk when i.m sober or anyone sober when i'm drunk

anonymous 5 years ago

"I don't drink much; just one at a time"

tobejim 6 years ago

"Show me the way to the next whiskey bar, oh don't ask why" - Jim Morrison

jasminesphotogr 6 years ago

"He was a wise man who invented beer." -Plato

GoodinDevelopme 6 years ago

"Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time."

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    How about a funny drinking quote?

    anonymous 2 years ago

    You're going to buy me drinks until you look like your profile pic on TINDER!

    anonymous 2 years ago

    I swear to drunk I'm not god

    anonymous 2 years ago

    Is there an officer problem?

    anonymous 3 years ago

    When i'm drunk, I only see what I wanna see

    anonymous 3 years ago

    we cheer for beer but liquor is quicker !

    anonymous 3 years ago

    One tequila, two tequilas, three tequila floor...

    anonymous 3 years ago

    i don't have a drinking problem i drink ,i get drunk.i pass out no problem

    anonymous 3 years ago

    Sir! You are drunk!

    Madam you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning. - Winston Churchill

    anonymous 3 years ago

    I only drink to ease the pain of consciousness.

    anonymous 3 years ago

    Vodka makes my house messy.

    anonymous 3 years ago

    party till he's cute

    anonymous 3 years ago

    Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't


    Cynthia Haltom 3 years ago from Diamondhead

    I like funny one but I can't think of one right now. Salud

    anonymous 3 years ago

    RUM kill my mother,RUM kill my father,RUM kill my whole family and now it going to kill me

    anonymous 3 years ago

    If I drink one is't better I don't drink none ,if I drink two I might as well drink a few

    anonymous 3 years ago

    World recognize language "CHEERS"

    anonymous 3 years ago

    If I serving you a drink, then we're already in an intimate relationshipe

    anonymous 4 years ago

    Wine is fine but liquor is quicker

    anonymous 4 years ago

    don't drink water because fish fuck in it.

    anonymous 4 years ago

    Binge drinkin'? I binge drinkin' since I got here!

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      Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.

      Classic Funny Drinking Quotes

      "Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker." --Ogden Nash

      "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Jack Handey

      "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. So when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

      The human brain works that way too. It only operates as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. So, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."--Cliff Clavin from Cheers

      "And God said, 'Let there be vodka!' and He saw that it was good. Then God said, 'Let there be light!'. And then He said, 'Whoa - too much light." --Unknown jokester

      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." --Oscar Wilde

      "Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death"--Ben Jonson

      "I am the last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach. The schnapps made from peach. The velvet hammer. The Alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth. The pink squirrel. The three-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy. The iced tea. The kamakazi. The orgasm. The death spasm. The Singapore sling. The dingaling. America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to got loaded...Why don't you just order a shot? Bar is open!"--Brian Flanagan from Cocktail

      "I like to have a martini,

      Two at the very most.

      After three I'm under the table,

      after four I'm under my host." "--Dorothy Parker

      "To some it's a six-pack. To me it's a support group."--Leo Durocher

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      Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

      The Funniest Drinking Quotes

      "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." --Unknown Author

      "If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker.  If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic."  --Unknown Author

      "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered." --George Best

      "Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work."--Will Rogers

      "A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts." --Unknown Author

      "Don't bother trying to join the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. It turns out they're apparently against all three." --Wiley

      "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."--Alex Levine

      "Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine."--Anonymous

      "Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I shall die before I wake tell my friends I drank it straight."--Unknown

      "Being half drunk is just another way of saying -your almost there-." --Unknown Author

      "Always remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser." --Unknown Author

      "I don't always drink...but when I do it's every day." --Unknown Author

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      jasminesphotogr 6 years ago

      Great lens! Lots of great quotes.

      anonymous 6 years ago

      What would life be like without beer?

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      GoodinDevelopme 6 years ago Author

      @anonymous: Dreadfully boring. Although I'd probably have to apologize a lot less. Hah.

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      Paul Ward 6 years ago from Liverpool, England

      Dorothy Parker

      I like to have a martini,

      Two at the very most.

      After three I'm under the table,

      after four I'm under my host.


      I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

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      ChemKnitsBlog2 6 years ago

      Yes! I love the color scheme that you chose, and the quotes are fabulous.

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      I-sparkle 6 years ago

      Absolutely awesome lens! Loved the quotes! Glad to see that the thoughts occupy more minds than just mine!

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      Maria-Zuzeena 6 years ago

      Great lense! Witty and really funny. It's great to have a lense to look for when we need some chuckles.

      Luis2u4u 6 years ago

      Great lens!!!

      Sir-T-Rave 6 years ago

      Awesome quotes. I am leaning towards the George Burn quote as being the best.

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      hayleylou lm 6 years ago

      These are great fun. Love the one about women pretty women make us buy beer and ugly women make us drink beer, he he :)

      adeledaniels 6 years ago

      Loved all the fun drinking quotes. These will make some fun toasts and add to my drinking dialog. Nothing like being an educated drunk.

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      unik lm 6 years ago

      Great lens, I had a good laugh!

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      BrandonJames926 6 years ago

      Awesome lens! I was hoping to find a "what's your favorite beer" poll!

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      the777group lm 6 years ago

      A great collection.

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      DungeonDeb 6 years ago

      great lens! i, too, would have liked a favorite beer poll :)

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      natashaely 6 years ago

      Great lens, I'm a cider girl! Had fun reading this lens :)

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      Pip Gerard 6 years ago

      what a fabulous lense!

      anonymous 6 years ago

      Great fun! Thank you for the entertainment.

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      MeggieMcFallon 6 years ago

      Just forwarded this page to my husband who is a brewmaster. Great lens, I had forgotten about so many funny quotes.

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      Lee Hansen 6 years ago from Vermont

      AH hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

      anonymous 6 years ago

      Very fun! I couldn't remember a quote that you don't already have here!

      anonymous 5 years ago

      I had a hearty laugh and enjoyed the fun on beer quotes. Well done.

      anonymous 5 years ago

      Nice fun quotes. Wish I had a drink to go with it. :) Thank you and Cheers!


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      norma-holt 5 years ago

      Nicely done lens. Top marks

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      BlogsWriter 5 years ago

      This is simply amazing, enjoyed the quotes.

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      CruiseReady 5 years ago from East Central Florida

      Enjoyed! Liked the ones by Frank Zappz and Ben Franklin the best/

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      LikinTrikin LM 5 years ago

      A good one for your "singers" list..."I Like Beer" by Tom T Hall.. check it out...BTW, very nice lens !

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      ltraider 5 years ago

      Great lens. I think I'll go have a beer now:)

      golfspice 5 years ago

      Very good - Just returned from a reunion. I think my friends would appreciate many of your quotes.

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      Kyetsu 5 years ago

      Can never go wrong with some funny quotes! While I don't drink, I know many friends that will really appreciate this lens! =D

      ccorrig 5 years ago

      Great lens! I'll have to remember some of these...

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      auntjennie 5 years ago from Canada

      Great collection of funny drinking quotes

      JoshK47 5 years ago

      Fantastic quotes - makes me long for a beer right about now. It's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?

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      Mix Mafra 5 years ago from Corona CA

      So Funny. Well done:)

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      quickcutterss 5 years ago from Midwest

      I love this kind of stuff, just to funny. Your lens got me up and laughing that takes a great lens to do that.

      awesome lens 5 star for me.

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      BSieracki 5 years ago from Corbin, KY

      for the music tom t. hall did - i like beer

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      javr 5 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Most of these drinking quotes are great reads. Thanks!

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      Rankography 5 years ago

      Really good stuff. Thanks for sharing

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      ernieplotter 5 years ago

      great lens! made me laugh!, you should totally check this cartoon!!!

      ChordsAndStrings 5 years ago

      Nicely done. All good quotes!

      anonymous 5 years ago

      Great quotes

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      SecondHandJoe LM 5 years ago've said it all!.....I spent too much time here- and had a lot of fun! thanks!

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      gatornic15 4 years ago

      Great quotes!

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      gatornic15 4 years ago

      Great quotes!

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      SellClean 4 years ago

      Great collection!

      anonymous 4 years ago


      anonymous 4 years ago

      No officer swear god i am not drunk

      anonymous 4 years ago

      Hahahahaha killer

      anonymous 4 years ago

      Hahahahahahh *choking* all thnks to dis quotes, word up

      anonymous 4 years ago

      @anonymous: Swear to drunk I'm not God.... hahaha

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      MillBucks 4 years ago

      Great lens, these are so funny! Thanks for the laughs.

      DMVAgent 4 years ago

      I haven't seen a lens like this, not until now. :) Great lens! Keep up the good work. :)

      miha188 4 years ago

      Great lens!


      miha188 4 years ago

      Great lens!


      anonymous 4 years ago

      Who said " Vote Dry / Bread Not Booze" ?

      anonymous 4 years ago

      good web! well done!

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      CanvasArtPrint LM 4 years ago

      Homer Simpson is the King of drinkers!

      sllygred 4 years ago

      This is great!

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      Normyo Yonormyo 4 years ago

      You made me laugh, thanks.

      anonymous 4 years ago

      These will make some fun toasts and add to my drinking dialog. Nothing like being an educated drunk. eid sms messages l eid messages

      jinnoo42 4 years ago

      I think my friends would appreciate many of your quotes. eid sms messages l eid messages

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      WriterJanis2 4 years ago

      These are great. I particularly like the funny drinking quotes.

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      WriterJanis2 4 years ago

      These are great. I particularly like the funny drinking quotes.

      GarminApproachGPS 4 years ago

      Great lens! Keep up the good work. :)

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      JeffPadovani 4 years ago

      Funny lens. I got a kick out of some of these.

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      anonymous 4 years ago

      funny lens!

      anonymous 4 years ago

      very interesting and funny lens

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      thegrayrabbit 4 years ago

      Would you believe that my mother gave me once for Christmas a game called, Drinko! Similar to the Price is Right game, Plinko but the bottom has shot glasses that the chip falls into, then you drink. Weird gift from Mom!

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      ViolaSuSi 4 years ago

      Amazing your lens! I really had fun. Waiting for another one. Good job!

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      captainj88 4 years ago from East Berlin, PA, USA

      Very funny, I enjoyed this.

      momsfunny 4 years ago

      I had fun. Glad to have stopped by.

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      uneasywriter lm 4 years ago

      It's been a hoot browsing this lens. Thanks

      anonymous 4 years ago

      enjoyed nice

      mina009 3 years ago

      Awesome lens.. great lens for a night like this or great night for a lens like this? I am not drunk yet, just pretend to be..cheers! I have a complain too, your captcha doesn't become any easier, you should have had friendly to drinkers captcha (just joking)

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      NibsyNell 3 years ago

      So much fun, thank you! :) I love, "A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.". Hehe.

      anonymous 3 years ago

      @NibsyNell: love it too

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      kdmarshall lm 3 years ago

      Great lens. Cheers

      Dock Havock 2 years ago

      I'm not an alcoholic Haven't drank in 4 years. Just the other day I made an energy drink it consist of a can of red bull, halls And rubbing alcohol. .

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      tlcs 2 years ago from Hampshire, UK

      good quotes!

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