Top Ten Funny Bill Gates Quotes

Bill gates Quotes

My top ten bill gates quotes

even the rich an famous talk b/s**t sometimes

1) Hey, I never told anyone to buy my stock! Besides, no one is less happy than I am with the performance of Microsoft stock! I've lost tens of billions of dollars this year-if you check, you'll see that that's more than most people make in a lifetime.

2)I have 100 billion dollars... You realize I could spend 3 million dollars a day, every day, for the next 100 years? And that's if I don't make another dime. Tell you what-I'll buy your right arm for a million dollars. I give you a million bucks, and I get to sever your arm right here.

3)I have drifted away from thinking about these philanthropic things. And it was only as the wealth got large enough and Melinda and I had talked about the view that that wealth wasn't something that would be good to just pass to the children.

4)Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

5)Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness.

6)Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.

7)The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency.

8)The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits.

9)Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.

10)You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world. And these cold, unfeeling machines will show us the way.

have fun.....jimmy

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IĆ°unn 10 years ago

you have to already know what I think about him. I have an anecdote too, but if I tell it, maybe his nephew will pop up and want to break my leg. lol :D


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jimmythejock 10 years ago from Scotland Author

lol...jimmy


wajay_47 10 years ago

The moral of #9 is never soak your tired feet while operating your computer! Good hub, as usual, Jimmy!


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jimmythejock 10 years ago from Scotland Author

thanks wajay...jimmy


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Woemwood 10 years ago from Melbourne Australia

Jimmy you said it!

I wonder how all this will end?

You certainly put your finger on his jugular vein. Harry


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Cornelus Postell 9 years ago from Augusta

What an oye-opener! It makes one take a second look at a guy who made millions yet is still not fully in touch with the world.


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jimmythejock 9 years ago from Scotland Author

thanks cornelus ,the guy don't seem to have any perception of what money means to people other than himself...jimmy


goodachiever 9 years ago

Bill doesn't understand the meaning of poor. hes a tupea wearing old guy.


she said 9 years ago

bow wow is like chris brown and usher but he is still cute right them bithes that like bow wow???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


no-one 7 years ago

"I give you a million bucks, and I get to sever your arm right here." LOL ^^


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cathylynn99 5 years ago from northeastern US

some of these things must have been said tongue in cheek. hundreds of libraries across the country have computers that were donated by bill and melinda for free public use.


gagan luthra 5 years ago

i realy use ull tipes for me

thnx


Ssewagudde 5 years ago

Interesting quotes!


Tirthak shah 4 years ago

great boss


anagha 4 years ago

cool it really helped me


sidra khan 4 years ago

i want 2 bcom like b.g


Ahsan khan khan 4 years ago

sir u r great personality of us


azad 4 years ago

U helped me a lot

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