Top Ten Momisms
An odd thing happens when you have your first child. You find yourself saying and doing things you thought you never would. It’s as if you supernaturally start channeling your own mother, as you hear her words, her tone, her expressions coming from your own body.
It’s a strange experience, motherhood. But it happens to the best of us. And the experiences it brings on serve to unite every one of us who is called Mom, Mommy, Mama, Mother, or Mum. Following are some of our favorite sayings as mothers. Read over these and see if you don’t agree, there is much more to unite us than what divides.
10. This hurts you more than it hurts me.
9. Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!
8. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times...
7. What's the "magic" word?
6. I carried you for nine months...!
5. Stop that before someone pokes an eye out.
4. If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
3. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.
2. I hope someday you have children just like you.
And number one.... (Drumroll, please...)
1. Because I'm your mother, that's why!
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And here are some honorable momism mentions- in case your favorite didn't make the list.
- You drive me up a wall.
- You are going to be in hot water.
- Don't make me pull this car over!
- Don't put that in your nose.
- Wipe that smile off your face.
- Stop looking at your sister/brother!
- Don't. Touch. Anything!
- Let's see how long we can be quiet.
- If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
- Put on a hat!
- You're just like your father.
- You're getting on my last nerve.
- Don't use that tone of voice with me!
- Stop making that face, it will freeze that way.
How about you? What's your favorite momism?
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