Twins: You're Gonna Mix 'Em Up!

Have You Ever Wondered......?

Sometimes weird thoughts materialize in my head when I am sitting around on the couch doing my usual activities...watching tv, surfing the web, working a crossword puzzle, etc. This particular question just popped up in my idled mind:

Have twins ever been unwittingly switched early on in their lives?

My Pondered Parable

Once upon a time...

Proud parents return from the hospital with the freshly born additions to their happy home. The darling duo, named Patty and Cathy, bring great delight and delectation to the devoted mommy and daddy. A gleeful gaiety grew throughout their Utopian domicile.

Patty and Cathy are identical twins. In fact, these cute and cuddly cherub-like chubbies look so much alike that even the prideful parents have a terrible time at telling the two apart. The pondering parents formulated a particular plan to prevent a possible switch between the swaddled sweeties. The precise preventative procedure purely doesn't matter, but the results seemed satisfying....or so it seemed.

One day the trusting mother left her harried hubby in charge of the colicky criers. The distracted daddy blundered about and naively neglected the previously planned procedure....never knowing the awful oversight.

From then on, Patty was Cathy and Cathy was Patty. The preening parents never knew and neither did the precious petite two. They grew to adulthood, none-the-wiser, that one was the other and their names were askew.

...and they all lived happily ever after?

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Do you think that this has ever happened? 13 comments

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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

what's wrong with you man, how could you think of such cruel and twisted things? Something tells me you can never fool mama.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

what's the fuss all about - it's just a name switch, no harm in that. Unless one of them kills herself because she effing hates her name!


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justmesuzanne 7 years ago from Texas

Well, I can tell those two babies apart! I'm sure all twins, even identical, have some little something or other about them that allows the parents to make a positive ID! A mole or hair a little longer or shorter or something!

Anyway, the only time I can think that this would make a difference would be like if one was cursed at birth or promised to an evil elf or something! That might cause problems later. ;)


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bevy400 7 years ago from scarborough

hiya im a twin but believe me if im ever mistaken for my brother i will go for cosmetic surgery lol.


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seachangeqld 7 years ago from Queensland Australia

Wow. Great minds must think alike. I have pondered this thought myself as my Mum is a twin, though not identical, they looked like it as new born babes. As a kid I even asked my Nan if she was sure she hadn't mixed them up. She said she didn't know and it didn't really matter. But who knows what a name does to you?


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MamaDragonfly2677 7 years ago from New York

Things that make you go "Hmmmmmm..."


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO Author

Arsenio fan?


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida

This actually happened to identical twin friends of mine!!! Their dad was in charge of watching them, they were about 1 1/2 or 2 at the time. They were dressed so that the parents knew which baby was which, and well, the kids took off their clothes. The dad had no idea which baby was which, quickly dressed them, and to this day, we still don't know if they have the right names that they were given as babies.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO Author

Seachangeqld: sorry for the delay response. I must agree with you that I have a great mind. Thank you.

Anna: Cool, an example of my pondered parable!!! Thank you.


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Great minds ponder greater things, or so I thought. But I'm not a great mind. Good thought tho', er parable


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO Author

BTW...I just noticed that nobody has commented on the names of my fictional twins. Does anybody know the significance of the names?


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Christa Dovel 7 years ago from The Rocky Mountains, North America

Very funny!

As to the meanings of the names, Patty = Noble and Cathy = Pure, Innocent.


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imadork 7 years ago from St. Peters, MO Author

Christa: I didn't go that deep with the significance. I chose those names in homage to The Patty Duke Show -- a show about identical cousins.

I'm glad you liked the hub!

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