Weird, weird, weird

Introducing myself to the world...

Hi something different this time... please dont laugh or comment about my hair in the picture...

I'm very new to all of this "blog" & "hub" stuff. I've never tried it before, but since yesterday, I'm hooked. I could'nt wait for the day to come to an end so I can get cracking at my second venture at this. I have to admit the first one was very intimidating and confusing and I did'nt know what to do or manauvre through all of it. My score reflects in a mega way my disasterous attempt at it.

This is gonna be a better one.(I hope)

Ok, lets get to it... ♥

My name is Paul, my nickname or call/family name is Pauli, (nothing to do with the mob and I'm not a tiny person either). Im 5'7 or 1.76, weigh 60kg(dont know how many pounds as we use metric), slender built, dark brown hair with green eyes. I'm 42, divorced and have two and a half children, by the half I mean not my own, but love him(Michael) as my own.

Michael is turning 17 in two months and is already 6ft tall. Huge guy. Then come Alicia, named after Alcia Silverstone. She is 11, very pretty, cute, super intelligent(and she knows it), and a real madam, commenly referred to as bitchy. Then my baby, Jaime. He is 9, a very soft, gentle and emotional person. Mind you, I'm not glorifying any of them. They are un-bearingly naughty at times, but I keep them in line in a proper way if you get what I mean. Their arrses turn red often when I'm fuming.

I work as a manager for a supermarket and liquor store group. The job is at time borin, long and ardeous hours but at the end of every month all is well and smiling...

I Love nature, especially the coast with the fog and waves and sea gulls. I quess I prefer the cooler or milder weather more than the scorching heat, you might ask why? It's because I live in NAMIBIA, the country commonly referred to as "The jewell of Afica". We are situated on the west coas of Africa in between Angola and South Africa.

The weather is very simmilar to Mexico or the Nevada desert. So by the way, did you know we have the oldest desert in the world namely the namib desert!!! Its hot and dry here with little to be seen when one travel from one town to the other. Just open streches for hours on end.

My other hobbies or interrests are... you guessed it, SPORT, phsycology and people. People are the most fascinating creatures on earth, espescially kids. The kids and I spend many an hour just observing people and then we try to figure out what they're saying to each other, or what they're thnking. I tld you earlier I'm a little weird, right, But not bezonkers. Humor play a big role at home. We all play playstation together, walk with he dogs, laugh at silly things and jokes So by the way I have 3 dogs and 4 cats.

I was married before but my marriage didn't work. Let me put it this way, there was a huge communication gap in our marriage. She talked and I didn't listen. I'm divorced for 2 years now. Kids used to be with their mother, but there were accusations of child molestation by the children, so now they are with me. She still lives with her husband in South Afica. The further away they are from us the better...

That's it... Hope you enjoy my resume...

Regards and God Bless, from a sunny Namibia...

http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/bgn/5472.htm

PS. I almost forgot. My birthday is 15th of March. Pisces...

Namibia and Windhoek - Click on picture...

This is my city. Windhoek. Courtesy Google Earth. Notice the dull and dry surroundings from 11km's up. Haha...
This is my city. Windhoek. Courtesy Google Earth. Notice the dull and dry surroundings from 11km's up. Haha...
The Jewell of Africa...    Courtesy Google Earth. Notice the oldest desert in the whole wide world(Brown/Yellowish next to coast)
The Jewell of Africa... Courtesy Google Earth. Notice the oldest desert in the whole wide world(Brown/Yellowish next to coast)
This picure gves a beter idea of the desert which has one of the oldest plants(Welwitchia) in the world.
This picure gves a beter idea of the desert which has one of the oldest plants(Welwitchia) in the world.

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Your comments and marriage proposals are more than welcome. Hahaha 42 comments

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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Ok a few spellng and grammer defects, but I think You will understand what I mean


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jxb7076 7 years ago from United States of America

Hey, at least you have hair!!

another great hub. Thanks for sharing.


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Tx man, but I lack in the body department compared to you. Luv man, you have sense of humor...


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia

Wow that was so cool and open of you to tell us about you. Africa,that's awesome


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Tx, doll. Im trying something different. to make more friends... weird don't u yhink


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Peter Dickinson 7 years ago from South East Asia

Nice to meet and learn a bit about you. Thanks.


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

You are welcome Peter. You have an interresting portfolio.


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apeksha 7 years ago from India.

u can correct those by using MS office...

any ways nice hub...


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splum 7 years ago from USA

Thanks for sharing.I also like sport !


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Tatjana-Mihaela 7 years ago from Zadar, CROATIA

Your kids are with you - 100 thumbs up!

Thanks for sharing your story! If you stay with us, you will have many friends here, for sure. Hubpages are the best place to write and get friends!

Warm welcome!


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

I yhank you my flirting friend. xxx


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apeksha 7 years ago from India.

Oh! outstandng hub..I have never gone through such a personal hub..

thanks poulli for shairing those things with whole world...

U r a nonbiological parent also...

U must be very cool n tension free..man


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Tx, I'm glad you liked it A.


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Ana Louis 7 years ago from Louisiana

I really liked your hub, and it is very nice to meet you...the real you. I wish I was so brave. I look forward to reading many more of your hubs, so keep writing.

By the way you write about your children, I would say that they are very fortunate to have a father who sees who they are, and evidently loves them very much. Kudos.


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Ana Louis, Thank you very, very much, I honestly appreciate your comment.

No one knows me here, so its easier to express myself. XXX


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

Where in Namibia? I used to live in Swakopmund!


nazishnasim 7 years ago

I admire you opening to all of us ove' here. We sure as hell will make your stay memorable. Oh, I fogot ... great hub! Keep 'em coming :).


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Tom Cornett 7 years ago from Ohio

Nice introduction...interesting place to live! :)


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Cin: Windhoek, dry boring en baie wamboes.

Naz: Tx, appreciate your comment.

Tom: It's dry, very dry and hot and yuggi. But we survive. Tx.


Am I dead, yet? 7 years ago

Namibia! I've only heard of this place when the Jolie-Pitts were there to deliver Pitts biological daughter, Shilo. Curious, I cannot wait to read about your adventures there. 

Oh a easy way to use convert kg to lbs you multiply by 2.2; to do the opposite, lbs to kg, divide by 2.2.


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Randy Behavior 7 years ago from Near the Ocean

Nice to meet you Pauli. Thanks for sharing your weird self with us. ;)


\Brenda Scully 7 years ago

I think you were the first person to comment on my page, you are a good looking, honest and open, kind person, who just happens to live in a wonderful place.......

We are all learning on here, so dont put yourself down so much,,,, I do that also, you introduced me to Bekka she is so brave and doing brilliant with her writing..... KEEP WRITING..... and dont work too hard. xxxxxxx they are for the kids. Brenda


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

me living in a wonderful place.... bren, have you snorted weird stuff... its horrible here, hot, dry, 6 month behind the rest of the world regarding fashion, movies, technology, and, and, and...

My daughter said i have an awful avatar after she read your comment here, so, coz of you and her... ill upload another one later. Were off shopping now... Luv it


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Jewels 7 years ago from Australia

Nice to meet you.


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Mutual jewel...


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k@ri 7 years ago from Sunny Southern California

Nice to meet you! And nice to learn about you!

I'm also a Pisces, my birthday is one day before yours. I think that means we are almost related. :) My kids and I play a similar game...we watch a show without the sound and make up the dialogue for the actors. It causes a lot of laughter!


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Tx hun, I'll email you a birthday message next year.

It's interresting, kids are wonderful creatures, arn't they, and very intelligent too, although we tend to think of them as tine thinkers. I think if we can transform a kid, over night in to an adult, we will be able to dor see astonishung things or inventions.


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feeweewv 7 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

Nice to meet you Paul... I'm felicia. Kids make our lives. I think kids show us how to love, and make us grow up a little... and without humor... our kids would make us crazy and vice versa. Good luck in life... look forward to reading more from u


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Tx felicia, have to go to work now..


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marisuewrites 7 years ago from USA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOON, You'll have to write more about your life in Namibia...I have never heard of the place.  I'll read more about u, keep it coming...

As a lover of children, it's so nice to hear you speak nicely of yours!!


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

tx maris, but some days i just want to strangle them, but in a nice way... They are my life.


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frogdropping 7 years ago

Men - hey :) Nice candid hub!


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Tx froggi


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JamaGenee 7 years ago from Central Oklahoma

Can't see you have any problem communicating here! ;D Welcome to our merry band. If making friends is your goal, you've come to the write (intentional pun) place. We like weird! ;D


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

tx jama, u r right, lots of weirdos here, i like it.


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Storytellersrus 7 years ago from Stepping past clutter

well maybe there's hope for the classics if your son Jaime continues in this described mode? Does your 17 year old read at all? I think graphic novels are targeted to his age group, like comic books!


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fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

Nice to meet you Paul, I am Dori otherwise known as "Fortunerep the male or female"

Great Hub, you will soon see your score get higher.


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fortunerep 7 years ago from North Carolina

Nice to meet you Paul, I am Dori otherwise known as "Fortunerep the male or female"

Great Hub, you will soon see your score get higher.


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

mutual dori, so may we refer yo you as it??? kidding. tx

Storyteller: Play station, playstation, thats all they are interrested in. Comic books!!! i dont even know if they know such books exsist. I'll ask them...


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Dolores Monet 7 years ago from East Coast, United States

Namibia is only a place that I've heard of but know nothing about. I haven't looked at all your hubs but hope you write more and feature some photoes of Namibia. It would be cool to learn more.


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milavrab 7 years ago from Ontario

It sounds so fantaaastic that I am on my way. Here is cold, cold even it suppose to be a SUMMER !

I am sure that my only cat woul just fit well with your dogs.. See ya Jey :)


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men are dorks 7 years ago from Namibia Author

Jey.... i'm waiting...

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