well a shovel and a large back yard..... NVM LOL. Sometimes you just have to grit your teeth and mentally visualize all that you want to do with the Demon in law. or as I liked to call mine. The Bride of Satan. or the Beast. well those are the top two at any rate. LOL
as far is goes.. you can also pray your wife or husband doenst end up like the inlaw. if they do, again I suggest a shovel..... NVM.. maybe duct tape and plastic wrap... no thats too cliche.
duct tape, honey, a large fire ant bed, a case of beer and a radio.
okay maybe thats an over reaction. but honestly it beats duct taping them to the grill of your truck and speeding down the highway. draws less attention too.