It can be FUNNY, CUTE, or that EMBARRASSING comment in the grocery store line. Please give the age of the child for reference.
I love it when my 2yr old says "tank you, daddy" when I give her milk or something else she asked for.
After I make her laugh, it makes me smile when she says "silly daddy."
My 3 year old always asks "Who-body did this?"
And she ask me "Mom do you know why I miss you?"
"because I love you!"
It just makes me want to hug and kiss her all over!
A few weeks ago I came down stairs dressed for church. My oldest, who is 9, said to me, "You look great, Mom. You look like an evil Disney queen."
I think that was a compliment, or at least was meant to be!
My son was 3 yrs old, most embarrassing moment...I raised my son in a town where black people did not live....we moved, I was pushing my son down the sidewalk, and he saw a young black boy on a bicycle....Ben's comment was...what's that monkey doing? I wanted to die.....the young man's father said don't worry they are only children.........
His Dad didn't get to go very far in school so when he is doing homework, he says don't worry daddy I'll teach you. But the very best is "I love you Pops" , I sure miss the days when it was "I love You DADDY", that was when he was two. He's 8 now.
when my son was about a year and a half he would walk up to me and stroke my cheek and say, "you're beautiful!" the first time he did that my heart just melted. <3
one time we were walking across the street and there was a man walking past with a cowboy hat on and my son (2 1/2 at the time) pointed and said, "Hey! look, there's Woody!"
so far my daughter doesn't say much, but last night she said her first words, "all done!"
When my daughter was 5 (she is 21 now) I told her that she had my permission to say one bad word. I was curious to see what she would say. She scrunched up her face, thought about it for a long time, and finally blurted out, "Shut up".
My 5 year old always exclaims "You're the best daddy in the hole why wurld." Or else he says "Daddy I missed u whin u wuz at skool."
When my oldest daughter was about 10 years-old she asked me if Santa Claus was for real. I paused for a moment, not wanting to banish the magic of christmas, when she spoke again saying, "The truth Mommy..I need to know if Santa is for real or not." Okay, now I am feeling pressured to tell her the truth. So I explained that I was Santa. She seemed to take it pretty good and thanked me for being honest. Later that night I over heard her talking to her Father on the phone. "Well Daddy I just found out that Mommy is really Santa." A moment later.."It's okay Daddy cause I know the toothfairy is still for real." I had a hard time holding back my laughter but I managed to make it outside before I let out a big giggle. I had killed Santa but all is well cause the toothfairy lives on.
My son Jack, who turned 3 as of last week, calls popsicles "cold pickles" he loves pickles and they are the same shape so I guess that's how he made the connection. Maybe someday I will freeze a pickle on a stick and freak him out.
My daughter points out people who are overweight, usually by simply saying to me whilst pointing, "She/he is fat!"
When my nephew was a toddler and he would sneeze - we would say, "Bless you" and tell him he should say, "excuse me". So he did, in his inevetable way, whenever he sneezes, he will say "Bless Me".
My 5-year-old once said, "The air smells like white toenails."
He also said, "You smell as good as a popsicle."
Quite the poet! lol
I love it when the grands hug me and say, "You're the best Nana in the whole wide world!"
Babba juju ! haha i just loved that to hear this one every day
One of my favorites that made me laugh is when we were in the mall and my son who is 8 years old kept asking me to buy this and buy that, but I told him no, no and no. Then he said "Mommy, you're just wasting my time. Let's go."
When my 17 year old son was about 2 he was looking out the window one day and he said " Sacaduh mama," and he was so excited. I was busy so I didn't respond right away so he kept saying it in an urgent manner. A few minutes later I went up to him because he was still saying it, wanting me to come look. He was looking at a squirrel. He didn't know how to say squirrel so he said sacaduh. We still laugh about it today and quite often I refer to squirrels as Sacaduh. It was so cute.
My 4 year old is quite the serious little guy these days, and puts so much thought into what he says. Out of the blue during a long car ride he solemnly asked: "Mommy? Daddy? What do zombies do to entertain theirselves?" We try so hard to take his questions seriously, but it was hard not to laugh at this one.
When he was about 2, he told me he wanted to be a squirrel when he grew up.
And just the other day, my sentimental favorite, he told me: "Mommy, I love you so much my heart might pop right out!" I'll treasure that one forever.
When my daughter Carlee was 2...she was sitting with Grandpa and she stated "Grandpa I can say pepsi but I can't say F%$@& right...cuz that's a swear word."
I was riding in the car with my nephew who was 3 at the time and I asked him what he wanted to be when he was bigger....He said "a power ranger" so as an attempt to get a more 'realistic' answer I said, no do you want to be a policeman, a fireman he said "No Auntie I can't be a fireman because when I put out the fire the fire will go into my body then I will become a dragon" He was sooo serious I couldn't stop laughing so he asked me, "what' so funny?"
I wrote this story down so I can give it to him when he's older
When my youngest was 3, he loved seeing all the construction, loved the big machines, and he knew exactly what he wanted to be when he grew up - a destruction site!
Okay...this is quite a funny and embarassing story, but what the heck;
A few years ago, I had a false tooth on a retainer. While brushing my teeth one night, my 3 year old grand daughter was observing my nightly ritual. She noticed the false tooth and asked "does it bite, can I pet it"?
Laughing just remembering that moment...I almost pee'd my pants that night.
I was at Home Depot with my three year old son, buying a maul to split some firewood. My son wanted to carry it around but it was too heavy, so I bought him a small hatchet to carry around as I needed one anyway. This seemed to placate him.
When we got to the nice elderly female cashier, my son layed his hatchet on the counter and said, "I've got a little whacker, but my daddy's got a BIG whacker." The cashier started laughing, which was all it took for me to lose it too.
Im in my early/ mid 30's and I have a 15 year old, she has said many awesome and cute, funy things over the years..recently she said..
you know mom, everything thinks you are me untill they get real close and talk to you....
it just made me feel really young
One son, age 2, when he was mad,'You smell like rotten flowers.' and my younger son, 14 mos, use to say,'wice kisspies' ahhh...those were the days.
When my now 12 year old was about 3 he asked me how old I was. I told him I had just turned 46 years old. He thought about that for a minute and said, "One day I'll be 46 and you'll be dead". Kids, gotta love 'em.
My almost 3-year old niece stays with us and she's still developing her speech. I loved it when she says the letter "W", it comes out as "Bayoyu" and she gets angry when we correct her!
She can say "W" now perfectly but I'll always remember her "Bayoyu" and the adorable way she says it
shopping for new bras is bad enough. having 3 little daughters with you....i couldnt leave them, aged 2,3, and 6 they had to come into the fitting room. my 3 year old, sitting in the only chair, suddenly had a great idea...she reached out and slapped my chest, as I was putting on my shirt. I said as quietly as I could..,stop it!!! She loudly announced....But, I cant help it Mommy, your boobies are so LONG!!!!
"He hit me back first"
Once after finding my Son and my cat both soaking wet. I asked my Son, "Why did you get the cat soaking wet?" To which he replied, "I didn't, the water did"
My four year old loves to bicker with me at times especially when it comes to bath time. I may have been a little exasperated at the routine. "No mama, I don't wanna take a shower."
"YES, cricket you need to take one."
"MAMA YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN." Now I was slightly irritated but his stance just made me burst into chuckles. With his hand on his waist and his index finger pointed at me. With a semi pouted expression and his cheeks slightly puffed out. And then proceeded to tell me how by swaying side to side.
Two of my sons have this ongoing fascination with 'When I grow up..." Everyday there is something new, and it always keeps me laughing. Some days they are going to be cavemen. Others, they are going to be the richest people ever and make sure everyone has enough food, but only go to school when they want to. Some days, they are only going to feed their children junk food.
I'm glad it will be a long time (for them) until they grow up.
My favorite story has to be the time I was underwear shopping with my now 8yo. He was 2 at the time and very vocal. I picked out a pair that was whit with lipstick kisses on them from the valentine selection. He looked at them and declared, "My daddy will not like those! He will think they are ugly on you!"
Giving him a dirty look, meaning 'shut your trap, kiddo,' I dropped them in the cart and found another pair I liked. Again he yelled, "Those are ugly -- my daddy is not going to like them! He is going to think you are ugly in them!" Then, seeing he had no impact, he turned to the young male clerk who was stocking the place, he said, "Tell her those are ugly and my daddy is going to hate them!"
The poor teenager found something else to do very quickly.
Aw, that's so cute and funny. You really made me laugh today Ivorwen. Poor clerk though.
my almost 2 year old makes a lispy sound when he says certain words. He's just now learning about Christmas and santa clause so when he sees something festive he says "Misthmasth HO HO HO"
and just the other day...
I was washing dishes when I overheard my 4 year old lecturing his little brother about not helping to clean their bedroom. The four year old told the little one to "help pick up toys and stop kissing mommy's butt!" hahaha
my son said Mom, cmon stand up, why are you sitting down when you are peeing, and we are at the malls bathroom, where many people are waiting in line, he peeped to see me inside...
"My life is of now concern of yours, mum" 15 year old adolescent Asperger's son
When I asked my four year old son what he wanted to be when he grew up he said " A mom" .....I didn't argue
My niece used to say "I cannot know that" when asked a question about something she did not understand.
When I was told that a certain person who dresses in red at a particular time of year (incase kids reading) was infact my dad
I replied.."dont be silly, dad hasnt got that much money"
I thought dad was him and he bought all the children in the world presents. Well I was young ))
When my son was only 3years old,one afternoon inside a catholic church while the priest was giving everybody a communion,I knelt and started praying with him beside me,suddenly he asked permission if he can go to the image of the virgin Mary near the altar, thinking that it would be fine I agreed,as soon as I closed my eyes I heard a voice from the microphone mimicking the priest tone" Let us all be seated" right then and there I knew it was my Miguel and wanted to melt, and as soon as he said those he run to me and everyone at the church follow him with their eyes.
My son is 26 but back when he was around 4 he told the cashier at the grocery store that his mommy does drugs. The clerh gave me a wicked glare as I asked my son what he was talking about. He pointed at the eggs on the conveyor belt and repeated my mommy does drugs. Turns out those old commercials about "this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs", convinced him drugs were really eggs!
When my daughter was nine, my husband took her to a theme park. They went on one of those race track rides. The kiddo could not reach the pedals, so my husband controled those but she was steering. When my husband tried to ask her a question she yelled at him: "DON"T TALK TO ME WHILE I AM PANICING." I can't wait until she starts driving the real thing.
I have several!
My youngest son--the one who sells paintings displayed online here:
has come up with a few.
He points out scantily-clad women at the store and tells his mom: "Those girls are dressed like whores".
I have more but I'll save them for now.
"I love you Mommy" always brings a smile to my heart. Can never be upset with them too long! (like, right now, two of them just said that! lol)
When my youngest son was at his pre-school he was found urinating outside. When they yelled at him for doing it he said: "I'll be done in a minute!"
Yes. I believe he got that term from his mom, to tell you the truth.
It's not what they say so much as how they look. My daughter is very young, so she doesn't "say" much right now.. but I call her "Baby head" (long story) and she knows me by that. It's that reassuring look I get that is very comforting. You know the look, "I am happy, secure and you're my mom" look. I just love it. She knows I'm the only one that calls her, "Baby head". And, she is my wonderful, beautiful baby head.
When my daughter was young (she is an adult now) I left my bedroom one night and walked past hers naked on my way to the washroom. I could hear her little voice as I walked by exclaiming "eeeeuuuuuuw".
I still laugh at that and many other things my daughters have blurted out over the years. Gotta luv em.
My daughter is 3 1/2 and in october she was the flower girl for her aunts wedding, when trying on her dress she says "this just is'nt working for me" lol
Years ago I delivered pharmaceutical supplies to nursing homes, like their drugs, pills etc. My now 31 year old told his 4th grade teacher I was a drug runner! We had some explaining to do needless to say.
LOL< thats funny, my other son told me, mommy stop riding daddy, he is not a horse, MY GOD I dont know what to say, closed door always, but maybe one time, I need to explain very well, hmmm I was embarassed
mummie when I'm about 30 and you're dead, do you think I'll have 3 kids too? ... - my daughter, when she was three. I was 30 at the time and kinda hoped to still be around at 57
When my son was beginning to discover ten year old language his reply to this comment"Daddy's hair is turning all gray"was"thats OK dad,It makes you look extinguished".
My son, who is now 9, had a hard time with blended consonant sounds when he was around 2 and 3. He used to run around at Christmas time telling EVERYONE "Merry Crickets!" with a great big smile on his beautiful face! One the best memories of him I have!
When my son was 8 years old, he had been watching TV, and he comes up to me and my wife and says "Dad. Something hurts" and then he says "I think I have erectile dysfunction" (not having a clue what that was, of course)
Well after I tell a Dad joke my son either says: 1. you're killing me Dad, or 2. Kill yourself Dad. That is really rude so I'll just have to tell more jokes until I find one he thinks is funny.
My son is 7yrs old, and when we went X-mas shopping he said the funniest thing.
My girlfriend was staring at a sweater in the store window and was like....wauw, i like it, pff would be a nice x-mas gift
My son asked her: You really like it mommy? I mean really really like it?
My girlfriend said : yes baby, i really like it.
My son answers: O.K lets go watch it again tomorrow.
My brother at three years of age: I was a teenager and in the middle of entertaining a boyfriend, when he had to excuse himself and go to the restroom.
My brother jumps up from his toys, runs to the bathroom door, gives it a knock and yells to my boyfriend "don't forget to shake it". My entire family and my boyfriend went into a fit of laughter I was totally humiliated.
My darling sweet brother passed away one year ago this October. Boy do I miss him.
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