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Sentences only a parent has had to say~~

  1. TrixieGator profile image61
    TrixieGatorposted 7 years ago

    ~~my number one favorite question i asked one day when i walked into my daughters room when she was 3 ~ "why is there a snack cake stuck to the wall??"

  2. rebekahELLE profile image91
    rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

    "did you really think I wouldn't look there?"

  3. Ohma profile image80
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    what do you mean it grew that way?

    1. rebekahELLE profile image91
      rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  4. Rafini profile image86
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Get Off The Wall!

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    Where did all that gum come from?!!!!!!

  6. Faybe Bay profile image83
    Faybe Bayposted 7 years ago

    Because I said So!

    1. TrixieGator profile image61
      TrixieGatorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ha ha that falls under things our parents said that we now say ~~

      1. Faybe Bay profile image83
        Faybe Bayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yes and explaining the logic to a fifteen year old boy is h***. I have to literally go through the roof and rules. UGH!  :p

  7. AEvans profile image69
    AEvansposted 7 years ago

    What is this underneath the bed? Out comes candy wrappers and our son said, " I don't know how they got there!" I then said with humorous sarcasm, " Wasn't me must have did it." then our son said, " I knew wasn't me did it, because I didn't do it!" it took all that I could to hold a straight face and this is one mommy will never forget. lolololo big_smile

    Sorry had to share the entire story on this one. smile

    1. wyanjen profile image90
      wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      cute

      1. TrixieGator profile image61
        TrixieGatorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        smile ha ha sweet~

  8. Faybe Bay profile image83
    Faybe Bayposted 7 years ago

    How about "Whoever's making that noise Knock it off!"
    Reply "Wasn't me."
    Me "Then I wasn't talking to you!"
    Reply "What's that supposed to mean?"

    Yet they have very high IQs big_smile Good grades big_smile

    1. TrixieGator profile image61
      TrixieGatorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lmao  ..and they think we are crazy..

  9. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    "WHY are all the heads to your Barbie dolls in a box under your bed??"

  10. manlypoetryman profile image73
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    How about when your on a road trip...and you tell the kids: "The next "peep" out'a anyone is going to spell out big trouble""....What justifies a peep...?

    1. TrixieGator profile image61
      TrixieGatorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      and you always have the smartie britches who has to say "peep"

      1. manlypoetryman profile image73
        manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That constitutes big trouble right there lol !

  11. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    "Don't make me stop this car!"

  12. Rafini profile image86
    Rafiniposted 7 years ago

    Who put the underwear in the toilet?

    1. TrixieGator profile image61
      TrixieGatorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ha~ too funny

  13. LaVieja profile image60
    LaViejaposted 7 years ago

    mummy look at my breakfast - sweetcorn and milk and chocolate. ugh.

  14. Ohma profile image80
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    Casper needs to pay rent!

  15. TheGlassSpider profile image80
    TheGlassSpiderposted 7 years ago

    How could you not know your head would get stuck?

    How many times do I have to tell you that the cat is NOT a baby doll?

    NO you cannot pee in the electric socket (Yes, I have ACTUALLY said this one).

    Please don't eat the play-doh, finger paint, paper towels, plastic indians, paste....etc.

    How did you get up there??!


    I'm not a parent, but I pretty much raised my little brother, and before I started going back to school I was working with troubled children...So these are from those experiences.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    no, ! stop eating your poo!

    1. Mamelody profile image61
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      eeeewww!

    2. TrixieGator profile image61
      TrixieGatorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol..and ewwwwwwwwww

  17. Ohma profile image80
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    Do not put your sister in the dryer!

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image87
      Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ... or the cat.

    2. TrixieGator profile image61
      TrixieGatorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      wow i said .."do not put your brother in the dryer again" and then had to say "no he cannot put  you in the dryer again"

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    Justine76posted 7 years ago

    "can we please have five minutes when the words 'boobs', or 'fart', aren't mentioned?"

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hm. That's funny. I say that one to my 30 year old roommate all the time. wink

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    moonphlowerposted 7 years ago

    "No, we can't take your brother back!!"

    And... "Sorry kid, I don't care if it says your fever is 127...you're going to school!" (my sons attempt at faking sick...a lightbulb will heat a thermometer, just a bit much)

  20. Ohma profile image80
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago
  21. rebekahELLE profile image91
    rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

    what do you have in your mouth...?!

    dog food??

  22. IntimatEvolution profile image81
    IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago

    When I was a kid...

    Oh my kid hates that line.

  23. Mamelody profile image61
    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago

    You're grounded!

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    sneakorocksolidposted 7 years ago

    Go ask your Mom.

  25. TLMinut profile image60
    TLMinutposted 7 years ago

    Me to my 15 yr old about his 4 yr old nephew:

    Don't throw him so high, you almost hit his head on the ceiling!

    Me again, after his reply: I don't care if it makes him cry and let you snuggle him because he's adorable! WE DO NOT BREAK BABIES TO GET HUGS!!

    1. TrixieGator profile image61
      TrixieGatorposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      omg too funny~

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    theawwwbutmumposted 7 years ago

    Taps drip, Showers drip, Rain drips, Gutters drip - BOYS should not drip! At least not anywhere anyone else has to then come and sit - it is squishy, disgusting and sends us leaping up in humiliation - so I repeat - attention to detail!

 
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