Funny dicipline sentences you have said to your child.

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   GDiBiaseposted 12 years ago

   I would have to say mine is, Please do not stand on the cat!

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   oldandwiseposted 12 years ago

   Mine would be, Don't put the bird in the microwave!

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      GDiBiaseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I know when I think about it I have so many phrases I would never ever think I would have said.

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   Diane Insideposted 12 years ago

   my mom to us kids in the backseat of the car:
   
   "You are going straight home as soon as you get to bed!"

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      GDiBiaseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      lol thats funny, Diane, you must have been driving her out of her mind!

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   Dame Scribeposted 12 years ago

   Once had my son write lines I will not lie in the house

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   couturepopcafeposted 12 years ago

   "I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap."
   
   Never understood it as a kid.

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      GDiBiaseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      I know, I think many things go right over our kids heads!

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   Mighty Momposted 12 years ago

   "Just because I did it when I was your age doesn't make it right! Look what happened to me!"

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      GDiBiaseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      lol Mighty Mom that is a great one!

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      jenuboukaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Oh my word, that it absolutely funny, I am using that!

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   mega1posted 12 years ago

   No, you may NOT hang your sister!

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      GDiBiaseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Mega1,
      That made me giggle, never though you would ever say that phrase did you?

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   mega1posted 12 years ago

   It was a situation where my oldest son had my daughter tied up with a noose around her neck and he was just going to pull on the rope when I realized it was awfully quiet and came to see what they were up to.  They said they weren't really going to hang her - just pull the rope and see if it worked!    They still think it is very funny.

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   DonnaCosmatoposted 12 years ago

   "Because I'm the mom and you are not"...it didn't work when my mom told me that, and it didn't work when I tried it on my son. Wonder why I bothered?

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    momsterposted 12 years ago

    "You want to argue with me because I'm gonna win"
    
    I have 3 boys that always have something to argue.
    
    And when they question me about things they are told
    to do I tell them "because I'm the boss thats why".

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       GDiBiaseposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       love it!

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