12 This You Maybe Didn't Know about Restaurants

This post comes in response to a recent article I read about Things You Have to Explain to People Who Have Never Worked in Kitchens. This is a good article and mostly true, but it leaves out the side of the restaurant that most people think they are familiar with, but are, in fact, not aware of at all.

1. Everybody does everything but we have different jobs for a reason.

In a busy restaurant, you'll often see the manager out on the floor, clearing and re-setting tables. Busboys may be called on to carry trays of food, and often waiters will clear the plates and refill the water glasses. So, while it may look like you can order food from the busboy, wave down the waiter to clear your plate, or get a drink from a passing manager, it actually makes sense to ask the waiter for another glass of wine, and to allow the busboy to clear your plate when you are finished.

The manager can get you anything, of course, but keep in mind that they have waiters and busboys there for a reason--they do the work while the manager fills in the gaps and takes up the slack for the people taking care of you. If you ask the wrong person to do something for you, not only will it take longer, but it might not even come out right. The waiter knows the menu and keeps their finger on the pulse of the kitchen to your benefit in a way that busboys and managers do not.

2. The busboy cannot take a food order.

So, even though you'll see us all doing a lot of things, there are some things we don't do. The busboy really can't take your food order,. Now, while he can take your steak back to the kitchen for a re-cook, it makes more sense to ask the waiter to do this, because the busboy can't actually talk to the chefs. That may seem surprising, but it makes sense in a crowded and busy kitchen.

It's not like the busboys are forbidden to speak to the chefs, but in the kitchen talking is limited and the waiters are constantly calling out tables and responding to their names when food is up in the window, so by custom, we don't let the busboys talk to the line. Instead, we talk to them, calling out coffee orders and giving special instructions for tables that need something like butter or bread or need to be cleared asap.

3. Watching people eating is like being a voyeur, and can often be as disgusting.

A lot of people do not realize just how intimate and disgusting the act of eating can be. That's because we don't observe ourselves doing it, and we politely ignore the more iffy moments that our fellow diners often subject us to, like chewing/talking with an open mouth or spilling food on the table. We see you shoving huge hunks of buttered bread into your mouth and notice when you reach back in there and pick something out of your molars. We see you blow your nose in the napkin then wipe your mouth with it. We see you spit out food and we know when you are drunk.

As waiters, we see it all--that's our job--and we don't say a word. We certainly don't pull you up the way your parents would have if they'd seen you do that. We clean up your mess and wait until you finish the mouthful you were working on so you can tell us you want another glass of wine.

4. Regulars get better service.

This may seem obvious or not, depending on the type of diner you are. Many people do not frequent one restaurant often enough to be recognized by the staff as 'regulars'. This doesn't mean that we don't remember you, but there is a big difference between the person who comes in once a week or every two weeks, the person who comes in once a month and the person who comes in once a year. You might think it's about the money, that we prefer regulars because they tip us more, but that's not the case at all. We like the regulars because they come back. It's really that simple. We get to know you, where you like to sit, what you like to drink. This is what we do best, taking care of people. But if it's your first time in the restaurant, we don't know any of that, so we can't give you the kind of personalized service that we do for the regulars.

5. Special orders are a pain.

This not because we are too lazy to do it, but has a lot to do with the relationship between the waitstaff and the kitchen. In some cases, a special order is not so difficult, but for the most part, these kinds of requests cause the kitchen to pause their routine and a) listen to the special request and b) take care of it. This causes friction between the waiters and the chefs, and the waiters are reluctant to engage in a long conversation with a hot and possibly annoyed chef just to get you a piece of broiled fish.

In fact, we have a menu for a reason--this is what we make and what we do best. Seriously, when someone has an allergy, we can deal with that. Shellfish, nuts and some kinds of fruit can cause serious problems. Lately we are even accommodating the gluten-free folks. No problem. But if you just don't feel like our style of food that evening, what are you doing in our restaurant? If you ask for a 'plain steak' or 'fries' or a nice piece of broiled fish', you should have eaten at home.

6. You can send the wine back if you just don't like it.

A lot of people think that if you order a bottle of wine that you don't particularly like, you are stuck with it. Now, setting aside the issue of whether or not some wines on the list are 'bad' (they are not) this cause many people to go into a sort of paralysis when ordering wine. If they are uncertain about their choice, they will freeze up and go with the 'known' and stay away from those 'unknowns'. This in turn leads to the choice of the wrong wine. Far too many people pick a familiar california cabernet instead of trying an old world wine because they are afraid the French wine will be 'bad' and they'll be stuck drinking it.

In fact, all the wines of the list are good for what they are (style, region, price) but if you simply happen to choose a wine that you don't like, then you can return it (before you drink it, of course--sound obvious but I've had folks try to return a bottle after they've had half of it already. We'll do it, but not happily. If, however, you order a wine, taste it and decide it's not what you want, you may return it. If you want something else, though, it's time to trust the waiter or wine steward's suggestions. Then, if you return a second bottle you will not be required to pay for it either. You'll have more trouble retiring the third bottle, but of course, you may do that too. Don't expect more than three times at bat, however.

7. Don't ask 'what's good tonight?'

This kind of question is very awkward for the waiter. Asking for their favorites is a much better approach because answering the first question carries with it the implication that not everything is good tonight. We operate on the basic principle that everything is good, every night. We might have preferences, and it's fair to ask about these.

You can ask the waiter what they would have tonight, and they'll likely tell you that tonight, they feel like having fish or steak. So, it's same as you, they have preferences and they actually change from night to night. But it's all good.

8. Other people are celebrating their ______ too.

This may come as a shock to most people, but when you are in a restaurant, there's a very high likelihood that other diners will also be celebrating their birthday/anniversary. I know, our birthdays and anniversaries are unique--to you, but not to us.

We see dozens of special occasions every night, and while we try to make you feel special about it, the fact is that we can only do so much. We are not capable of 'making' your birthday special--that's the job of whomever is taking you to dinner. We can make a fuss over you, if that's what you want, but don't expect us to sing to you. Or join in when the family sings.

And, while it seems logical that you should get a free dessert because it's your birthday, if we did that, we'd give away more desserts that we would sell. Recall that we are in the business of making and selling food, and that includes your piece of cheesecake even when it has a candle in it.

9. Don't ask for the 'best table in the house'.

You would be amazed how often we get this request, on the phone and at the door. And, while the old saying that you can't get what you don't ask for is certainly true, it's also a fact that unless you are a regular and/or very nice about it, we have no reason to give you 'the best table'. An aside here--just like 'what's good tonight?' this request implies that there are good and bad tables in the restaurant.

So, while no one will deny that some tables are more prominent and perhaps have a better view of the restaurant and are therefore 'better' we really don't have any 'bad' tables. In our restaurant, for example, there are two tables that are in the proximity of the restrooms, and one that is close to the kitchen door, but in truth, when the restaurant is busy and full, it's a table and you will get fed if you sit there. You may indeed ask for a 'better' table, but all you are going to get is a different table, and it may take a while to get it.

10. We value nice people more than we value big tips.

Most people think that giving a big tip will get you good service, especially next time. Well, this is true only to a limited extent. For one thing, unless you give us an unbelievable tip (like 100%) we will be grateful, to be sure, but we will not remember you just because you gave us 23% or $20. The fact is, we often get some good tips, and while this thrills us (really, you have no idea how nice it is to open the book and see an appropriate tip in there) we aren't going to remember you fondly just for that.

Now if you are also nice, you smile and listen to the waiter, are patient with him as he manages the other people at the other tables in his section and thank him for taking care of you, you can actually leave a less-than-average tip and we will remember you for being nice. The next time you come in, we'll think, 'oh they are nice' and not even recall whether or not the tip was 20%.

11. Punishing the waiter for a problem with the food is bad form.

Of course the flip side to this is the $0 tip, or the stiff. It is almost never appropriate to stiff a waiter. Even if they have been rude, you have to give them something. It's certainly appropriate to tell them why you are unhappy, and even to complain to the manager when you feel you've been given less-than-average service, but it's not cool to say, 'well, you made a mistake so I am just not going to pay you'.

If, when treated poorly at the doctor's office, would you be permitted to say, 'that was painful. I'm not paying for that.'? And I do believe I've gotten worse treatment at the hands of doctors than I've ever gotten from a waiter. This isn't to say that you cannot give a waiter a low tip if they've been unresponsive or rude in some way, but you can't just stiff them altogether. It is also a good idea to tell the waiter that you were unhappy with them and that they need to improve. While that may not be welcomed, it is more useful that simply leaving a low tip, and it's always good to provide feedback.

A waiter won't always get it right, but for the most part they are trying to do the right thing. The thing is, we remember folks who are stuffers and they are unlikely to ever escape their reputation, even though we continue to accept their patronage.

12. We remember when you treat us badly.

This might seem obvious, but you'd be amazed how often people come back to the restaurant completely oblivious to the fact that they were raving a-holes the last time they came in. This is not the same as a bad tipper (though stiffing comes in here) because it isn't the money that we remember, it's how you behaved. Insulting or cursing the waiter, asking the busboy for things they can't do, sending back food repeatedly, these are all things that we find to be troubling, if not downright out of line.

But it isn't just how you treat us, either. We see how you treat those with you at the table. And again, you would be amazed at how many people are rude or insulting to their companions. This isn't just awkward for the waiter, it becomes a form of abuse, and no one is better of for it. Of course we can't keep you from making your girlfriend cry or your dad turn red from apoplexy, but we certainly feel it and remember it. Do you really want us to say 'Oh here comes that a-hole?' as you come to the door? What kind of service do you think you'll get? See #10.

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