Cake Wrecks Cooking gone Crazy!

Cake Wrecks You're Not Wrong There!

Cake Wrecks is a site that has suddenly caught on to the fact that actually everyday people who do cooking for a trade, can't, well, actually cook! I mean for goodness sake! As I think some of these cakes need to go down in History as cockup cakes I should have named it that! I can't cook, far from it, but believe me when I say I don't even think I could be as bad as this! I would love to be a fly on the wall when somebody asks for one of these cakes to be made. Take for example the first picture.

At first I thought it was a rabbit. Then a squirrel, then, well, beats me! But I have now come to the conclusion that actually it is a rabbit in disguise. Take note of the great mustache! I mean, even his wife wouldn't recognise him! Maybe the hairdresser couldn't understand the fact that the buyer asked for a punky looking rabbit! But I am still trying to figure out what the mustache is all about.

Any ideas out there?


Punky Cake Mistake!

You have Got To Be Kidding Me!

Okay, so you go into the bakery, like you do, and ask for a Mole! Yep right! And will somebody please tell me why it has tissue stuck up his nose? Oh, Sorry, it's meant to be his teeth! Maybe it's meant to be that scary beasty, the Chupacabra! Anybody who doesn't know what that is, it is a, well, scary beasty!

Long story short, horrible thingy from Mexico that eats people in the night! Well, let's be honest, you wouldn't want it to be the other way round! 10 points for yuckiness!

Please Don't Ask!

I Got A Horrible Taste In My Mouth!

I am sure Shakespeare would turn in his proverbial if he saw this! Talk about a lamb to the slaughter! I guess this must be for a farmer. I mean, what a great birthday cake. The farmer has probably been searching for his lost sheep for days, so his family, trying to be kind, decided that actually, as he was pining for it so badly, to get a cake made to commemorate the poor sheep's demise. Or maybe this is the sheep, and they just cut the head off.....! Yuck factor 9.

Alas Poor Yorrick I Mean Yuckick I Knew Him Well!

Itsy Witsy Spider Climbing Up The Cake Stand!

Poor little Molly, after her horrible experience of having a spider land on her, decided to go to a therapist to get rid of her phobia. The therapist decided that actually the best way to be spider friendly was to eat a giant arachnid! Yum! Now, where shall we start? Those legs look lovely and scrunchy. No, actually I might go for the abdomen, you never know, it might just taste like marsh mallow. Isn't that what a real spider is supposed to taste like? Saw it on TV, long story short again, Nature Programme, local tribe, delicacy Tarantula! Yuck factor 8

Spider Spider Burning Bright, Sorry Burnt Bright!

Land of the Giants!

Now, I know what you are thinking! This is a masterpiece of cooking ingenuity. The cake must have been ordered for an anthropologist, or Archisomething or other. To commemorate a great discovery in the field of yucky bugs. But on closer inspection, I have got a horrible feeling that it, well, just crawled out of the wall! Arggggghhhhh! Yuck factor 100.

I am Vomiting Right Now! Back in a Minute...!

You Really Should Wear Glasses, You Know!

 Now this one is easy to explain. A woman loses her glasses. or a man. Most likely to be a man, let's face it, when was the last time they did any shopping? So, anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. A man goes down the town, completely miopic, can't see a thing, poor dear, and heads for what he thinks is the fish and chip shop. On entering he asks for a fish cake. He is surprised to find that it costs 25 pounds, but hey, if you like something, well, you buy it don't you! Mind you, I would love to see the chips that he bought with it! As it's slimy, and er, slimy, it gets a Yuck factor 8.

Ah, At Last! A Fishcake!

I don't think they meant this sort of Chocolate mousse!

We all love chocolate mousse. Lovely and soft and scrummy. But not one like this! And why has it got bat wings? Maybe it is a new super hero. Super moose! I think it started off as a normal, everyday chocolate cake, and somebody has scraped road kill into it! What? I am disgusting? Really? Sorry!.... Yuck factor 2 as it's quite sweet!

Moose Loose within this Hoose!

Hippy Chick!

 Where did we go last night? I thought you said it was a Hen party! Oh, I have a hangover! I know my ma said not to leave the nest but I just couldn't help it. Never again, never ever again, oh hang on, gonna throw up.....! And what the hell is this gump I am sitting on? Yuck factor 1. Ah poor little thing!

I Knew I Shouldn't have Drank That Much!

Ooh! What's that Smell?

Now, being a blue Dippy Docus, I can get down with the rest of the Dino's. I just use my nose to sniff out the good pongs here and there. The other Dinosaurs think I am an embarrassment, but I don't care! Now, if I just shuffle to the edge, I might just get myself some of those good looking magic mushrooms! Ah, that's better, I am feeling chilled out now man! Yuck factor 0. He is so cute!

It's a Blue Dippy Docus!

 I hope you enjoyed these weird and wonderful cakes. Just remember, when you go to order one, make sure you tell them exactly what you want.

Because in those great words of Forest Gump, you never know what you're gonna get!

Thanks to Cakewrecks.blogspot.com for a couple of the pictures.

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Comments 54 comments

Fay Paxton 5 years ago

Oh Nell, I may never eat cake again! :)

voted up for the fair warning.


lilyfly 5 years ago

I don't know Nell, it's looking pretty good compared to my cooking, but oh, that chocolate moose! Thanks for a giggle! lily


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Rhonda Waits 5 years ago from The Emerald Coast

These are some pretty wild cakes. I hope they taste better then they look though. Voted up awesome idea.

Sweet wishes Rhonda


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Merlin Fraser 5 years ago from Cotswold Hills

Hi Nell,

I love this... I'd love to find out what the customer actually asked for and what they said when the saw the result...

Great pictures... Needed cheering up and you did it !


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christopheranton 5 years ago from Gillingham Kent. United Kingdom

Most of those were just plain disgusting, but I must admit, very funny.

Some of the worst ones were really works of art.

"Move over" Damian Hirst.


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Joshua Kell 5 years ago from Arizona

Hi Nell. Very good hub, Thanks, (ps I liked the goat's head cake - lol).


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Green Lotus 5 years ago from Atlanta, GA

I don't know what you're talking about? They all look delicious to me! The bug cake; however is just totally weird.


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CMHypno 5 years ago from Other Side of the Sun

I like the spider cake Nell, I think he is cute! These are some seriously disturbed patisserie! Did you ever see the film 'Steel Magnolias? They had a really gross armadillo cake which would fit right in with your pictures


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mannyrolando 5 years ago

Interesting and disturbing at the same time... I hope that they at least taste good!


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akirchner 5 years ago from Central Oregon

Good lord that takes culinary arts to a new height??? Yuck! I don't think I could bite into any of those cakes....but someone is very clever!


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tebo 5 years ago from New Zealand

I feel quite sick looking at those cakes. I didn't think anyone would want a cake of an animals head for a kids party anyway. The tongue hanging out and the nude mole made me reach for the bucket.


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Fossillady 5 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

Cake wreck is very appropriate for these wreckage masterpieces! Common Nell, I know you want to bite into that roach cake! Tee hee


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cottontail 5 years ago from Los Angeles, California

Some very interesting cakes! :)


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Nan Mynatt 5 years ago from Illinois

Never seen anything like these cakes before. Good hub.


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always exploring 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

This is hilarious Nell. The mole is the worst LOL I won't want any cake for a long time.

Cheers


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Fay, ha ha sure I can't tempt you with the bug cake? thanks nell

Hi, lily, talk about a moose loose! ha ha thanks again nell

Hi, Rhonda, I am sure they taste lovely, but you would have to keep your eyes closed when eating them! lol thanks again nell

Hi, Merlin, I would love to hear the conversation too! ha ha glad I cheered you up, thanks

Hi, christopher, yes damien hurst of the cake world! exactly! lol thanks

Hi, Joshua, it's that goats tongue that puts me off! ha ha thanks

Hi, Green Lotus, don't want a bit of bug cake? why not? lol thanks as always

Hi, CMHypno, I do remember something like that, yuck! lol thanks again nell

Hi, manny, very disturbing! ha ha thanks for stopping by, cheers nell

Hi, Audrey, how you doing? yes very clever! thanks as always nell


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, tebo, me too! lol that mole is just disgusting! thanks for reading it, cheers nell

Hi, Fossillady, now if it was a dinosaur cake we would both like it, what about the blue one at the end? lol

Hi, cottontail, glad you liked it, thanks nell

Hi, Nan, thanks for stopping by, they are strange aren't they?

Hi, Ruby, you know you want some, come on, take a bite, especially the mole cake, or maybe a bit of bug? ha ha thanks again nell


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Chatkath 5 years ago from California

How entertaining Nell - I really needed a break from too serious stuff, hard to imagine what inspired some of these creations, eh?


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tlpoague 5 years ago from USA

Very entertaining Nell! Have you ever heard of the cat poop cake? It is a layered pudding cake (like a dirt cake) topped with tootsie rolls to look like cat poo. Strangest one I ever saw!


John 5 years ago

Thanks for sharing! Terrible cake though... :)


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Genna East 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

Wow...I thought I had seen everything. These cakes are more than mishap...a few of them are rather terrfying. Amazing hub, Nell; voted up and awesome.


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Chatkath, I just wanted to have a laugh for a change! I know I can't cook, but this is ridiculous! lol


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, tipo, that sounds disgusting! ha ha I don't think I will try it! mind you it does sound like my cooking!


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, john, thanks for reading it, cheers nell

Hi, Genna, ha ha this is just too yucky for me! I have gone of cake for life! thanks again


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Feline Prophet 5 years ago from India

How can anyone bear to eat those things?!!!!

The moose was cute, though! :)


ichibanarky 5 years ago

These cakes are truly amusing...I'm still laughing at the mole!


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ahostagesituation 5 years ago

Awesome!! Horribly creative. I like, where do people get these ideas?? Some of them looked so time consuming....crazy. Thanks, Nell.


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crystolite 5 years ago from Houston TX

I love this work because the pics attached really made me laugh a lot.


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emilybee 5 years ago

Great Hub Nell - love your Forrest Gump ending too!


Gigi Thibodeau 5 years ago

Disgusting cakes, but a really funny site. Thanks for introducing us to it!


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Feline, I love the moose too! thanks as always nell


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

hi, ichibanarky, I think that mole is disgusting! ha ha thanks for reading it, cheers nell


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, ahostage, ha ha great aren't they? thanks


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, crystolite, they are funny aren't they? I am so glad you liked them, thanks again nell


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, emily, I couldn't resist it! lol thanks so much, nell


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Gigi, thanks for reading it, it is a funny site, I love some of these cakes, at least it isn't just me that messes up! thanks


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Zsuzsy Bee 5 years ago from Ontario/Canada

Yikes, these take 'cake wrecks' to a totally new level. Hard to believe that someone actually had to pay for those monster cakes...

super hub once again

hope you're well

regards Zsuzsy


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Hello, hello, 5 years ago from London, UK

Nell, you have done a great job on every one of them lol


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Zsuzsy, I think I would get my money back! lol I would love to know what they asked for! and I'm fine thanks, hope you are okay? thanks again nell

Hi, Hello hello, I thought you might like them! lol I hope you are feeling better? cheers nell


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ACSutliff 5 years ago

Strangely enough, you have made me hungry for cake, but NOT any of these wrecks! Great photos to go with your hub! I am astounded by the kinds of cakes people order. Surely, most of these are supposed to be humorous, but I think they took it a bit far.


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Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

Oh my gosh Nell what absolutly awful cakes !!! This is what I love about HP; The great variety of topics that are written about.

This one is definitly unique and I loved it.

Mind you I can think of someone i would like to give the bug cake too. ha ha !

Thanks for sharing and take care

Eiddwen.


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, AC, I think people make mistakes when they order the cakes, and get it all wrong! imagine going back in for a great cake and coming out with one like this! lol

Hi, Eiddwen, I know just what you mean! ha ha glad you liked it and thanks


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Granny's House 5 years ago from Older and Hopefully Wiser Time

Nell, my friend, this was so funny! Loved it.

I think the bug was the nastiest. Is that a word??? LOL

Anyway voted up and the other thingies too.

Thank you for sharing cake wrecks 2

Tina

How is it going with the pizza man?


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prasetio30 5 years ago from malang-indonesia

Sorry I am late to know this hub. I really entertained with this information and all stunning pictures you gave to us. Well done, Nell. I give my vote to you. Cheers...

Prasetio,


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Tina, sorry it has taken me so long to get back, I am rushing around doing all sorts of things! lol the pizza man is still there, but I haven't been in lately, coward! ha ha thanks again nell

Hi, prasetio, thanks as always I am glad you liked it, take care nell


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skellie 5 years ago from Adelaide

Oh Nell, that was so funny! I thought i was a bad cook but that beats me, hands down :D

There is some poor children out there, who will have some really bad dreams of birthday cakes! haha

Really good hub. Funny and up one.

Skellie


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Skellie, lol I least it makes me feel better about my cooking! thanks nell


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Freya Cesare 5 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

Are these cakes made to be eaten or someone tried to make cakes lovers suddenly sick of cake? I can’t believe this! And you are right, 100 score for that cockroach! I super hate cockroach! Yuck!


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Freya, I don't think I would like to eat them too! ha ha and I hate cockroaches as well! thanks again nell


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JamaGenee 5 years ago from Central Oklahoma

Whoever made these disgusting cakes has wayyyyy too much time on their hands! How could anyone possibly want to eat them? Never mind... I take that back. People actually ate the tombstone cake with death-gray frosting (gray being the closest I could get to black using several bottles of food coloring) that I made for a friend's 40th birthday! ;D


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Oh you didn't! hee hee how funny! thanks so much for reading all my hubs, I really appreciate it, I will be over more soon, but at the moment I have to try and mend my sons broken heart! he is living in Wales with his girlfriend and she has just finished with him! we have to get him home, 250 miles and then sort him out!


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England Author

Hi, Oh you didn't! hee hee how funny! thanks so much for reading all my hubs, I really appreciate it, I will be over more soon, but at the moment I have to try and mend my sons broken heart! he is living in Wales with his girlfriend and she has just finished with him! we have to get him home, 250 miles and then sort him out!


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Mark Pitts 4 years ago from United States

Both cake wreck hubs are amazing, made me and my wife laugh out loud, your comments really the pictures!


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Nell Rose 4 years ago from England Author

Hi, Mark, thanks! it put me off cakes for ages! ha ha!

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