Chocolate martini

A Poem

When you head starts a spinning

And your arms are getting tingly

Go ahead a take another drink of that Chocolate Martini

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A shot and half crème de cacao

A shot and half chocolate liquor

Just a few more shots and you can have more

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Add a half shot of vodka

Two and half shots half and half

Next thing you know, you can only laugh

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Chocolate lining the edges

Of a well chilled glass

Too many of these, they go down so fast

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Sitting and sipping

Not a care at all

Stand up carefully, you don’t want to fall

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If it’s been a tough day

And you just want to relax

Take one of these and fill up that glass

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Calming my nerves

Chocolate Martini understood

This has made my mood turn good

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Chugging it down

Third glass is now empty

A little piece of heaven just for me

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Strongest drink ever

Don’t you see

After the 5th one, I am very tipsy

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I have vowed this is my last one

Or maybe just one sip more

Final chocolate martini has me crawling on the floor

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Off to bed

Time to say goodnight

The room is spinning, I dare not fight

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A good night’s sleep

Opening dreamland’s door

Chocolate Martini I want more

How about you?

Have you ever made a chocolate martini?

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Have you ever made a chocolate martini?

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How to make a Chocolate Martini

Maybe I am not one of those fancy drinkers. I am one of those down to earth girls. Simple when it comes to drinking. Give me a beer or a captain and coke. So, when I think of martinis - I think olives, riches, and snobs.

So, I guess that means you should start calling me a snob. I have found my new favorite drink.

The first time I tried these, I went to a restuarant for appetizers and fancy drinks. The drink itself cost about $8. To a girl who mostly goes out and drinks a bottle of beer, this seemed pretty expensive. Needless to say, one drink and I was ordering water. However, I did enjoy the taste enough to find a recipe and make one myself.

I have to say, the homemade chocolate martini is simple to make, much easier than I thought since the martini is considered such a sophisticated drink. To make it even better, the homemade version tastes so much better because it doesn't drain your wallet with each drink.

Overall, if you don't have any of the ingredients on hand, the cost of the first chocolate martini will be about $55. (Depending of course on the brand of alcohol you picked and the area you live.) That being said, if you can get more than 7 martinis out of your supplies, you have already made your money back.

Shopping list:

  • Bottle of Vodka
  • Creme de Cacao
  • Chocolate liquor (Godivia is the one typically used by professionals, but others work too)
  • Half and Half

The Process:

  • Chill a cocktail glass (or a martini glass if  you prefer).
  • Set out your ingredients. Remember the shot glass and shaker as well.
  • Fill shaker with ice.
  • Pour 1 1/2 shots of creme de cacao and 1 1/2 shots chocolate liquor over the top.
  • Add 1/2 shot of vodka to the mixture.
  • Combine alcohol with 2 1/2 shots of half and half
  • Close shaker and shake until mixed well.
  • Meanwhile, take out the chilled glass and drizzle the inside with chocolate syrup.
  • Pour shaker into glass.
  • Enjoy 

So now that you have made your chocolate martini, remember to drink responsibly. This drink can be very strong if you are not used to the high alcohol content. Therefore, drink in the comfort of your home and if you must go somewhere, make sure you have a designated driver.

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livelonger 5 years ago from San Francisco

Sounds delicious! What could be better than booze and chocolate after a long, stressful day? I love the poem at the beginning, too. ;)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I have never had one but it sounds yummy! (Were you crawling on the floor with Max?) Lol! I thought it was nice that you pointed out too that it would cost about $55 to make the first one! And the disclaimer about drinking and designated drivers was a nice touch.

Now I will turn into a new kind of chocoholic:)


marellen 5 years ago

I've has one and they are too yummy...be careful drinking to many....


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@livelonger - I couldn't agree with you more. Alcohol and chocolate is the perfect combination.

@RealHousewife - I couldn't get away without telling you how much it would cost if you didn't have the stuff on hand. The only reason I knew was because my father in law went out and bought it, and after a couple he told my husband it was the best $55 he might have ever spent. I must have been cranky before... lol.

Oh yeah - and I don't want to be known as an alcoholic that drinks and drives - so I always like to have some sort of disclaimer. It saves me in case someone drinks too many and drives and then comes after me for the idea ofa chocolate martini... lol

@Marellen - The bad part is they go down just way to smooth to stop at just one. Before you know it, it hits you! But they are good! My new favorite drink!


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chamilj 5 years ago from Sri Lanka

Nice recipe with a poem. I like it :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Boy don't I know it - I have figured out by reading commentary that if you don't cover all the disclaimer basics - someone is going to attack your a@@! I made a joke recently - granted it was sarcastic - I had to actually comment to this person that it was a joke. Duh?


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Poetry and booze. Ahhh .. the memories. I've never had one of these, and it's hard to find a drink I haven't inhaled at one time or the other. I don't drink anymore. I'm too hung up on health. I can only attribute it to the Lord. Looking good and staying athletic gets harder as you get older. The Lord used my extreme vanity for a good purpose. (laughing)

Good stuff my friend. Up,useful, and awesome!

jim

ps Don't to that goofy @ thing on my name. You know that drives me crazy!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Ha ha - I don't really drink that much anymore. I did alot more when I was younger. I think I turned 30 and it lost all of its appeal. But, these are pretty good for the occasion. I don't want too much though because my metabolism has slid off my ass and my vanity has got me working out enough at the gym. It is start to take away from my writing... lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Ahhhhhhh I just had to drop in for a drink.....and there's a pants less man here - you are turning this into a strip joint. You should charge a cover;)


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

RH is right. Every time my bare ass comes into the room, property value drops. The cover can off set it a little. (belch) skuse me ..

jim


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

I just noticed something. Look at that really well dressed man up above there. Chamiij .. Finally, you start getting a classy gentleman come in with a nice classy comment, and here comes my no pants belching ass running off the guests. oops .. sorry. (making goofy face)

j


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@chamilj - thanks for stopping in... I am glad that you enjoyed it!

@Realhousewife - yeah - I don't want someone coming after me saying I know that she wrote a poem and was all like she is tipsy and stuff but she never said she couldn't drive. Duh?

By the way - I wish there was a sarcastic font so I wouldn't have to clarify joking sarcasm and honest sincere thoughts... lol

I am glad to be an owner of a strip club... or at least one that is crazy enough to make the men take off their pants... lol... I wonder how much I could charge for cover

Jim - I appreciate you stopping by and making a scene. All the girls are staring at you! We should have planned better so we could have made some cash off of this ;)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Yeah - it is a crazy scene y'all! Stripper dude! I'm going to check out barber girl's tipping hub to find out how much to throw at you! Lol I don't think I remember if she told us how much to tip the strippers!

BBG - sweet - I wish there was a sarcastic font! Maybe I'll use an asterisk! ***


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Just Ask Susan 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Really like the poem and sad to say I have never tried one of these chocolate martinis. I will keep it in mind though next time I get sick of drinking beer :)


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mythicalstorm273 5 years ago

This was rather entertaining... but you should have included an I don't drink option in your survey... this is the first one I've read one of yours that I can't vote on :-(


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

No tipping from the owner and close friends, but we should be able to get enough from the others to keep the joint open. I'm thinking a cover charge. That way if they don't like my ass, we've already got the money. After they buy enough alcohol, they'll start tipping. Good thinking girls! That high school G.B. class finaly pays off!

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Realhousewife - you make a valid point - I don't think I addressed strippers. But, I don't think there is a set amount - it depends on what you make - therefore it is customer to blow at least half of you check with them. (Jim - I am going halfsies with you on this one... wink, wink)

Oh yeah - we need to find the suggestion box on Hupbages and suggest a sarcastic font. But then I feer 99 percent of all my hubs will use it... and it might be difficult on the eyes... lol

@Just ask Susan - It isn't one of those drinks to have all the time like beer! However, it is definately one to keep in mind if you just feel like sipping for a special occasion or something like that.

@Mythical - I wrote this while I was drinking a chocolate martini... my head wasn't in the game. I should have added the I don't drink option. Damn - I will see if I can go back and change it just for you! :)

Jim - together we have come up with a great plan. We should be millionaires in no time. After the cover charge, and then the drunk tipping, maybe by the time they sober up, they will be paying us to buy you some pants! LOL Tell them you only wear designer and they will hand over more money! LOL


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Hey we are a smart group - genius even! All we need now is Stan's donkey so everyone can get in line to kiss his ass! Apparently people want to - ALOT**!

Then we got two asses for the cover price of one (and one of them is a designer - signature brand)!


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

I can guarantee we'll top the money we make on adsence or what ever it's called. (laughing) I dunno, that adsence thing's a real empire builder. The big bucks really rack up fast with that one .. "No Pants" on fire!

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Realhousewife - I have to agree - we are very much the genius group here. I do think having an extra ass around that people can kiss would be a great addition to this little club... lol... Free kisses to members? or forced kisses maybe... lol

Jim, it would be awesome if we could top the money made through adsnese. If that was the case - I could treat myself to a good old fashioned Happy Meal at Mcdonalds. However, you gave me an idea... pants on fire! We could burn people's pants if they dont' pay... being the fact people will want to keep their pants we might actually make it big... lmao!


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

NO! NO! Don't burn em! Check em! No pants allowed in this joint. Instead of a coat check, we have a pants check, and charge em the money to check their pants. Anybody who doesn't wear underwear get's their pants burned and have to buy our paper underwear with our logo on it. Then we burn those nasty pants. The pants check girl gets tips, people will increase their alcohol intake without pants, and we make even more money.

My mother was always concerned about my underwear. "Jimmy, did you change your underwear?" "God forbid you get in an accident, and they have to cut your clothes off, and you've got dirty underwear." Result? I'm a hygenic fruit cake. Anyway, at least our patrons would be forced to be more concerned about their hygiene. This is a good thing my friends.

This is awesome. We'll become rich and obnoxious, while making people become clean, drunk, happy, while moving closer to my goal of a world without pants! Just think; No pants would reduce violence, get you through airports faster, and on and on. For the single folks, attraction is visable, eliminating the guess work. Maybe I should shut up and just write a hub. If I did I'd have to repeat this stuff. Oh well. Gotta go run. Be back soon!

We've got ourselves a million dollar team here. Yii haa!

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Encouraging a world with no pants is brilliant and would make for a much more happy place in this world.. instead of a coat check ... we do a pants check! LOL That is beyond awesome. Get on to writing your statement on how we should all just check our pants at the door. I can't wait to read that... lol... just for pure comic genius... lol

Oh yeah - and I don't know if you should be considered about the cleaniliness of your underpants if you get in to an accident. I know if I did, I would probably soil them anyways... OMG - what have I got myself into... lol! Now, don't misread this... I am all for the clean underpants theory. Except on laundry day when you were your granny panties cause you have nothing left. Those are days you shouldn't leave the house anyway - so you should be safe. LOL

Oh the places we will go with this!!! :)


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

BG,

My mother would break this down into fresh soil, and old soil. Fresh soil acceptable. Old soil, a no no. Like in the O.R. the nurce is talking to the doctor. "Doctor, I don't know if you know this, but when this young man was admitted, it was evedent that in addition to the fresh soil resulting from the impact, there was a skidmark that had to have been there for at least forty eight hours." Doctor: "Barf .. close this loser up and get him out of here!"

Granny's underwear? BG, I have enough problems convincing some folks I'm straight as it is. I show up in panties, and the discussion's over I'm afraid. I'd just have to grab the old speedos. lol

jim


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Ok ok - I'm imagining the coat check girl - she would say, "next! Pants check! Come on up - let's see what 'cha got in there!".

Guys! Tell your mom's fear no more - you'll have an extra pair of panties in the glove box for accidents:)! Cha ching!


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Yeah, and all that stuff falling out of the pants pockets as she hangs up the pants? She has to split that with the house. Mo Money! This joint makes money from top to bottom, and every where in between.

j


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Well I want to be that coat check girl! I love getting up in every body bidnes:)!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I want to be the pants check girl... because I know how much change I lose everytime I throw my pants on the ground. Can you imagine all the dollars and stuff falling out! Yep - that is where I am going to be... and I will be quality check too. No man - you NEED to keep your pants on! LOL

Alright Jim - break out the speedo - I don't want to see you in no granny panties either ;)


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Credence2 5 years ago from Florida (Space Coast)

BBG, This sounds like fun, I will give it a jigger or two.


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

You guys can't be the pant check girl. You guys are owners. She has to put everything in a box, and we'll moniter her. At the end of the night, you guys can check out the goodies, give her her cut, and bank the rest. Personal items will be put in the lost and found unless we like something. Then we'll keep it. Hey, we'll post the rules by the door where they come in. Then their on their own. I mean something that looks like it has sentmental value, will have to get back to the owner.. I'll let you guys dial this one in .. Where's that nice guy with the suit? We've got to break him in.

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Credence - thanks - it is alot of fun. In fact.. I am thinking of another one right now :)


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Jim - you have made a valid point. I guess that means since we are the owners I will just have to sit back and watch all the people with no pants... lol... I kind of like that idea ;) Ha ha


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

You guys gotta do like me and do the short shorts. Pants are bad for biz. It's pretty much just a people watching, money counting gig. Paper underwear with our logo sales alone will make us rich. People will have to buy souvenirs once they start getting oiled. Man I love this country!

j


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I tried a dress once so I could say I wasn't wearing pants, but realized I didn't like the whole dress thing... so I just got to go back to the short shorts I guess... lol

And paper underwear is genius. After all, paper tears relatively easy. Therefore - they are going to have to keep coming back for more. I dont know why it has taken us so long to come up with this amazing idea. We could have been millionaires years ago... lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Ummm paper underwear does sound like a grand idea. For when a depends would be too much:). I have tried to talk Dave into funding my invention of disposable clothes! For teenagers - wear them once and throw them away! He said I was nuts. Oh well off to the drawling board:)***


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

The important thing is, we came up with it. (the idea) Girls, it's smooth sailing a head. I just wrote a kind of weird hub about something that's going on in my life right now, so I'm going to do a cheap plug, and drop a link. I'm pretty cheesy, but here it is ..

http://hubpages.com/politics/The-Evening-News-When...


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Realhousewife - I love that idea... but how about not just for teenagers... but for all kids. How great would that be. Never have to do another load of laundry again for your kids. I know I hate that chore most out of every chore out there. I am jumping on board with you on that one. I think you should bring the idea back to Dave... lol

Jim - thanks for the shameless plug. I don't mind... it gives me a chance to catch when people write something new because I don't always get a chance to read new hubs every day... I am off to see what crazy thing you have written now... :)


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

I don't want to disapoint you. It's not my normal stuff. A bit of a downer actually. lol


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Right! See - you're speaking my language now. I mean teen clothing - they end up on the floor, in a wad and the fad is over before it can be worn twice anyway! Little kids puke on clothes immediately - baby barf stains every color of the rainbow.

Make a garmet with cheap material - only made to last for a couple of wears. The malls would be bustling with shoppers and we could constantly change styles:)


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Sun-Girl 5 years ago from Nigeria

Nice and what a lovely and enjoyable poem you actually composed even with recipes barbergirl, great work and thanks for sharing.


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

I scrolled down to say "not enough options for the second poll on if you drink and I see PAPER underwear? LOL They could be handy if you're real skinny and need to use the funnel LOL...

You guys are too young but when (back in my day ::spoken like a granny::) they came out with paper dresses. The school stopped letting girls wear them cos the hs boys were chasing them around with LIGHTERS!!! lol not water! duh lol

RH: Tell Dave, he has his own nuts to worry about lol disposable clothes would rock for kids/teens! In MI my ex daughter in law & stepdad worked for Dearborne schools (i.e. RICH KIDS) who left stuff at school ALL THE TIME, what kid would be able to leave a $300. leather jacket at school or a $100. pair of jeans without mom going to FIND THEM.. now if they were throw away.. Oh oh oh, you need to see Idiocracy! Put it in your Netflix queue! They pull them out of a dispenser like bathroom paper towel things at public bathrooms like in a restaurant.. the whole movie is hysterical. Not for the too young though! Kinda "language-ish" lol I paused when he got caught in Costco to read the sign.. "Wanted for: Being a dumbass" LOL now there's cops of the future for ya!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Jim, it was definately not disappointing. Although I will admit I thought it was going to be something more about how to create a world with no pants and why it would be better... but since your on a political vacation - maybe that could be your next hub... lol

@Realhousewife - they could make disposable adult clothes too - I like changing my styles often... oh wait - I hate shopping - maybe that really wouldn't work to my advantage... lol

@Sun Girl - I am glad that you enjoyed the poem. I hope you get a chance to try the actual recipe. It is delicious!

@Katherella - that is what you get for getting a thought stuck in your head... lol... you come down here and get distracted by paper underwear! You should have known better... lol... By the way - I watched part of Smiley Face last night. Your talking to yourself... lol - wow - that is all I got!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

BBG - I thought of that - I am not crazy about clothes shopping - but I could order online - in 2 packs:)!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Now that is brilliance... lol


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

BG,

The heavy stuff's off the table. Now I can get back to the important No Pants way of living in the No Pants world stuff. Just had to get that out of the way. None of that crap would have happened if they wern't wearing pants. I'll go into greater detail in my Hub about men fighting each other with no pants.

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

LOL - I can't wait - a hub about a better world - all because of no pants! LOL


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Hey, I didn't write a hub about the no pants world, cause something absolutely horrrible beyond the scope of the imagination happend to me I just realized. You better have a few of those Chocolate Martinis before reading this. This is enough to make me start drinking massive amounts of .. any kind of booze I can get my hands on. This is one heart breakin sonofabitch girls. I'm tellin ya!

http://hubpages.com/community/Who-The-Hell-Quit-On...

jim


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

We need a better world with or without pants!

BBG: Smiley is one of those movies that starts out how it ends! The story is HOW she got there. Now I can't quote from it you'll not know what I'm talking about, have you ever, do you even.. and you missed the whole part about Reaganomics!! lol

Yeah I gotta try these, I've been having a hankering for the TGIF's Mudslides too cos I've been one constipated bitch. Oh oops, Oh, I mean, cos they are really good and very cleansing.


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Jim - I am on my way... anything that disturbing to make you not write hub about a pantsless world is a must read... lol

@Katherella - I caught the part on Reaganomics... that was hilarious - especially coming from someone so high as a kite that she thinks she knows what she is talking about lol.

Oh yeah - I love TGIF mudslides - but I didn't realize they had a cleansing effect... lol


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

It's horrible. simply horrible.

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

It was - I cried... I am still crying. Wow - I think I need to go lay down in the fetal position after that one!


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

LOL! hahaa.. yeah the Mudslide, well, yep, it comes out as easy as it goes down. They could also market it under "the drunken ex-lax" LOL Oh and I didn't realize you got to the part of her accidentally not being able to resist the cupcakes. So, you did see the part of her at Marion Ross's house, having her thoughts of putting everything she loves in a frame, cos putting Garfield in a frame would be so meta! lol

Jim, yes, I think you need any alcohol with chocolate! OH, NOW (years later) they have Willy Wonka chocolate candies in a bag or bar. Mixed white and dark chocolate. I'm thinking nuke a few, pour them in.. alcoholic beverage of choice and might be good! I have a friend who mixes all KINDS of her own, she could write a book.. I should ask her! She's busy being a Zombie right now tho.


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

It's okay girls. I'm going to put down a few Canyon Slammers and go kick somebodie's ass just for lookin stupid, then I'll be back in good form. (laughing)

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I think that is were I started phasing out Katherella - cause I don't remember that part. However, we did start the movie at midnight and usually I don't even get past the first 5 minutes... lol.. I will have to watch that movie when I am a little more awake and report back to you... lol

Jim - I am glad it will all be ok. I can't bear the thought of you breaking down to the point where you put on pants. So, keep your head held high and get back into good form... lol ;)


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Katharella 5 years ago from Lost in America

lol No, worries it's not yer kinda movie. I've found that people who are into them are, those aren't, aren't! If you've never known the feeling of a natural antidepressant, then you don't get the reason it keeps people going, but it's only about poking fun at someone overdosing on something that is impossible to overdose on.:D

Jim, you need a mudslide, it's a good numbing agent as well! I've learned through working at clubs since the late 70's that alcohol is the legal form of self medication, and if you need it you do. Plus it's a great laxative so you might wanna wear briefs lol.. then debrief yourself later. ::ahem::


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dearabbysmom 5 years ago from Indiana

Yum! Think I just found the beverage of choice for the next "girlfriends at the lake" weekend! And thank you for including the tag at the end to drink responsibly--never cool to drink and drive!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Katherella - I will admit, I never really "got" the whole getting hight thing when I was younger. It just seemed stupid. However, I do find the movie highly entertaining so I will go back and finish watching it. After all, sometimes you just need a no-brainer movie to laugh at!

@Dearabbysmom - that would be an outstanding drink for a girl's weekend. Nothing like a girl's night of alcohol and chocolate. A few of the best things out there.

And the tag is really important. It isn't ever a good thing to drink and drive. Usually my husband and I have house parties so we never have to worry about it becoming an issue. It is amazing how you realize it is a bad thing to do once you grow up a little. :)


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Just dropped in to say hey. I'm working on a name for our bare ass bar. Thinking of naming some drinks after the no pants theme .. Need help with this one. I must be tired tonight cause I'm drawing blanks.

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Actually, I kind of like Bare Ass Bar... or you could call it BAB for short... lol - its mysterious, people will be like what does BAB stand for.

Hmmmm... will have to think for awhile on the drink names to help you out. I can't wait to see what you come up with!


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

BG,

Bare Ass Bar Establishment. (BABE) "Hey Fred, let's take off our pants and head over to BABES' .. " I lost my paper under wear, guess I'll have to buy some more." A bloody Mary might be a "Bloody Babe"? I dunno .. Maybe our own bar snacks .. "Cheektoes"?

Where's RH? Get her ass in here to help!

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Jim, I love those ideas! Come on RH we need your help - where are you???

How about a Bum and Coke... a good drink for the simple minded! LOL or a Buttini Shakin not stirred!


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Too funny! - Babes R Us! lol I love planning party menu's. Drinks - hmmmmm....shots - a naked butt bomb....ewww...achy brakey ball..? Depants 'em drinks...bare nekked bahama breeze...Sin Gin....Wicked Liquid....sick butt bomb (there's your chocolate martini BBG)!!!!


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!! Sorry for yelling, I just get excited when the creative brains start cookin .. laughing. And for those who prefer no alcohol .. maybe a Virgin Butt? (smirk/frown)

jim


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

I just have to ask the question - would there be such a thing as a virgin butt in a place where people lose their pants and drink alcohol... lol... but love the name anyway! LOL

How about a Baby Got Back, Ass Crack Shot (like a crack pipe... lol), Old Fashioned Butt, Sweet.... lol

I like RHs names much better... it's Sunday and my brain seems to be on a creative break today... lol


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

That's okay .. we've got time. hmmmm ,, what are some of those flaming drinks? You know where I'm goin .. "Great Balls Of Fire." (goodness gracious)

jim


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I like yours better BBG - Baby got butt crack back:). How about the wham bam thank you ma'am slammer! Poker face!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Yeah - and you might want to think of serving nuts... lol... that would be a good one

Other names... a Buttoms Up Baby (for those who are light weights), and Can't forget Bums on the Beach (what else would be more convinient of a drink with a no pants theme), there is also a Butgerita, a Mybutmosa - I belive Katherella actually wrote a hub on how to make one), Long Island Iced Bum, Booty Temple, a White Bum Russian, Tush and Tonic (LOL)

Okay - that is all I got!


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TheManWithNoPants 5 years ago from Tucson, Az.

Wait, wait! ... Someone who's had too much to drink at BABES .. Pubic Intoxication?


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

Ha ha - it could happen... after all, it is a world with no pants, only paper underwear! LOL


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Sharyn's Slant 5 years ago from Northeast Ohio USA

BBG,

You sure know how to bring in those fun comments :) Always enjoyable! By the time I'm done reading all the comments, I forget what I wanted to say about the actual article, ha! I'm sure it was good :)

Seriously, the drink sounds quite inviting, even for someone who doesn't usually drink. Thanks for the info.

Sharyn


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Sharyn - the drink is a bit of a treat. I don't drink too often either, but occasionally it is something to sip on for a change of pace. I also like grasshoppers in the summer. It is an ice cream drink and is really yummmy!

And you have to be careful about the comments... they have a mind of there own in here sometimes :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

You can say that again BBG! How do you get all the sarcastic followers? Lol!

Sharyn - that happens to me all the time! I think it's a good thing:). BBG's fans love the hubs and commentary - it's always fun!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

@Real - I think they follow your lead... lol! As for the commentary, I almost think yours are worse than mine. I go back and check and I am so lost. Dating goes to booty pop goes to tornadoes goes to favorite TV shoes... to unicorns riding horses. ha ha - just kidding. It is a blast though! :)


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RealHousewife 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Yours are exactly the same BBG! I start reading yours and I'm already thinking - where's she going with this....then the commentary has a life of it's own!


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barbergirl28 5 years ago from Hemet, Ca Author

What can I say... hold on to your hats... it's dangerous in here! LOL

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