Nature's Bounty Salad

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Cook Time

Prep time: 5 min
Ready in: 5 min
Yields: Serves 1

Ingredients

  • 2 c Arugula, or red leaf lettuce, please do not befoul my recipe with iceberg or romaine.
  • 1 Tbsp Roasted Sunflower Seeds or Walnut chunks, shelled
  • 2 tsp Bacon crumbles
  • 1/4c Macintosh Apple, cubed
  • 1 Small Clementine, or Mandarin Orange, peeled and sectioned
  • 1/2 c Roasted Turkey, Chicken, or Ham, sliced in short, thin strips, or cubed.
  • 4 Tbsp Ken's© Raspberry Walnut Vinegarette Dressing, more or less, to taste
  • Shredded or Crumbled Cheese (I use Asiago), Your favorite kind, amount to taste.
  • 2 tsp Diced Fresh Figs, Golden Raisins, or Craisins

Instructions

  1. Put it all in a big ass bowl (neatly in presentable layers if you want to impress someone or something.)
  2. Put the dressing on.
  3. Admire your masterpiece, take pics for Instagram or Facebook or whatever.
  4. DEVOUR GREEDILY, NAME YOUR FIRST CHILD AFTER ME. (If it is already born, feel free to rename it.)
Nutrition Facts
Serving size: An Ungodly Amount
* The Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet, so your values may change depending on your calorie needs. The values here may not be 100% accurate because the recipes have not been professionally evaluated nor have they been evaluated by the U.S. FDA.

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Suevonne 24 months ago

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