Two line rythme

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   selrachposted 13 years ago

   I was sent this in an e-mail.could be fun.
   
   THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING
   FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
   AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
   
   1.  My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
   marrying you has screwed up my life.
   
   2.  I see your face when I am dreaming,
   that's why I always wake up screaming.
   
   3.  Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
   this describes everything you are not.
   
   Give us your rythmes.

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      LarasMamaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You remind me of flowers, fruit and chewing gum,
      Before they've been left for three weeks out in the sun

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      Ben Evansposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      A midnight picnic for two under a moon so bright
      Uh oh now I see a warewolf and am full of fright

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      sajal.markposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      You are soft, sensitive and gentle
      I guess you are too much for me to handle

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   Betty Reidposted 13 years ago

   You're sensitive, devoted, the love of my life,
   That's what I thought before I met your wife.

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   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   I've tried to love you heaven knows!
   But you don't wash between your toes!

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   DevLinposted 13 years ago

   When I look in your eyes, I see the stars.                      And now, you've given me all these scars.

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   you've given me everything I've ever wanted
   and herpes and the clap and a house that is haunted

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   alternate poetposted 13 years ago

   I have forgiven all those little sins
   the constant little outs and ins

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   Ohmaposted 13 years ago

   My life began the day we first met,
   and will begin again once I am on that jet.

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   blondepoetposted 13 years ago

   Oh you fill me with such lust and fire,
   All good until your credit card expires.

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   Mishaposted 13 years ago

   Not sure I know what to write
   I better fix that bloody light

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    Ben Evansposted 13 years ago

    Beauty is a fresh breeze blowing senses alive
    but you smell so foul my nostrils take a nosedive.

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    humagaiaposted 13 years ago

    You've always had a sensitive nature
    And that is why I'll always hate ya!

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    Fluffymetalposted 13 years ago

    Peaking through the window glass
    Will life out there kick my ass?

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    We make love all through the night,
    Cos in the day you look a fright.

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    The night is full of wondrous things
    In daylight angels lose their wings

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    SandyMcCollumposted 13 years ago

    Birds; pretty things that they are
    Bastards shit again on my car

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    money-manposted 13 years ago

    Our love will last for many a'year,
    But only if you get your ___ in gear.

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    MissEposted 13 years ago

    Together we love, laugh, and cry through forever.
    I'll get over the fact your quite dim, and not clever.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    She was stunning, a true beauty…, elegant and tall,
    I was in love until I reached down and felt her left ball

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Roses are red and pickles are green,
    my face is a holler, yours is a scream!

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    You may have been a movie star
    but with that face you won't get far.

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    Fluffymetalposted 13 years ago

    feeling a little depressed
    maybe i need some rest

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    ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

    You are the air that I breathe, the sun in my soul,
    You are perfect except for your nose and that mole

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    steffsingsposted 13 years ago

    You brought me a rose, then your heart, then your ring
    It died....  it broke.....(did I hear that fat lady sing???)

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    Love is filled with wishes
    like I wish he did the dishes!

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       travelespressoposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Earnesthub you are VERY good at this!

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    selrachposted 13 years ago

    I want to feel your warm embrace,
    but don't take that paper bag off your face

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    ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

    I long to feel your tender touch dear
    but stop that screaming in that ear

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Remember that night? You in that dress? I was so glad to see ya.
    I didn't know, that by the next day, you'ld give me gonorrhea

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    leebertteaposted 13 years ago

    Better days are coming you can bet that's true
    Starting with the day that I met you!

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    watchyaposted 13 years ago

    Are you sure ? That can't be true!
    The best day was when I met you !

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    Ben Evansposted 13 years ago

    I playfully lift the covers and follow those legs to the toes
    but honey please stop passing gas it does not smell like a rose

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    leebertteaposted 13 years ago

    Everytime I think of you I start to cry
    I can't live without you but I don't wanna die!

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    Madison22posted 13 years ago

    when we first married I felt oh so happy now five years later it's nothing but crappy

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    My mate Ringo, he did propose,
    While taking off his panty hose.

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    I said "Hey mate take off my nylons",
    And then I fed him to the lions.

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    Fluffymetalposted 13 years ago

    I sat down with Mary Jane
    now I have a fuzzy brain

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    selrachposted 13 years ago

    My heart skips when I see your face
    You are definately not of the human race

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       Glenn Raymondposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Darling vampire you do inspire
       though I still desire to be a liar

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    samboiamposted 13 years ago

    I love you like no other.
    Even though I hate your mother.

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    Oh you fill me with a hot desire,
    A pity you're a big fat liar.

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    Your smile ignites flames from far beneath,
    Until you open your mouth cos you got no teeth.

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    samboiamposted 13 years ago

    On our wedding night I carried you through the door.
    Little did I know you were a skanky whore.

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    Joni Douglasposted 13 years ago

    My lips quiver in anticipation,
    but your breath quickly killed the sensation

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