Who would you invite for Tea?

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    Kathryn LJposted 13 years ago

    If you could spend a few hours with anyone famous, alive or dead, who would be your celebrity tea party guest?  Personally, I have an enormous guest list, starting with Thomas Crapper -  the Victorian who patented the flushing toilet.  I would have loads to ask him over the cucumber sandwiches.

    1. nightwork4 profile image60
      nightwork4posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      the dalai  lama. of all the leaders in the world i think he's about the only one that you would get honest answers from. being an athiest, i would have a hard time talking with most religious leaders and celebrities tend to bore the crap out of me.

    2. KeithTax profile image73
      KeithTaxposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      No one. I don't drink tea.

  2. prettydarkhorse profile image61
    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    Jesus Christ

    1. timorous profile image81
      timorousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hey PDH...I thought for a second you were commenting on having Thomas Crapper for tea (or vice-versa) lol

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    mtsi1098posted 13 years ago

    my father-in-law because he never got to see my son

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      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That's really touching.  I would love my late husband to see the grand-kids too, and my Dad, that would be some tea party.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Leonard Cohen - still obsessing over his songs



    but Crapper?  real?  maybe if you would just invite me to your teaparties, Kathryn!  I need to meet some new people!

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      mtsi1098posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      there was a CD Tower of Song by Leonard Cohen (tribute) - I remember it because on of my favorite artists sings on the CD...by the way nice to meet you smile

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      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      HaHa, yes Thomas Crapper was for real and its where the naughty name for going for the Loo came from.  You can come to tea any time Mega1.

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    Shadesbreathposted 13 years ago

    Shakespeare.

  6. Info Bucket profile image63
    Info Bucketposted 13 years ago

    The Prophet Muhammed(s)

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    woolman60posted 13 years ago

    Freddie Mercury (Farrokh Bulsara)

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      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Ahh yes woolman60, I loved Freddie, a real showman.  Don't know whether he wouldn't be a bit bored at a tea party though, his own were the stuff of legend.

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    rebekahELLEposted 13 years ago

    my grandfather whom I never met and Princess Diane

  9. Jim Hunter profile image60
    Jim Hunterposted 13 years ago

    Adolph Hitler so I could kick him in the nuts.

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      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Brilliant, can I come along to watch?  Shouldn't that be nut?

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        Jim Hunterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Did he only have one?

        Sure the more the merrier.

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          Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Well there was this war time song entitled 'Hitler has only got one ball' but it might have just been propaganda.  Either way, it could do with a kicking.

          1. Jim Hunter profile image60
            Jim Hunterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Yes it could, twice in fact.

  10. Misha profile image63
    Mishaposted 13 years ago

    Paris Hilton wink

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      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh yes and what would you be chatting about?  It wouldn't happen to be the topic of home made films would it?

      1. Misha profile image63
        Mishaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Not really. I genuinely admire the girl for her ability to live as she wants without caring what dirty mouths have to say about it. That would be the topic. smile

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          Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          That's really nice Misha, your right, she shouldn't be the target of a vicious press.  And she's really easy on the eye too.

    2. Shadesbreath profile image78
      Shadesbreathposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Good call.  Can I change my vote?

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        Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        You could have both, old Will was a ladies man after all.

      2. Misha profile image63
        Mishaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        I'll call you when she's coming wink

  11. Jim Hunter profile image60
    Jim Hunterposted 13 years ago

    Hitler has only got one ball,
        Göring has two but very small,
        Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
        But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

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      Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Did you just Google that?  Too funny!

      1. Jim Hunter profile image60
        Jim Hunterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Yes I did I had never heard of the song.

  12. timorous profile image81
    timorousposted 13 years ago

    Kimberlyslyrics.

    Well..OK, so she's not that famous.  But my e-mail exchanges with her are most interesting.  I suspect we'd get along famously.

    I hope she likes Green tea and home-made bran muffins... smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Baby anything as long as it's with you and that web cam again

      wink

      xo

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        Home Girlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        Leonardo Da Vinci

 
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