Merry FSMas Everybody!
Holiday Greeting
Dear Sir,
I hope this finds you and yours well. Last evening I had the most wonderful experience…I recieved a special gift from His Noodley Appendedge in the form of a lovely holiday model of His Holiness. I shouldn’t be surprised, as I did partake of our Lord’s Body and Blood for lunch that very day. However, the tremendous feeling of love that coursed through my cynical holiday burnt out body has made this holiday season bright with joy. In fact, a tear was shed. So there, I say to those who question His exsistence…for verily he did show himself to me in my hour of need…and I went on to win the Texas Hold Em poker game where this fine art made it’s appearence. A miracle indeed. To answer that old holiday question…Yes Anne-Marie…there IS a Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
Please feel free to share this wonderful, heartwarming tale of religious sanctity and the enclosed digital images of this wonderful representation of out Lord. Ramen.
As always, I wish you a Argh Buccaneer Friday and all the best this Noodley season of joy. Yours Truly,
Anne-Marie W.
Thanks for sharing Misha! have a merry christmas & happy new year !
Misha - What a fantastic gift of His Love and Proof of His Existence during these dark times we face.
His Noodly Appendages are available to all that are open to His LOVE.
I must admit, I feel especially pious and sanctimonious this time of year, knowing, as I do that MY GOD is the best god.
In fact, I feel convicted by Him to post as many sanctimonious messages like this as there are from the cheap god's grovelers. At least He has no political affiliations, and abhors tree-killing in His name.
Once the effects of over indulging in His Blood last night have worn off, I will don the sacred pirate costume and begin The Condescension. ...........
Ramen and Peace be upon you in His name.Thanks Dame and Mark!
Found one more proof of His Noodly Appendages existence - it so so touching, it should be enough to convince all skeptics around
Misha, you are truly a saint. And I don't mean the sort of cheap saint the grokels speak of. A real saint.
Proving His Noodly existence and converting the heathens one sinner at a time. If they gave out double sainthoods I am sure you would be sainted all over again.
What a touching scene. Just look at the expression on that cow's face. Destined to be meatballs and still entranced by His Noodlyness coming to save us.
Thank you for once again reminding us of the True Meaning of fsmas.
- pgrundyposted 15 years ago
0I too have been touched by His Noodly Appendage and wish you the very best FSMmas ever, Misha! Arrrrgh Me Matey!
Just wanted to share with everybody - we just finished a very nice FSMas family dinner.
Eating pasta with meatballs, drinking some finest Sicilian Nero D'Avola, and singing:
This is my blood you drink.
This is my body you eat.
If you would remember me when you eat and drink...
Very enlightening experience...
His Noodly Appendages were with us
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