Discovering aliens

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   Cleancloverposted 13 years ago

   When will we discover new life on another planet and communicate with them? Just like Christopher Columbus discovered the "new world", by understanding the movement and power of winds. It would be great to find out a new concept to make communication with aliens easy.

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      ksha16posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Are you talking about me?

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   Naa Nuuu  Naa Nuuu.... I thought we had already met!
   
   In the world I come from Chris Columbo did not discover the new world.... Mr. A Dispute-che did... And hence the name America as was also recorded on the maps. ....
   There you go... a new concept of communication! Over and Out.. Naa Nuu Naa Nuuu!

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   alternate poetposted 13 years ago

   It is much more likely that aliens will discover us if they are out there.  lets hope they do not have the vicious religious nature of those who 'discovered', robbed, murdered and enslaved the new world or we are in deep doo-doo.

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   tobey100posted 13 years ago

   Doubtful we'd ever be able to effectively communicate with alien life forms.  We would, however, provide them with free health care and unemployment benefits.

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      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Would that be after raping their women, enslaving them and stealing their lands? You seem aggressively anti helping your fellow man, (except the bankers and oil companies) - I assume you are Christian?

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         tobey100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Of course!  What do you think I am, a Liberal?

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   If the aliens come down here to abduct human beings, I'm offering Mark as a peace sacrifice.

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      TerryGlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      What makes you think Mark is human?

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         Merlin Fraserposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         What makes you think they take him ?

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      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hey - we have plenty of Kristians who actually want to be martyred.

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         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Nah, I'm giving them an Atheist. I hear they love a little sweet&sour taste in their mucus-slobbery alien mouths.

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            tobey100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Come on, let's not pick on the handicapped.  Judging from the polls and Democratic campaign ads, being a Liberal today is a definite handicap.  Show a little compassion....oops, sorry.  I forgot, only 'Progressive' Democrats have the ability to express compassion.  We wealthy Conservatives only know how to oppress the poor, hate those that are 'different', and cling to our guns and religion.

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   PLus, imagine the gift Mark will give humanity by being swallowed whole! He'll be able to take photographs of aliens' internal organs! What a gift to science!!!
   The question that remains is - who will be brave enough to pick up the camera from the floor once the experiment is finished?

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Tobey, I disagree with you. Mark is very intelligent man. This is true.

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      tobey100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Didn't say he was mentally handicapped.  I read his stuff.  He's very, very intelligent as well as a great writer.  Just don't buy his ideaology.  Other than that, he's cool.

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         klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         He is a ROYAL PAIN IN THE A__, but very, very smart, and a cool dude. I like Mark!
         
         You hear this Mark? Klara is giving you points!!!

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            tobey100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Exactly.  I must confess I actually look for Mark's comments in most of the forums I check out.  It's always gonna be something that make's my blood pressure go up.  I love it.
            
            Besides, who says we have to agree on anything to appreciate another?  Ask my wife.  We don't agree on anything.  Haven't for the past 35 years!

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            Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I hear. How many points do I need to collect to get a free gun?

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               tobey100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               
               
               Just move to Tennessee.  We give you one when you get your driver's license.  You'll also get a box of ammo with every fill up at participating BP stations.

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               klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               You need to do like Antonio Banderas in El Mariachi movie... hide an automatic inside the camera lens and finish them all Paparazzi style!

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                  tobey100posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Hey, I'm in Tennessee.  We ain't allowed to own cameras.  If someone ever got to taking pictures the rest of the county would have proof!

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                     klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Haven't been to Tennessee... but I hear there are roadblocks or checkpoints as you try to make your way through.

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   ksha16posted 13 years ago

   You all are aliens

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yes, but I'm legal.

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   luvpassionposted 13 years ago

   Well I don't know about that, but my best friend told me the guy she went on a date with Sat. Night was all hands.

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      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Luv, lol

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         luvpassionposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Hi  Klara

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            ksha16posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Lol hehe lol yeah

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