Greek One's Having a Baby!

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   lrohnerposted 13 years ago

   What do you say we all start on pool on what that baby's first words will be?
   
   And CONGRATULATIONS Greek One!

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      congratulations! sheers.  as your favorite cartoon character, elmer fudd would probably say:
      
      "be very very quiet.  I'm havin a baby. hahahahaha!"

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   Brenda Durhamposted 13 years ago

   Congratulations Greek!
   
   No I don't even wanna venture a guess, much less a bet, on the first words.....

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   Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

   Greek One is having a baby?
   When?
   I can only guess that the linguistic genius will be duly passed on.
   
   How about we suggest names for the little tot(do they know if it's a Greek One or a Greek Two yet?)

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      lrohnerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I'm pretty sure he said next week!

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   lrohnerposted 13 years ago

   LOL! I can just see it... Lots of babies' first word is "mama." I'll bet Greek's baby will say "yo mama."

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   Daniel Carterposted 13 years ago

   LOL, no, more like Greek Too.

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   I've been practicing the whole breastfeeding thing... and it's REALLY painful not only on my nipples, but my neck as well
   
   

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

   

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   Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

   

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   Shadesbreathposted 13 years ago

   As if Greek One has ever seen a woman naked, much less got to touch her.
   
   
   (grats )

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    lrohnerposted 13 years ago

    Greek's baby six months from now...
    
    

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    Thank you fellow Hubbers for your well wishes...
    
    My first born son is due to be born next Wednesday at around 9:00 am.
    
    By 2:00 pm, I will have him working on Search Engine Optimization and keyword searched.
    
    Even at his young age, I don't think he will have any problems equaling his Dad's Adsense earnings

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       lrohnerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Why wait so long? What's the hold up?

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       saleheensblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       what will you do from 9am to 2pm?

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          Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          start to work on the second one... I'm sure Mrs Greek One will be in the mood by then

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             lrohnerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Undoubtedly. But are you sure you will be?
             
             

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                Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                that's usually the look i get AFTER I make love

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                   lrohnerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   And yet you still managed to get her preggers!

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                      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      it was a windy day

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             DoorMattnomoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I know you said first born son, but is it your first baby too?
             
             Honestly, it was a good six weeks before my husband was able to look at me the same.....

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                Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                who knows??

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    
    
    I've got him researching as we speak-and grown, to boot!

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Congratulations Greek One!

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       saleheensblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    BRIAN SLATERposted 13 years ago

    congratulations Greek one..what about the name???

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       saleheensblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Greek 0.1

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I was thinking about naming him "Hubpagey"

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    Jim Hunterposted 13 years ago

    "Greek One's Having a Baby!"
    
    Man thats gonna hurt.
    
    Congratulations.

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    LaMamaLoliposted 13 years ago

    Congratulations!

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    
    
    Luckily, it will be exiting from the hardest part of GO's body

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    Home Girlposted 13 years ago

    I wish you the best. Life will never be the same for you.

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Does Mrs. Greek One know the term "Napasto dialo?"

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       all too well

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Well, I'm so happy you can have a baby this late in life!  And now we will understand you major preoccupations with all things procreation - or not!  anyhow - congratulations, here's hoping the child looks like her!
    
    napasto dialo? I'm not familiar with that term and it won't translate -

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Thank you..
       
       Na Pas Sto... roughly speaking means "Go To The"
       
       and "Dialo" mean devil
       
       

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    Mighty Momposted 13 years ago

    Being a man of few (but impressively powerful) words, you may find yourself surprisingly tongue-tied during delivery.
    Here are the magic 5 words that will endear your wife to you for eternity:
    "Give Her the Epidural NOW!"

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       she asked for that during the conception

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    Richard Craigposted 13 years ago

    Congratulations Greek One!!  Have you been practicing the art of nappy changing?

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I've been soiling myself just for that reason!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    FELICIDADES GRIEGO!!! You'll be an amazing dad!!!!

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       falacio Greg?
       
       I never even met Greg!

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          klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I hope he takes after you (in sense of humor)

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             Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             i hope 'he' has my private parts (but a little bit bigger)

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                klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Poor Kid!!! You are going to cause him so much embarrassment wherever you take him! MY GOD!!!!

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                   Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   it will toughen him for the world outside

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                      klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Oh LORD!!!

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                Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Don't worry, they will look enormous whilst the little fellow is still a baby.  Only you Greek one would make such a statement, but every father I have ever come across is proud of the apparent size of their son's gonads. LOL

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                   Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   the family jewels need to be passed on

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                   lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Kathryn's right-my son's nether-regions were as big as his head!  No sh*t!

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                      lrohnerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      And my son's were, well, I don't want to humiliate him, but they weren't as big as his head.

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    Jane@CMposted 13 years ago

    Congrats!  Boys are wonderful!  Word to the Greek, when changing a boy's diaper be prepared   They like to aim at the face

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