the three unwritten rules of hubpages:

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   Several Ninjasposted 13 years ago

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      adrienne2posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO

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      LeslieAdrienneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   Ya made me smile...

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   and i know how to break every one of them.

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      saleheensblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      here I go..........breaking rule
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         LeslieAdrienneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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   wordscribe43posted 13 years ago

     Number 2 is my favorite.

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      Several Ninjasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      you can be banned for breaking number 3. don't break number 3 whatever you do. or you'll be in bad company.

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         wordscribe43posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Never would even consider it, my friend.  Wouldn't want THAT tattoed (sp?) on my conscience. 

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            Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            There is a right way and a wrong way, bend it like wet bamboo, just don't break it

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   1. Be nice.
   
   2. Be nice.
   
   3. Be nice.

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   Sara555posted 13 years ago

   

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   readytoescapeposted 13 years ago

   #1    I think we should protest
   #2     I didn’t do it, but got blamed anyway
   #3     Summary Conviction is just plain mean

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   mega1posted 13 years ago

   Define NICE!  but is my nice the same as your nice?  and if we cannot define nice, then . . .  you see how difficult it is for me?

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      ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yer always nice . . . to me anyway.

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   The THREE unwritten rules of HubPages:
   
   (#1) DO NOT USE ALL CAPS WHEN POSTING it is against online etiquette.
   
   (#2) Use the SEARCH feature before asking foolish questions.
   
   (#3) No Pissing Off Staff Members!
   
   Simple enough.
   
   Have a great day!

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      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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      ralwusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      who would do those things?

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      Several Ninjasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      that can't be them, becoz youve written them!

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         Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         ...umm...is it just me?  or does that absolutely make no sense? :?

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            Several Ninjasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            if unwritten rules are written then their no longer unwritten rules.

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               Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Even your logic fails you.
               
               The OP was looking for or stating unwritten rules. However, there are "unwritten" rules on Hubpages. I just pointed out what they are.
               
               They still remain unwritten, because I personally do not make the rules nor do I work for Hubpages. Therefore, the rules I have posted, remain "unwritten" rules on Hubpages. You will not find them anywhere within the rules, FAQ's, Learning Center or anywhere else for that matter.
               
               
               @Steven, if it makes no sense you? I guess I am not surprised.

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                  Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  are you questioning my intellect, cagsil?
                  
                  by the way, criticizing a person's post makes you look small and petty. just a thought.

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                     mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     he questions most people's intellect, Steven, its just in his nature and I don't pay no attention!  lalala la!
                     
                     how you doing, buddy?

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                        Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        yeah. well cags is lucky i don't know him in real life, as it's in my nature to...ah never mind.  it's not worth getting banned in forums for saying it.   
                        
                        I'm doing great thanks.  how about yourself?  what have you been up to mega?

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                           mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           well - I have been writing a little, and goofing off a lot!  I got to 100 again though!  wooohoooo!  finished Chapter 12 - so I'm chugging along.  It's real warm sunny Indian summer day today and I am busy getting annoyed by little stuff that shouldn't bother me!  what else is new, huh.  and you?

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                              Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              eh not much.  just working on some homework right now, while working on some hubs.  lol.  hey did you know they're making a movie based on the 8 ball?  lol.  man, they must really be running out of ideas these days for films. what next?  twister?

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                                 mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                 based on the 8 ball? as in pool ball?  I'll have to say it again, then:
                                 
                                 good grief!
                                 
                                 
                                 Maybe I have a better chance of making a screenplay for a movie out of Thirty Years Alone, than I had thought!  At least one of my readers said they thought it was like a movie.  Delusion of grandeur - another unwritten rule - hubbers must not get delusions of grandeur about how great they are just cuz their hub got 500 comments!  (that has never happened to me, btw.)

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                  Several Ninjasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  dear sir, i am the Original Poster, so i think i know what i want.

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               Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               oh okay.  sorry, i was half awake when i read your post, that i didn't get it at first.  i guess that's what i get for burning the midnight oil studying all night and only getting a few hours of sleep. 

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    King Larryposted 13 years ago

    in the words of david spade from Joe Dirt:
    
    1. I'm number one!
    
    2. Your number two.
    
    3. You really want a match?  How about my face and your a**...I..I..I mean..your a** and my face.  Whats up!  (acting tough) well hell, you know what i mean!

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Reminds me of something I read long ago on the proper way verbs should be conjugated.
       
       - Quote – start -
       
       1. I am consistent.
       2. You are stubborn.
       3. He is a pig-headed fool.
       
       - Quote – end -
       
       edit: There is probably a book of those somewhere.

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years ago

    I am seriously surprised everyone forgot the important rule;
    
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       Kidgasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Yeah, rule #4:  Read more Hubs.  (starting with mine)

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    ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

    I need to know the difference between stubborn and determined. \
    except for the positive and negative inference, they are basically describing the same act, yes?

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       paradigmsearchposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Yep!
       
       “Stubborn” means stupid, etc.
       
       “Determined” means dedicated, etc.
       
       Both mean undeterred.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    once again I have to say it -  "Good grief!"

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       Ipeoneyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       #1 -- I can't write it because it's unwritten
       #2 --If it's unwritten don't write it.
       #3 --these are the unwritten rules.

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    sofsposted 13 years ago

    Yeah I like #4 too read my hubs....I am having a real low traffic day!!

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       Ipeoneyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       same here

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