Let's write a fairy tale...one sentence each....

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   Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years ago

   He finally reached to his home and knocked the door, Thhakkk Thhak! Thhak! Thhhaaaaaak… and his mother opened the door and saw his innocent son, which brought a broad smile on her face.

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      It was then that he realized that it was some weird woman at the door.. not his beloved mother Mrs. Thhakkk

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         Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         lol Mrs. Thhakkk haha

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   Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years ago

   Yaris's younger sister and brother touched his feet to show respect and his father hugged him whole-heartdly, "I am proud of you my son! You've topped the University!” said Yaris's father proudly and Yaris smiled and handed gifts to every member of his family.

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      "Get away from my feet you strangers" he exclaimed!

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   Rishy Richposted 13 years ago

   The psychologist slapped him hard & finally Yaris got out of his fancy day dream of home & mom.

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   Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years ago

   He went to his grandpa's room and touched his feet; grandpa hugged him and handed keys to Yaris and replied, "Umm.. what`s this keys for Gandpa?"

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      they handed Yaris keys to enter a Yaris...
      
      which brought back memories of where the Annunakis entered him

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   Rishy Richposted 13 years ago

   Then the Psychologist started shouting at him, "Yaris, what did the Annunakis do with you, How did they abuse you, did they sexually harass you...answer me Yaris, ANSWER ME!"

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   Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years ago

   His Grandpa smilingly said, "Well, how about you go out and see it by yourself?"

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   LeanManposted 13 years ago

   Go and see what he said, you're not going to start showing me that again are you? I don't think it's a lolly pop either!

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   Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years ago

   "Alright", said Yaris, he went outside, saw a brand new car with his mouth opened and he rushed towards his grandpa, gave him a tight hug and said, "Oh! Grandpa! Grandpa! I love you so much!"

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   sadly, when he hugged him, he felt parts of Grandpa were also as hard as a tree branch

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      Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      lol thats hilarious! His poor Grandpa is not made of a wood, he is a human. haha

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         Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         then why is his name Woody?
         
         You Torontonians are just not logical!

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            Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Where does it say that his name is woody? and what is your purpose of saying Torontonians are just not logical?

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               Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I gave him the name Woody, hence his name is Woody.
               
               It call him anything otherwise would be.... illogical (a trait of people from your city (I would know )

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                  Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh really? Well, thats your thinking

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                     Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     would you call my thinking 'illogical'?

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                        Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        No, here, I mean to say that people think differently and they have different views. Point to be noted, I am not addressing the word "illogical" to anyone.

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                           Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           but I am admitting to it! lol

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    I even got a picture of him...
    
    

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    Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years ago

    I see. I don't step in argle-bargle Mr. Greek one.. Enjoy the fairy tale

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I'm not sure what Argle-Bargle is... but its fun to say!

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    LeanManposted 13 years ago

    I thought Yaris was an old man (first line), how old is his grandpa with the wood???? - should we get back to the story???

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       i thought Yaris was a car?

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    Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years ago

    Suddenly, Yaris felt a bit sad and moved back to his place.

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ... which was located in the back of the Toyota dealership

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          prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          you're too funny Greek, LOL
          
          Feeling sad, tired Yaris needed to relax, he sat down thinking about his mom, his mind is in turmoil ---

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    leni sandsposted 13 years ago

    er...fairy tale
    
    This is the strangest fairytale I have ever read  - it's fascinating watching it develop.

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    LeanManposted 13 years ago

    Yaris sat back in his big old rocking chair and lit his pipe, at this point the drugs squad crashed through his windows.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    much to his approval...
    
    

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    LeanManposted 13 years ago

    Handcuffed and blindfolded he was spreadeagled across the bed, his breath came hard, as did something else..

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       .... namely the harsh realization that they actually looked like this..
       
       

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    LeanManposted 13 years ago

    That pipe was just too powerful, he really should learn not to inhale so deeply..

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    Rishy Richposted 13 years ago

    The smoke started to burst out from the other hole.

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    LeanManposted 13 years ago

    This irritated a little, as did the rash that was quickly developing.

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    Rishy Richposted 13 years ago

    Then there were other deadly symptoms too which could only mean he's got HIV!

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    FuzzyCookieposted 13 years ago

    He was confused and started to think what could be the cause of all this, after a lot of brooding, he was able to recall that last night....

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    Rishy Richposted 13 years ago

    He slept with a shemale in the nearby brothel.

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    FuzzyCookieposted 13 years ago

    suddenly he realized this is just a dream and its not actually happening to him but its happening in a dream and he has to wake up..

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       Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       but he likes it too much so he goes back to sleep

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          Rishy Richposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          & then he had slept with a shemale again!

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             Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             .. but they didn't kiss.. because they didnt know each other well enough

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                Rishy Richposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                ...but they did all of the rest of the stuffs.

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    FuzzyCookieposted 13 years ago

    a fairy pops in his dream and grants him two wishes..

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    He wishes for the shemale to vanish from his memory and for true love to knock on his door within the next 24 hours.

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    ExpandYourMindposted 13 years ago

    He awakens to a rapping on his door. Maybe, just maybe . . .

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       He thought it would be the love of his life, but when he opened the door he was shocked to find out it was Peter Pan, who had been looking all over for his drunken, good-for-nothing fairy!

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    

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    FuzzyCookieposted 13 years ago

    She asked her to pray to fairy god mother and

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    brianzenposted 13 years ago

    Out popped a half crazed Lindsey Lohan with a bag of crack!

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    Rishy Richposted 13 years ago

    They got high...& went to jail.

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    leni sandsposted 13 years ago

    Wow - what an incredibly interesting and varied fairytale - we can't end it here, surely?  Quick someone break them out of jail.

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    FuzzyCookieposted 13 years ago

    They spent 3 days/3 nights and contrived to break out of jail. It was a simple plan, they just had to

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    ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

    find a cake maker, a file, a getaway car, a driver, a lot of money, and last but not least, a sleeping guard.

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    FuzzyCookieposted 13 years ago

    They were able to find each and everything (even the sleeping guard!!) but the cake maker ..

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    leni sandsposted 13 years ago

    created a huge, beatiful cake filled with raisons, sultanas, nuts and covered with lovely pink icing...he did, however forget to put the file in...

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    Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years ago

    Yaris enjoyed whilst cooking.

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    kazemaru2posted 13 years ago

    Until Yaris's uncle called him for money as he was in Las Vegas and he had a gambling problem.

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    Surabhi Kauraposted 13 years ago

    Poor Yaris was out of thoughts and was strugging with his crucial time.

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