What you really mean

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   detectiveposted 13 years ago

   Okay,
   
   Here is a fun game that you guys might enjoy. I will post something and the next poster will say what I really mean and then post something on their own.
   
   For example,
   
   "I really really like Avocados"
   
   and the next poster has to be creative and come up with something that I really wanted to say there. So, they can go like...
   
   You hate avocados so much that you feel like puking whenever you see them.
   
   and then they will post their own sentence in ""
   
   So here is my first sentence. Get rolling guys. I hope you understand the game.
   
   "Internet has really changed the world for us"

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   Joni Douglasposted 13 years ago

   What you really mean is that you don't have to research at the library anymore.
   
   
   I love driving fast.

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   timorousposted 13 years ago

   By "I love driving fast" you mean you don't like to sweat the small details.
   
   Here's mine:  "I'm thinking of cleaning the toilet today"

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Joni Douglasposted 13 years ago

   By that, you mean you are avoiding me.
   
   How about... Let's go to the beach!

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      PrettyPantherposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      What you really mean is that you don't want to clean the bathroom.
      
      My cat likes chocolate ice cream.

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         Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         What You Really Mean is that your feline friend prefers vanilla, yet you do not provide it.
         
         The world would be a much nicer place if everyone smiled more.

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   detectiveposted 13 years ago

   You can't stand the grin on your neighbors face when he gets out of his porche and greets you.
   
   My  clock stopped working today.

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   UniqueBeautyposted 13 years ago

   What you really mean is that you hit the snooze button and missed a whole day at work because you wanted to avoid a confrontation with an old enemy who just turns out to be your new boss on her first day.
   
   I love eating fried chicken after church on a rainy day.

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Okay, I'll take you on...let's see, what you really mean is the wafer in church wasn't nearly enough and you live in Oregon.
      
      I lost my car keys.

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   Joni Douglasposted 13 years ago

   What you really mean is your car payment is really late and you are afraid to take the car out of the garage because you saw the repo man driving by.
   
   I live fireworks but they are scaring my dogs.

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   lorlie6posted 13 years ago

   What you really mean is you're a card-carrying commie who hides in closets with your dogs.
   
   I am feeling free these days.

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   Joni Douglasposted 13 years ago

   What you really mean is that you were just released from prison.
   
   
   Can't wait to go camping next week.

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    pinkyleeposted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is you absolutely can not stand camping with bugs and critters
    
    "I have been in a fantastic mood for the last few days"

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is that you're having a secret rendezvous with someone in the woods-probably bigfoot!
    
    I have a horrible earache.

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    pinkyleeposted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is you are tired of hearing fireworks go off
    
    i got a headache

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is you don't like me and I make your head hurt.  I knew it, I just knew it, pinkylee.
    
    
    I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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       jennshealthstoreposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       What you really mean is, you dread the fact that Christmas is coming because you will have to spend your hard earned money on Christmas gifts.
       
       I am going to get some ice cream.

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       pinkyleeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Lmao you know that aint true

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is you can't wait to get out of the house where no one can see you eat all the ice cream you like.
    
    I have to let the dogs outside.

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    pinkyleeposted 13 years ago

    what you really mean is your bathroom is broke so you have to let yourself outside
    
    i want to go to the mountains

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    Joni Douglasposted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is that you have to leave town in a hurry and go hide in the mountains.
    
    
    I need to get some sleep.

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    Studio Eposted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is that you are a groupie and you want to get laid by a band member. hahahahaha
    
    Halle Berry

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    Diane Insideposted 13 years ago

    what you really mean is Halle Berry is so hot I can't form complete sentences when I think of her.
    
    
    I have insomnia.

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       Kangaroo_Jaseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       What you really mean is every time you have something REALLY important that requires your attention, you choose not to remember.
       
       
       Cannot wait to go to work tomorrow.

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          detectiveposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          you cannot wait to talk to that hot secretary again who spoke to you yesterday at near the coffee machine.
          
          I need to get myself organized.

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          Diane Insideposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Insomnia = inability to sleep
          amnesia = inability to remember

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    Studio Eposted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is your key stone cop buddies misplaced all your sherlock holmes magazines mr detective. hahahahaha
    
    Time for a donut.

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       mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       what you really mean is you can't stick to any diet, and especially this latest colon cleanser diet whre you have to drink vile tasting juice and crap 10 times a day
       
       
       I love hoola hoops!

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          Diane Insideposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          What you really mean is I love to girate my hips around and flirt with the guys.
          
          It's really nice outside.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    what you mean is you would like it if I would just go for a walk or something and get out of here
    
    
    
    my mother never loved me

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    what you're saying is you still wish I would go outside somewhere far far away
    
    
    Leonard Cohen is so sexy but he's old

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    Studio Eposted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is you're a spoiled brat. hahahaha
    
    Bill Gates

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    what you really mean is you're outta money and can't think of anything but rich guys
    
    
    Brenda Lee did have some good tunes!

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       katiem2posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Opps missed one, what you really mean is that you'd love for this conversation to step it up and rock and roll a bit...

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    katiem2posted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is you wish you were earning some real cash like Bill Gates instead of Hubbing for nothing...
    
    
    
    
    I'm headed off with my boat to do some fishing

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    Studio Eposted 13 years ago

    no im steve jobs, really. hahaha
    
    Trump

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    Joni Douglasposted 13 years ago

    What you really mean is that you're no Trump either.
    
    
    Looking forward to the weekend.

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    kevinexposted 13 years ago

    what you really mean is that it's been 3 months since that weekend and you wish you had that back
    
    I want to revive this thread

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