Help for Old Farts Texting

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   qwarkposted 13 years ago

   I think I've covered just about everything.
   If ya've got more, add to 'em:
   
   
     Senior Texting Code   
    
   ·        ATD : At The Doctor's
   ·        BFF : Best Friend Farted
   ·        BTW : Bring The Wheelchair
   ·        BYOT : Bring Your Own Teeth
   ·        CBM : Covered By Medicare
   ·        CUATSC : See You At The Senior Center
   ·        DWI : Driving While Incontinent
   ·        FWB : Friend With Beta Blockers
   ·        FWIW : Forgot Where I Was
   ·        FYI : Found Your Insulin
   ·        GGPBL : Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
   ·        GHA : Got Heartburn Again
   ·        HGBM : Had Good Bowel Movement
   ·        IMHO : Is My Hearing-Aid On?
   ·        LMDO : Laughing My Dentures Out
   ·        LOL : Living On Lipitor
   ·        LWO : Lawrence Welk's On!
   ·        OMMR : On My Massage Recliner
   ·        OMSG : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
   ·        ROFL... CGU : Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
   ·        SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
   ·        TTYL : Talk To You Louder
   ·        WAITT : Who Am I Talking To?
   ·        WTFA : Wet The Furniture Again
   ·        WTP : Where's The Prunes?
            WWNO : Walker Wheels Need Oil
            SGGPM: Sorry, Gotta Go Pooped Myself

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   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   You and your friends must have some seriously funny conversations.

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hell Cags, when yer almost 70, ya gotta hava sense of humor.,..lol
      Qwark

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   qwarkposted 13 years ago

   HEY! I'm trying to help you old farts!
   Make life a little easier!
   God (who?) knows we need a little help.
   print this out...it'll help ya when yer texting on yer phone to all the other old cronies.
   Qwark :

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   h.a.borcichposted 13 years ago

   ROFL CGU!!!! Too funny

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      TY H.A.    :
      Qwark

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   china manposted 13 years ago

   You forgot
                    SGGPM: Sorry, Gotta Go Pooped Myself

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      qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Great add on china....on the list it goes....lol :

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   lorlie6posted 13 years ago

   I must protest!!  These text msg's are for people my age, and I am NOT an old fart...yet...At least I don't think so.
   
                                    

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   Aficionadaposted 13 years ago

   LMDO!!!                                    

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I think the 'D' should be interchangable:  Some on us will need it to stand for 'Dentures,' and often will need a text concerning 'Diapers.'  And NOT Depends, thank you very much!
      

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         Aficionadaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    {Speak for yourself, hahaha!}

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   simeonvisserposted 13 years ago

   This would make a great hub

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   jdaviswritesposted 13 years ago

   Old farts? I barely know any of these...
   
   I did have an old love affair that liked to text with acronyms, leaving me to analyze her texts like a riddle and get back to her...ASAP. Shit like,
   
   WRD - where are you?
   WRUD - what are you doing?
   WRUDT - what are you doing tonight?
   WHST - Wanna have sex tonight?
   
   In hindsight, this acronym girl asked too many questions.
   
   ps. I made up that last one

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      jdaviswritesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      these are real, by the way, not ficitional

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    Mark Ewbieposted 13 years ago

    I love these, and definitely should be a hub.
    
    BYOT is superb.  And LMDO.  And the others.
    
    Fabulous.

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    qwarkposted 13 years ago

    Hahahahaha...ok guys and girls, I'm gonna add the new ones to the list!
    G'mornin' by the way...:
    Qwark

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    NAD  need a carer

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    qwarkposted 13 years ago

    New list with additions   :
    
    ·        BFF : Best Friend Farted
    ·        BTW : Bring The Wheelchair
    ·        BYOT : Bring Your Own Teeth
    ·        CBM : Covered By Medicare
    ·        CUATSC : See You At The Senior Center
    ·        DWI : Driving While Incontinent
    ·        FWB : Friend With Beta Blockers
    ·        FWIW : Forgot Where I Was
    ·        FYI : Found Your Insulin
    ·        GGPBL : Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    ·        GHA : Got Heartburn Again
    ·        HGBM : Had Good Bowel Movement
    ·        IMHO : Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    ·        LMDO : Laughing My Dentures Out
    ·        LOL : Living On Lipitor
    ·        LWO : Lawrence Welk's On!
    ·        OMMR : On My Massage Recliner
    ·        OMSG : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ·        ROFL... CGU : Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    ·        SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    ·        TTYL : Talk To You Louder
    ·        WAITT : Who Am I Talking To?
    ·        WTFA : Wet The Furniture Again
    ·        WTP : Where's The Prunes?
             WWNO : Walker Wheels Need Oil
             SGGPM: Sorry, Gotta Go Pooped MyselfNAD  need a carer
             WRD - where are you?
             WRUD - what are you doing?
             WRUDT - what are you doing tonight?
             WHST - Wanna have sex tonight?
             ATD : At The Doctor's

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    ralwusposted 13 years ago

    LWO : Lawrence Welk's On! : I resent that. I couldn't stand that show when I was a young pup. 'Cept for them there Lennon Sisters.

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       qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I remember 'em well ralwus...:
       Qwark

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    KCC Big Countryposted 13 years ago

    FCGU-Fallen, Can't Get up!
    TIBS-Think I broke something
    WIT-What is today?
    NRT-Need ride today

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       qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       KCC.
       I'll add the ones not on the list.
       I think the can't get up one is already there.
       it's christmas I'll accept this donation...:
       Qwark

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    Stacie Lposted 13 years ago

       
    
    that's so funny!
    I don't even text but I may start with this list!

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       qwarkposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ..it'll make life easier...lol :
       Qwark

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