Which forum poster do you think needs psychiatric help?

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   Uninvited Writerposted 13 years ago

   I won't name anyone, just have to say there are a few wacky doodles out there...

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      thirdmilleniumposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Good Lord, aren't you asking for trouble?

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      Mark Knowlesposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Wacky doodles would be an understatement. I do think simply posting in this forum is proof enough one needs psychiatric help.

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      lady_love158posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I wonder why you didn't get banned for this post or even why this post wasn't deleted? It's an obvious violation of the Hub Pages TOS, oh, I forgot you're a liberal right? Seems Hubpages has different rules for liberals.

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         Cagsilposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         If you see this thread as negative as your post seems to say it is, then I would say you need help. Serious help.
         
         It a joke. Duh! WOW! Some people.

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            lady_love158posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Uh yeah but Hubpages doesn't appreciate that kind of humor, myself, I couldn't care less, I was just wondering that's all especially since I was banned for 4 weeks.

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               Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Oooooo...
               
               Why were ya banned?
               
               
               Im not crazy ,Im just a little misunderstood

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                  lrohnerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  I'll take your "misunderstood" and raise ya four wacka doodle doos! Although I prefer to think of myself as "eccentric."

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                     mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     so, you don't have to brag about having 4 wackadoodles!  in fact, that is the root of all craziness!  your wackadoodles.  And when you consider that your wackadoodles are going to each have 8, well, you can just see how this entire thread is going to degenerate!  whoopee!  or "woot" in common, modern parlance!

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                        lrohnerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        Four wackadoodles having eight each... I knew it. Wackadoodles will soon rule the world! WOOT!

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                  lady_love158posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Who knows!! I can guarantee if I posted this thread, I'd be banned again!

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   wildernessposted 13 years ago

   I would have to say that probably that whacko Wilderness needs it the most...

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   klarawieckposted 13 years ago

   Just for the record, I blame my crazy behavior on the fact that I'm a musician. I am excused!

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      Abbasangelposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I wish I had such a good excuse!

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   IzzyMposted 13 years ago

   I definitely need psychiatric help!
   
   They have just banned all smoking in bars and public places here in Spain - except for those in prison or psychiatric units!
   So I reckon the local just needs to have enough nutters like me going in to be able to be re-classified as a psychiatric unit!

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      Uninvited Writerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Or you could commit a crime and get sent down

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         IzzyMposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Good point!
         
         Now...which crime shall I commit?

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            Uninvited Writerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Well, it depends on how bad your habit is and if they might eventually ban smoking in prison. You wouldn't want to be in for life and not be able to smoke.

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               IzzyMposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               This is very true! Spain has a history of saying one thing and doing another - and repealing or adding to new laws just after people were forced into paying a fortune to make adjustments for their new laws.
               Zapatero should have stuck to mending shoes!

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                  Toby Hansenposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  How did Madrid get by the EU on that one? Surely banning smoking infringes on the human rights of a smoker?
                  Yes... I admit that I smoke.

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                     IzzyMposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     I think the human rights people on the european parliament put the rights of the non-smoker higher than those of smokers.
                     
                     They keep pulling out figures of how many people have died from passive smoking.
                     
                     I think these figures are made up.
                     
                     How can you blame passive smoke, when cars,road transport, airoplanes and others are putting out noxious fumes all the time, and factories too emit all sorts of substances into the air?
                     
                     Does everyone who dies of lung cancer or heart disease have to have been affected by smoke from cigarettes when they were living?
                     
                     I think this is all just a giant experiment to see if deaths fall.
                     
                     When they don't, they'll still blame smokers for smoking in the street!

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                        kirstenblogposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        Izzy, I feel ya sister!
                        I do hope that if I ever make it to non-smoker status I do not wind up one of those smoker hating nutters! I do want to quit someday (just not today of course) but I do think that the car fumes and other pollutants out there carry as much blame as smoking. I have also read that current studies are disproving the danger of passive smoke being worse for you then first hand smoking. That never did make sense to me anyway! I mean by that logic everyone should smoke as it is less dangerous then if you accidentally breathe in smoke?!?!

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   Mishaposted 13 years ago

   All of us Susan, all of us

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   Several Ninjasposted 13 years ago

   only the permanently banned ones.

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   Randy Godwinposted 13 years ago

   Snakes in the head?

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   evvy_09posted 13 years ago

   I've been banned from all psychiatrist in a 100 mile radius.  So y'all are stuck with me the way I am

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   Extinct Soulposted 13 years ago

   I think all writers needs psychiatric help.
   Psychiatric interviews were fun, it could give you a lot of idea for your next hub...

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    Cagsilposted 13 years ago

    Too many

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    Jane@CMposted 13 years ago

    Me, Me, Me!

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    Toby Hansenposted 13 years ago

    That Toby Hansen not only needs psychiatric help, I know for a fact that she sees both a psychiatrist and and psychologist regularly! :

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    donotfearposted 13 years ago

    Hahahah!
    

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    Oh! there are just so many, it would be impossible . . . let me catch my breath *puts hand on chest*  First of all, I would just like to say that SoftCornHippo is so wacky and crazy none of you could ever believe just how important to the wackos she is, but she never comes in the forums, for some weird reason.  Then there's Shadesbreath, who has been trying to break away from us and still, can't manage on his own!  Then, there's, well, I hate to say it but, Lorlie, the elite wacko, needs some help, of some kind, but maybe not exactly psych.  (Psych)  IrishObserver, Mark Knowles, Pft - everybody elses' names just, oh, yes, there's Camlo and that Lyrics person -  basically all of us need help for venturing and then staying onthis realm of hubberwacko threadness - just want to say HmrJmr, when he is not healing our wackiness, can get kind of, you know, with his slim jims and all.  Anybody who says they are not in dire need of psych help here are just deluded, and I have much compassion for their lot!  I really do.
    
    AND  I say all this with love, OF COURSE!

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       Randy Godwinposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Nice qualifying post, Mega!

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          oh, yeah, did I forget?  ME!  I need it, help! badly I am needing psych help.  Or just gifeme your meds, all of them, and I'll be quiet.  at least until next lifetime.  muwahhhhahahaha!

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             Randy Godwinposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Not me, I'm normal.

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    barryrutherfordposted 13 years ago

    things are bad when a psychiatrist does not want to listen to you

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    Abbasangelposted 13 years ago

    Me! I need psych help... Will you pay for it?!

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    IzzyMposted 13 years ago

    The thing about smoking in bars too is that smokers drink a lot more than non-smokers.
    
    Trust me, I know I'm a smoker who used to run a bar.
    
    Now and again we'd put on entertainment and there were always those moany faces who complained about the smoke, resulting in us having to put on expensive extraction fans to straighten their faces.
    
    Then they'd sit their all night stretching out one half-lager...
    
    This is going to kill the bar trade here in Spain, making already poor people even poorer.

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    kirstenblogposted 13 years ago

    Izzy this has happened here in the UK, the pubs now searve more food then they did before to compensate for loss of earnings. I guess if you cannot smoke while drinking you will eat instead
    It should be really helpful for the growing obesity problem

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    IzzyMposted 13 years ago

    So bars have had to turned into restaurants to stay afloat? That is those who haven't already gone under.
    You are right - too much of anything is a bad thing, and food is certainly no exception.
    I hate going a night out in the UK, and now Spain is going the same way.
    The other worry is that there has been a growing trend over the use of date rape drugs here in Spain.
    Now it will be even easier for the perpetrators to drug their intended victim, who has left her drink unattended to go out for a smoke.
    Guys are targetted too of course. The ultimate motive is robbery.

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    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    Though not us regular of a poster in foroums...as I was in the past. I'm pretty sure I do...and all the voices in my head took a vote and...said it was time to 'fess up!

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    Daniel Carterposted 13 years ago

    All of us need help! (Me, myself and I.)

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    habeeposted 13 years ago

    Randy Godwin. DEFINITELY Randy Godwin! He contributed generously to the delinquencies of two minors. As a result, I now need psychiatric help! lol

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       Randy Godwinposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I keep telling you, I was not responsible for your delinquencies.
       You were already corrupted when I met you.  You must take responsibility for your own shortcomings. The first step in becoming enlightened.

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          habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I was just an innocent child. You perverted me...and my best friend! lol

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             Randy Godwinposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             You two were "preverted" long before I met you!

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                habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                But isn't that why you used to love us?? You have to admit that you, ummm...ENHANCED our "perversions."

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                   Randy Godwinposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I was just an ordinary guy who was taken advantage of by two unscrupulous females.

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    Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

    Anyone who constantly sees left-wing conspiracies.

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       habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       OR right-wing conspiracies!

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          Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I don't think you got the joke...

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             habeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I got it. Just adding my own. lol

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    Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

    Psst is that the blue or pink pills  
    
    Wackadoo wackadoo wackadah...
    
    
    This thread will not degenerate ,but alas if it does ,inject a shot of cortisone forthwith and it will right as rain again

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