The Ultimate Act of Narcissism

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  1. imadork profile image72
    imadorkposted 15 years ago

    I have been known to think too highly of myself.  I post hubs about me, my comments and the fact that I would like to be the leader of a cult.  I have also typed "imadork" in hubpages search and realized I wanted more hubs to come up.  So I tagged a few of my hubs with "imadork". 

    Now I have sunk to a new low -- I have now become a fan of myself.  Yup, I clicked on an "imadork" tag and joined the fan club!

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    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      loser.

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  2. Christoph Reilly profile image69
    Christoph Reillyposted 15 years ago

    Did somebody say "cult?"

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  3. imadork profile image72
    imadorkposted 15 years ago

    GT:  I'm not a loser, you're the loser!  So there!!!

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    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I just noticed Amy G has been here six weeks and technically she has passed you on the fan count since you cheated

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      1. imadork profile image72
        imadorkposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        I didn't become an actual fan of me.  I joined the fan club of the "imadork" tag.  Can't you read?!?! 

        I don't have that many fans because I don't whore myself out to anyone on Hubpages.  If I indiscriminately became the fan of just any hubber in hopes of a little reciprocation, then I would have a bunch of fans too.

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        1. goldentoad profile image59
          goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          you said you became a fan of yourself, and you are a whore, an attention whore

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  4. imadork profile image72
    imadorkposted 15 years ago

    GT -- BTW, love the Travis Bickle pic!!!  Taxi Driver kicks ass!!!!!

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    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Fuck yeah it does, a nice little drive with a psycho, hop on in dork, we'll go scare someone

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    Amy Gposted 15 years ago

    WHUT?  I did WHAT?

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    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      you passed dork on the fan count and he even cheated

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    Amy Gposted 15 years ago

    What fan count?  Was I asleep for something?....I better lay off the sauce.

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  7. profile image0
    Amy Gposted 15 years ago

    Ahhh... MY fan count....

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  8. profile image0
    Amy Gposted 15 years ago

    lol!  I don't know where they came from... am I a real bitch if I don't respond to or read hubs of some of them right quick?

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    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      nope, read at your own pace, it only helps to let you know the activity

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    Amy Gposted 15 years ago

    I'm an attention whore.  I just streaked my block because the neighbor's party is louder than my last party... wink

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  10. gwendymom profile image67
    gwendymomposted 15 years ago

    Dang Amy, streaking, fighting ghosts and whoring all in one night, You are a busy bee.

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    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      she even smoked some weed earlier and that didn't slow her down

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    Amy Gposted 15 years ago

    I know...I'm getting exhausted!

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  12. Christoph Reilly profile image69
    Christoph Reillyposted 15 years ago

    Now Amy know how to have fun.  We used to have fun, Gwendy.

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    Amy Gposted 15 years ago

    I refueled.  You remember my run to the store, don't you? 
    I gotta go fight with my spouse right now.  He picked one, and I'm a bitch.  Talk to you all tomorrow.  (Or later, if I knock him out early.)
    Ciao.

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  14. imadork profile image72
    imadorkposted 15 years ago

    When I see that someone became my fan, I look at their hubtivity.  If they have a buttload of fan requests all in a row I don't even bother reading their hubs.  I shun them like the scum that they are!!!!

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    1. goldentoad profile image59
      goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I don't think you read anyone's hubs but your own

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      1. imadork profile image72
        imadorkposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        I would read yours but your wife made you erase them.

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        1. goldentoad profile image59
          goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          hardyharhar, I could post them all again for you, only for you though, but I know you wouldn't bother, since none include the tag imadork

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        2. goldentoad profile image59
          goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this
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  15. Florida Keys profile image67
    Florida Keysposted 15 years ago

    That was just the early part of the night...and she's been over at my place tellin me her fantasies!!!

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    Amy Gposted 15 years ago

    Hellz Ya!

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  17. gwendymom profile image67
    gwendymomposted 15 years ago

    We can still have fun CR. What you got in mind?

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  18. Christoph Reilly profile image69
    Christoph Reillyposted 15 years ago

    Nothing in particular, Gwendy.

    Imadork:  Sure, lots of people do that.  Or at least some discerning people.  If I see any of them doing it I make sure to quit their fan club.

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    1. imadork profile image72
      imadorkposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you CR.  Nice to know that I'm not the only hubber with morals.  roll

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      1. goldentoad profile image59
        goldentoadposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        you can't do anything to prevent people from becoming a fan...nice try on the morality card

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        1. Christoph Reilly profile image69
          Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          You meant to write "can't," didn't you?   Errr....never mind.

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        2. imadork profile image72
          imadorkposted 15 years agoin reply to this

          CR was talking about quitting their fan club -- not having them quit his.

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  19. gwendymom profile image67
    gwendymomposted 15 years ago

    CR, I know you got some ideas in that brilliant head of yours. Don't be shy.

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    1. Christoph Reilly profile image69
      Christoph Reillyposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      No.  I don't.  Nothing specific.  You?

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  20. gwendymom profile image67
    gwendymomposted 15 years ago

    No. nothing right now. I am heavily medicated at this time and anything I said wouldn't make any sense anyway.

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