Rumored Humpty Dumpty Movie in the works

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   In recent news, there's rumors of a possible Humpty Dumpty movie on the horizon.  Now, before you all start thinking this will be anything like the kid's story.  From my sources, it says the movie that's in the works is actually more along the lines of a...HORROR STORY?!?  Yes, according to the synopsis I read, it's basically about these two back wood country hicks, the Brakk brothers, whom live out in the middle of a deserted swamp area.  They find some female alien scientists collecting plant samples.  However, they decide kidnap her and make her into their....well...lets just say they abuse her a lot if you catch my drift.  After being tortured and abused by these hicks for a while, she manages to escape barely alive.  However, the constant sexual abuse she endured from them left her pregnant with a alien/human hybrid, which she dies giving birth to.  However, the alien boy, Humpty Dumpty, isn't too happy about what those country boys did to his mom.  Now, Humpty Dumpty goes after them with a vengeance!  What are your thoughts on this possible interpretation of Humpty Dumpty?  By the way, it's supposed to be in 3d too if it's made.

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      KristenGraceposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Haha, I don't know. I'm always up for a horror movie.

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         Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Same here. Im not sure if I like the premise to be honest with you, as it sounds like a bad B-movie.  However, it should be a lot of fun to watch if it does get made. 

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   Uninvited Writerposted 13 years ago

   Are you just making these up?

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      UW, everything I post in regards to movies are ALWAYS based on reliable sources.  I never make anything up when it comes to movies or anything involving the entertainment industry. I would appreciate it if you never asked me that question again, as it's kind of insulting.  Sorry, but I'm just saying.  Thanks.

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         KristenGraceposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I've seen worse movies, I'm sure.

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   Uninvited Writerposted 13 years ago

   Sorry, I was joking, no offense intended...
   
   Hollywood really is running out of good ideas. I meant that you would think these are made up...not real ideas.

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh okay.  Sorry, I didn't mean to over react there. I misunderstood your joke. I guess i still need to work on my humor a bit more. However, I do agree with you. it does seem kind of sad, as you'd think they could come up with something better than this.

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   Jewelsposted 13 years ago

   I'm sure it will make for riveting viewing!

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, I'm sure it will. Although scientifically speaking, I'm very surprised the alien woman's genetics are compatible enough with humans to give birth to a baby from them.  I mean one would think it would be genetically impossible, but what do i know.

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         Jewelsposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         

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   brimancandyposted 13 years ago

   I did hear about the Humpty Dumpty movie. But, not as you describe it. But, either way, I wouldn't pay to see it. I think using that title for what you describe isn't going to go over well with people who might care about the original story. But, it's all pretty lame if you ask me.
   
   Another dumb one coming out is the "Lone Ranger". These movies prove once again that Hollywood only wants to cash in on what people know, instead of creating something fresh and original.
   
   I'll bet the next one will be an all black version of "leave it to Beaver." There was also supposed to be a Gilligan's Island movie with Leslie Neilson as Mr. Howel, with Jim Carrey as Gilligan. But, the movie never came out. I would have liked to have seen that.

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, I don't disagree with you there on your assessment.  However, I didn't know about the "Gilligan's Island" movie, as i would've loved to have seen him take on the role of Gilligan.  that would've been hilarious.

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   brimancandyposted 13 years ago

   I just did some checking on google for the Gilligan's Island Movie, and found out that there is a totally different version coming out with Tracy Morgan and Jack Black. Where Jack Black might play the Skipper? But, this sounds like absolute sexist crap.
   
   Tracy Morgan will be playing the professor, and it appears that all he wants to do is "Get With" Ginger and Mary Ann. It even appears that the Skipper might even have an interest in Lovey. The only original plot is Mary Ann's interest in Gilligan. And, something about talking dolphins that they try to use to get rescued?
   
   Who comes up with this crap?

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Are you freaking serious?  I hope that movie gets canceled then as Tracy Morgan has no business being the professor.  Don't get me wrong, I understand they might be trying to be politically correct by incorporating a minority into the series.  However, it shouldn't come at the expense of who the character is.  sheesh.  personally, i would rather see the guy who played reed richards in the fantastic four movies as the professor, as i think he would do a great job.  as for jack black, i can see him as the skipper.  however, if tracy morgan is casted as the professor then im going to pass on this one.

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         brimancandyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I did some more checking, and there are dozens of different sites claiming that various actors are involved in the new Gilligan's Island movie. The original one that I heard was that Leslie Nielson and Betty White were going to be Mr. and Mrs. Howell, and that Adam Sandler may have replace Carrey as Gilligan, and John Goodman was going to be the skipper.
         
         The Whole Jack Black thing is a new idea, as the other seems to have vanished into thin air. Yet, there is still talk on various Island fan sites of all kinds of versions of what Gilligan's Island might be. But, the Jack Black version was the only one I saw that had an entire cast assembled waiting to begin production. I'll have to look it up on RT. And, check again.

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            Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh okay.  Well anything is possible I guess these days.  Did you hear about the remake of "Annie" they're working on right now?  Supposedly, Will Smith is campaigning to have his daughter, Willow, star in the iconic role.  Can you believe that?  Oh well, it wouldn't be the first time he had one of his kids star in a remake of a movie. 

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   Rafiniposted 13 years ago

    
   
   Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
   Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
   All the kings horses and all the Kings men
   Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty & His Mother together again
   
   
   fer real? 
   
   I'll pass.

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yeah, im with you Rafini.  If I do see it, i'll wait for the dvd or when it comes on tv. this just sounds stupid to me. 

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   Peter Hogganposted 13 years ago

   Q. What did Humpty Dumpty say when his wife fell of the wall?
   
   A. I can see your crack!

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

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         JASON NICHOLSposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         HEY STEVENNIX2001.
         
         I think so i know what the ending will be like.....
         
         After Humpty Dumpty finds out all of that he goes to take revenge. He finds the 2 brothers parting in that deserted swamp area with only beers. He thinks of an idea to scare them, So Humpty Dumpty goes and hides below their bed. When these 2 brothers finish partying they are fully drunk and they decide to go to bed.
         When the brothers lie down in their bed. Humpty Dumpty starts making scary noises and comes out of the bed with big eyes. As the two brothers were drunk and they did not have anything to eat at their party. They thought Humpty Dumpty as a egg!!!
         These brothers started chasing Humpty with a gun in each hand and a bag on their back. Poor Humpty's plans to take revenge on the brothers failed. Now it was not Humpty's time to take revenge it was the brothers time.
         The Brothers were on a wild goose chase to catch the running egg to make an omlet and eat it. But this time it was really a wild GOOSE EGG chase. Humpty found a bike in the brothers barn and sat on it and took off. The brothers also took a bike and started chasing humpty.
         Finally they reached a city. Still the chase was on and this time the brothers started shooting bullets at Humpty.  An old woman saw this and she phoned the cops to tell them that a REALLY BIG FAT HEADDED was in town.
         Then after some time the cops too joined the brothers to catch Humpty. Poor Humpty was out of fuel. So he stopped the bike and ran to save his life. The cops and the brothers were right behind Humpty. "HERE COMES THE INTRESTING PART!"
         While running Humpty reached a dead end end and there was a wall. To escape he had to climbe the wall. So humpty started climbing the wall. The cops and the brothers surrounding humpty from both sides of the wall. And when Humpty tried to jump off the wall......
         
         Humpty Dumpty ran off the wall
         Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
         All the kings horses and all the Kings men,  "All the police car's, Choppers and the Police men and Brakk brothers"
         Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.
         
         
         NOW YOU ALL MUST BE THINKING WHAT HAPPENED TO HUMPTY....
         Well, Heres what happened.......
         
         
         Nobody could put Humpty back again so the brothers just did what they could do. The brothers opened their bag. In the bag was utensils, Camping materials, Etc. The brother's set a camp near the place where Humpty fell down. The brothers then started taking Humptys pieces and fried them until the omlet was not ready. After the omlet was ready, The brothers invited the cops for the dinner. And then all sat together eating Humpty, laughing and enjoing the meal.
         
         SUMMARY: 1) All's well that end's well.
                              2) Eat Humpty and go back to sleep.
         
         
         I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE STORY HUBBERS! THIS WAS JUST A LITTLE IMAGINATION OF MINE.

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            Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Great story jason.

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               JASON NICHOLSposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Thanks Steven! 

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   optimus grimlockposted 13 years ago

   sounds more like the hills have alien eyes!!!! I would watch this movie because it sounds like crazy fun!!!

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah it sounds like a funny movie. I might watch this when it comes out on basic cable, but I know if i'd see this in a movie theater though. 

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