Good,funny and romantic pick-up lines..

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   theseusposted 13 years ago

   Hi gals & guys..Valentines Day is right around the corner..
   Post any pick-up line (conversation style) that you think is good, funny or romantic..
   
   I'll start:
   
   You: "Can you give me directions?
   Boy/Girl: Where?
   You: To your heart?"
   
   You: "Excuse me, are you a dictionary?
   Girl/Boy: Why?
   You: Because you give meaning to my life."

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      Earl Noah Bernsbyposted 10 years agoin reply to this

      "Pardon me Miss, but - Do you have change for $1 million?"

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         Beth37posted 10 years agoin reply to this

         So are you trying to date her or just take her money... oh... is it cause she looks like a million bucks. Well that one would be wasted on me, Im obviously not smart enough to catch on before you'd shake your head and walk away.

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   Liam Hannanposted 13 years ago

   "Exscuse me miss, do you know what material this jacket is?"
   
   ...
   
   "That's right; boyfriend material"

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   No Wonder You Guys Can Only Talk About It!!
   
   Those are Direculous Intros....
   
   I'll dedicate this one to You two....
   
   "I see that you are lost when it comes to talking to someone of the opposite sex"
   
   "Out of Pity... I'd Like To Help You Out"
   
   
   
   
   
   "Which Way Did You Come In?"

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   Bronson_Hubposted 13 years ago

   My name is Bronson, and I'm a Hubaholic.
   
   So... your hub or mine?

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      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

           I love it!

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      Beth37posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      haha

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   Jeff Berndtposted 13 years ago

   There are no romantic pickup lines.
   
   There are clever ones, funny ones, pathetic ones, original ones, cliched ones, but no romantic ones.

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      Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      AND..... Clubs!! 

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      Denise Handlonposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      And so...??? Mr Berndt, when are you going to show us your stuff!  Are you Mr Romantic?  We're all eyes on you now,

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         theseusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         count me in..

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   livewithrichardposted 13 years ago

   I hope those tears arn't over a guy. If they are then he wasn't right for you. The right guy will never make you cry.

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

     That's sad Rich!

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   "Mr. Happy says hi."

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   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   “Are those real?”

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      Travis_S_Musicposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Haha, that reminds me of when I stayed with my fiancee for christmas. Her little brother said "Kiss each other!" So we did and he got close and said "Is it real?!" xD

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         theseusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         OMG..

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    readytoescapeposted 13 years ago

    Boy intentionally bumps into girl, he apologizes saying,
    
    “Oh I’m sorry,” looking into her eyes with an astounded expression, “I didn’t know angels flew this close to the ground.”
    
    Corny but it works.

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    knolyourselfposted 13 years ago

    Heard this one somewhere: At a bar, woman meets man. She says, "What's your name?" He says, "Joe". She says, "I got your name tattooed on my ass". They go to her place and she undresses. Tattooed on her ass is "Your Name".

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    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    If you are one of the booger, I am sure I will pick you first! (YUCK LOL)

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    Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

    "Oh Wow!" She Looks Confused... "You Look Just Like Your Mum!"
    ___________________________________
    
    
    Tell Me that doesn't work!

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    theseusposted 13 years ago

    Hi all, Happy Valentines!!
    
    Liam Hannan:suave lines to use on a girl.
    Pearldiver: Mastered the craft:D
    Bronson_Hub: smooth move.
    Jeff Berndt: someday I hope that you can think of something romantic to say your special someone;
    livewithrichard:I totally agree;
    paradigmsearch: charming moves that still work
    readytoescape: it sure did worked on me..once..
    knolyourself:, this post surely lifted my spirit today, thank's.
    prettydarkhorse:
    
    To everyone: Thank's for posting.

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    cheaptrickposted 13 years ago

    I was waiting for a trolley when an attractive women made eye contact as she passed buy.With out thinking I said
    "Excuse me madam,I'm homeless and was wondering if you could spare two hundred thousand dollars so I can buy a condo"?
    We still see each other and have become very good friends...no,she didn't give me the two hundred thou...

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       theseusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh,that's such a cute story..I hope that what the two of you have will last for a long,long,long, time..I'm such a believer of happy-endings.Happy Valentines.
       God bless you.

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       Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I'm pretty sure that the thread was meant to PICK UP - Not STICKUP Lines
       
       Wouldn't it have been better to have waited until she had passed Sell instead of Buy?  
       You could have pretended that you were Special
       
       
       @PDH..... That would be cruel!!!
       Especially if they didn't look the 2nd time
       Hope your day was a good one!

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          prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          No, I will smile of course,,after saying it....
          Happy V Day PD, I am fine, hope your day is good too!

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             Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Well you have a really good day PDH... It was Valentine's Day here Yesterday
             
             I so want to change to a Northern Time Zone... It's Seriously Not True that Kiwis are premature at everything!!

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                prettydarkhorseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                of course you are not. Is it fall already there??

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                   Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Yep... but I'm Still Standing Maita!
                   
                   Hope you had a good day mate!

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          cheaptrickposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Hello pd.I see you still havent shaken your obsession for sticking it to me.Your comments Are amusing in a childish sort of way.Have you been"Diving for pearls of wisdom"lately?You really Should try to get off that Island one day.There's a Whole Big world out there.Who Knows,you might actually learn something.
          Here's a propasition,How about you Ignore my comments and Ill continue to Ignore yours:)

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             Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Hahaha... How Cheap... Trick!
             
             You must really try to learn to hide those insecurities far better when you are around Scorpios
             
             As someone on an island who has had to learn that big world stuff.. from visiting seagulls and ship wrecked sailors... let me share some of that knowledge with you for free Cheap!
             
             I am told that if one sits continuously through time on the side of a boat, holding onto their tackle... They Will Not Avoid Piles.. and ever possible side effect of them!
             
             Judging by your well wishes... clearly, you have found out that the need for new undies is one of the side effects of your disorder
             
             Thanks for sailing away Cheap!

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                cheaptrickposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                OK Peni...I mean Pearl Diver,Lets play.You blather on and on in your childish attempts at displaying your Self proclaimed Wisdom"I will not suffer a fool".At least say something original rather than riping of what Someone else has said many many times before.You keep trying to stick the"Insecurities"barb in but it doesn't work.The hallmark of a small mind is personal attack...which is something you Excel at.I keep asking my self why I keep responding to such an immature clearly emotionally stunted young man?...or should I say Boy?I wish I had the time to Live at my screen the way you do however a website is a small part of my world.Doe's it Feel Good to project your self as an all knowing wise man as you bully others from the safety of your[must be]parents basement.I offered a flag of truce but in your infantile mind you reject it.I'll be happy to trade insults until one of us gets banned.For me it doesnt matter...I'm betting it would be a disaster in your golf ball sized reality:)

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    prettydarkhorseposted 13 years ago

    pick up line -- I have never done this, but maybe I will do this one time. When you like to know a guys name then you look at them in the eyes and when they look at you (they will feel conscious cos you have been looking at them, make it obvious that you have been looking at them and when they look at you, shift your eyes to another directions, maybe do these twice or more), then finally tell them "What are you looking at?" Maybe it is effective.

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    I've had great success with..
    
    "Hi"

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       theseusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That's what I call..confidence..

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    see my card to everyone in the other Happy Valentine's Day Everybody, thread!  It says it all.

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    tritrainposted 13 years ago

    My favorite cheesy line is "If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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       theseusposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Tried saying it to a girl? Did it worked?

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          tritrainposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I use it on my girlfriend all the time. 

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    TheJmanposted 13 years ago

    this one goes in the funny column... and it needs to be said with a cute accent and very quickly!
    
    
    drum roll please!!
    
    "Hey baby.. what's happening? lets groove!

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    Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

    One line that often worked for a friend of mine...
    
    "The only difference between me and all these other guys is that I go down"
    
    You might be surprised at the number of times that worked... and how fast the results were evident

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       TheJmanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       yea, but the reason that works is more the fact that it takes confidence to say that to a girl and that's whats the girl picks up on

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          Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          but you are forgetting the source of this confidence
          
          

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    tritrainposted 13 years ago

    

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    manlypoetrymanposted 13 years ago

    Here's one for us 'ol timers...'xcuse me darling but as soon as I looked into your eyes...I forgot what line I was going to use
    
    (course I'd get into trouble from my wife if I ever used that one... )

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       Pearldiverposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Clearly She doesn't like it when you repeat yourself!

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    Beth37posted 11 years ago

    Did you ever notice women don't really have pick up lines? Can you imagine how simple they would be?
    "Hi, Im a female and I'm willing to sleep with you." lol

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    Bill Yovinoposted 10 years ago

    You had me at "Please go way!"

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    bvhproposted 10 years ago

    I love it!

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