What would you rather do that see Charlie Sheen give a lecture?

1. 80

   Uninvited Writerposted 13 years ago

   Come on, there must be so much more to do.
   I for one would rather clean my toilet...

   replyreport
2. 71

   Cagsilposted 13 years ago

   I'd rather stand in a corner and bang my head between two walls, before I would give Charlie Sheen the time of day, much less listen to him give a lecture.

   replyreport
3. 70

   tritrainposted 13 years ago

   I'd rather take a nice nap.

   replyreport
4. 0

   Motown2Chitownposted 13 years ago

   Shove burning skewers under my fingernails...or, well, pretty much anything.

   replyreport
   1. 81

      writinginalaskaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      

      replyreport
5. 60

   paradigmsearchposted 13 years ago

   Poor Charlie… He should just get the hell out of Dodge and listen to absolutely no media or other communication sources for two weeks.

   replyreport
6. 61

   Ron Montgomeryposted 13 years ago

   Listen to a LaLo lecture...
   
   OK, that's exaggerating.

   replyreport
7. 81

   writinginalaskaposted 13 years ago

   i'd rather:  count ceiling tiles, pick up dog poop, listen to really bad rap (which i hate) drive in LA traffic at rush hour, have a nice grope by a TSA agent, poke my eyes out, but wait,  it doesn't have to be all bad things does it???   I'd rather: go on a nice vacation, make mine warm and sunny on a beautiful beach, ride horses endlessly, listen to Diane Krall live in concert,  eat my favorite foods mostly having to do with chocolate or seafood...... hug a cuddly little kitten,  make love to my sweetie,  you see my point??   Anything,  ANYTHING would be better than giving that druggie/trainwreck/has been/ even ONE SECOND of my time.  Enf said!

   replyreport
   1. 0

      Motown2Chitownposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        GREAT list!

      replyreport
8. 80

   Uninvited Writerposted 13 years ago

   Come on, you all wanted to throw away $75 on a ticket

   replyreport
   1. 79

      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      The hundred looks good on you UW, I hope it hangs in longer than my last one did!

      replyreport
9. 79

   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   At 75 bucks it's a better deal than some of the others I have seen out there. At least we could find out how in hell such a dill has been getting a quintillion dollars an episode to play a dill.

   replyreport
   1. 60

      duffsmomposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Must be his "adonis DNA!"

      replyreport
10. 61

    Jim Hunterposted 13 years ago

    I would rather read another "I'm leaving hubpages and never coming back because someone was mean to me" thread.
    
    I like those.
    
    But they always come back.

    replyreport
    1. 80

       Uninvited Writerposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Tou really have to get over your obsession with Ryan

       replyreport
       1. 61

          Jim Hunterposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Who's Ryan?

          replyreport
11. 61

    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ...i decided to not hook up cable for awhile....i'm missing out on what's going on in the world.... 

    replyreport
12. 0

    Revive@OwnRiskposted 13 years ago

    I'd rather watch him appear before Judge Judy and see what she has to lecture him about. Then I'd like her yacht to be auctioned off for charitable causes. Like the "Educate Charley's Children So They Won't Do Drugs" Public Service Fund.
    
    

    replyreport
13. 60

    duffsmomposted 13 years ago

    I'd rather go to the dentist then see Charlie Sheen or even read about in the news---and I hate going to the dentist.

    replyreport