Dumbest pick up lines.

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   Daffy Duckposted 12 years ago

   I watched TMZ and heard some really stupid lines.
   
   "Would you care to catch an early breakfast with me?"
   
   How do you like your eggs....scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?"
   
   What is the dumbest pick up line you ever heard?

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   Reality Bytesposted 12 years ago

   "If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me."
   
   Guy asks a girl the time, after she tells him he says  "My friend here told me that a beautiful girl like you would not give me the time of day"

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   Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

   the names bond...james bond.
   
   excuse me, I don't mean to come between you two ladies...or did i? 

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      Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         

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   Greg Sageposted 12 years ago

   No joke.
   
   I once had a woman walk up to me, grab the back of my collar, and look at the tag.  When I asked what she was doing, she said "Just wanted to see if you were made in Heaven."

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      Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Are you sure it wasn't a tranny? 

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   SandyMcCollumposted 12 years ago

   How are you doing?
   
   Fine.
   
   I didn't ask how you look, I asked how are you doing...
   
   Stupid.

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      Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      You got that right!

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   Cardisaposted 12 years ago

   I find these pick up lines really funny especially the one Greg posted.

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      Greg Sageposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Oddly enough, she happened to be selling something.
      
      I'm sure it was unrelated to her sudden infatuation with me, however.  Poor girl couldn't help it.

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         Cardisaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Really brave girl. I've never developed the courage to approach a guy.

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            Cardisaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            I just tried that on my fiance.....he looked puzzled and shook his head when he realized what I was doing.

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   sassyk73posted 12 years ago

   You must be a ticket because you got fine written all over you

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   Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

   Are you a thief?  Because you took my breath away the moment I laid eyes on  you.

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      LuisEGonzalezposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Don't know about you..but I like this one, maybe I'll try it

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   DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years ago

   "Nice dress...it would look even better lying crumpled on my bedroom floor."

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    are you tired?  you've running around my dreams all night long.

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    sassyk73posted 12 years ago

    Lol....I saw my brother-in-law pull out a little sheet of paper and go up to this girl and say....If I beat you in a game of tic tac toe...you will have to give me your phone number.
    
    It worked! He got her number. Hubby and I just shook our heads.

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       Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       This is the best one by far.  I don't mean bad, I just can't believe it.  Good for him.

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    thighhighchickposted 12 years ago

    I think I better call GOD one of his angels is standing in front of me
    
    
    Ugh...

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    Stevennix2001posted 12 years ago

    Are you from Tennessee?  Because your the only ten that I see.  

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       sassyk73posted 12 years agoin reply to this

       Lol...I just tried this one with hubby and he finished my sentence......I think he may have used this one back in the day....lol

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    bellawritter23posted 12 years ago

    "If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer."
    
    all of these are too funny!!

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 12 years ago

    OK..keep them coming I'm taking notes...you never know...

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    Bill Manningposted 12 years ago

    "Is that Windex on you,,, because I can see myself in your pants,,," 

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       Arlene V. Pomaposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       I'm celebrating my wedding anniversary today.  After reading all your comments, I am glad I am married and not sitting at the bar with one of those sweet drinks.  The ones decorated with a colorful paper umbrella.

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       Daffy Duckposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 12 years ago

    Here's one which my friend used about three months ago on this stunning girl who was sitting next to us at Hooters:  "You know wearing that is illegal"   to which she said  "what.. this dress?"  To which he answered  "no the dress is fine, it's that body that concerns me"
    
    It actually worked..they've been going out since then!
    Darned..no wonder I took up drinking! 

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years ago

    Only in South Carolina...
    
    If I had a swing like that in my backyard, I wouldn't get off of it all day long!

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       LuisEGonzalezposted 12 years agoin reply to this

        

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       Greg Sageposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       That ain't half bad, actually.
       
       

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years ago

    Said to me and my best friend as we walked down Ocean Blvd. in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina!  And no, it didn't work!
    
    Perhaps it was the redneck delivery...

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    Greg Sageposted 12 years ago

    It'll work on my baby.
    
    She's proud of her "assets."

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    DIYweddingplannerposted 12 years ago

    We did get a huge laugh out of, so I guess that's good for something!

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    4tuneposted 12 years ago

    I just broke up with my girlfriend I am so pissed! I hate her! That b*tch! blah blah blah.. "hey you wanna go out with me?"

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    Arlene V. Pomaposted 12 years ago

    While I was sitting alone at a table in a very crowded restaurant and leaning against the edge of the table, a guy comes by me whispers in my ear,  "I would love to be that table supporting that breast."
    
    Puulllllease.

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