Write a greeting card

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  1. lovelypaper profile image59
    lovelypaperposted 12 years ago

    I once tried my hand at writing greeting cards. Let's see what you got.

    1. paradigmsearch profile image60
      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Jury Summons!

      Effective immediately. All your civil rights are forfeit until we say otherwise.

      Have a nice day.

    2. paradigmsearch profile image60
      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Our records indicate that you still owe...

    3. paradigmsearch profile image60
      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      We have been advised that you have had recent contact with a person by the street name of “Bambi”. Please contact us immediately.

      Sincerely,

      HHS

    4. paradigmsearch profile image60
      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Roses have thorns.
      Violets are poisonous.
      I'm thinking of you,
      So there you go.

    5. paradigmsearch profile image60
      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      There was a young woman from Boston Mass.
      Same as you, I hated her ass.
      Sign the damn divorce papers.
      Or I will kill you.

  2. goldenpath profile image67
    goldenpathposted 12 years ago

    When you care enough to send the very best - send an eviction notice!

    We haven't seen you in a while and wanted to send you something from the heart.  Your cubicle has been outsourced and the pink slip is in your mailbox.

    We thought we'd appeal to your redneck heritage and offer a proposed epitaph for your headstone.  "There shall be no wine - before turpentine!"

    So you survived the Missouri River Flood in 2011.  I'm surprised the river didn't take you but I guess the Missouri doesn't accept whales.

  3. Lisa HW profile image62
    Lisa HWposted 12 years ago

    My "offering" here would be one, all-purpose, card to send whenever a card was required:

    "Rose are red.
    Violets are Blue.
    Happy 'Whatever-the-Event-Is'
    to You."

    (OK, so the cringe-evoking "roses are red.." thing isn't very original.  It does seem come in handy for an all-purpose card, though, doesn't it...)   smile

  4. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

    I feel another hub coming on... lol

    Edit: Nope. Research says not feasible. Oh, well...smile

  5. paradigmsearch profile image60
    paradigmsearchposted 12 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/5490890_f520.jpg

  6. AdeleCosgroveBray profile image88
    AdeleCosgroveBrayposted 12 years ago

    Hi!


    (Was that a bit too brief, perhaps?!!)

 
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