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   MangoGirlposted 14 years ago

   You're not gonna die! Call an ambulance.

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   that aint funny

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   MangoGirlposted 14 years ago

   Look, if you die today, you'll regret it tomorrow! I know. I've been there.

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Jeez, what next

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      MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      We really need your talent here, Cindy. Tell him something!

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         lbtraderposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I'm not sure what kind of advice that is since we don't know that you have any talent since you haven't posted anything except on forums...

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   Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

   Come on people, the guy just joined to get you going...

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      badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Agreed !!

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   badcompany99posted 14 years ago

   Look at the name jayking as in possibly joking, why would someone join hubs to post that when there are so many suicide sites. I just think this is a sick prank !

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      MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Keen sight, Captain Sparrow.

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         badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Its a sicko Mango so dont go worrying ok, the net attracts them so you stop worrying ok.

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            MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Ok. Stopped short.

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   Exactly, but you know what, it isn't funny and I ain't laughing and I ain't biting

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      MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      If you were biting noone would apply for your ad.

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   Onusonusposted 14 years ago

   Eat a bunch of charcoal

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      MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Don't do it! It tastes awful.

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   spiderpamposted 14 years ago

   911 and prayer.

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      MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Just keeping the post alive... though, he's probably already dead.

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    lisafwg01posted 14 years ago

    I'll take "bullshit" for $1000, Alex.

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    badcompany99posted 14 years ago

    Oh for godsake can nobody else see they are both bloody fakes including Mango !

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    MangoGirlposted 14 years ago

    I'm not gonna say anything... just because i use these forums like anybody else... ahhhh.........

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    badcompany99posted 14 years ago

    Byeeee miss you already, take yer fake gf with ya and dont forget to close the door behind ya !

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    MangoGirlposted 14 years ago

    Jasmyn, why do you want to commit suicide?

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       badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       because hes a figment of yer imagination

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    MangoGirlposted 14 years ago

    tell me one, i'll tell you why it is a good thing

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       badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ok just reported you to hubpages to check both your ips which I know will be the same.

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          MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          They are not. I repeat they are not.
          But i tell you something. You should've beat me yourself. cause you just proved something i guess noone around here thought to be true.
          It's not against the rules to have two users from the same ip, so hubpages won't look into this.

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    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    sock puppets are fun

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    Sufidreamerposted 14 years ago

    Don't worry, BC - we get one every so often. Most of us cannot be arsed replying.
    
    If the OP really had taken that mix, they would be asleep, unable to converse with their attention seeking other personality.
    
    Mango/jayy - you are the same person - you use the same language and style, and fail to capitalise your 'i's.
    
    Give it up.

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    fortunerepposted 14 years ago

    That's nothing to joke about, at all. Tylenol isn't going to kill you but I could use some for this headache for actually thinking someone was desperate enough to say that.  If you trying to get attention you are pissing off the ones that have seriously dabbled with the idea and it doesn't solve anything.  Go to MySpace, that is where the idiots reside.
    dori

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    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    Don't be too sure of that Mangogirl

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    fortunerepposted 14 years ago

    Well I didn't read your post before mine, sounds like a sad story, only you can change the ending, if this is a cry for help please call the hotline, now I am really worried.
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    MangoGirlposted 14 years ago

    ok listen!
    you're strong, right?
    you can bare it. you're not just some weakling who can't cope with life!
    You know if you get over this you can do anything with your life.
    You said you're only 15. Please trust me, things will change with time dramatically. you can divert your attention from your life for now, you can do anything.
    Discover why you feel how you feel! As you said it's all about depression. Read this book: The Female Brain, 2006 You're gonna learn how many more and different things are waiting for you in life.
    You deserve to have your expectation high!
    And if you really took anything, call the ambulance!
    I'll try to help. Lets talk in email if you want.

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    curiozitiesposted 14 years ago

    Try going to a church.  Find one that's open.  Talk to the priest or pastor.  Tell them what's bothering you.  They will try to help you.  Remember that no matter how bad things might seem to you now, there are always people worse off than you.  Try reading a book called "A Child Called 'It'" by David Pelzer.  He has an amazing life story.  Don't give up and don't be afraid to ask God to help you.  I will pray for you tonight.

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    MangoGirlposted 14 years ago

    better annoyed than dead

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    Teresa McGurkposted 14 years ago

    If you can get to a phone, please call a hotline
    if you need to, call 911
    if you can, call a friend
    if you'd like to, talk to us here
    --bottom line is: you are not alone, no matter how lonely you feel right now.  Life isn't easy.  It really isn't.  But that doesn't mean that no one wants you to feel better; working now to make sure you have a better future is your best way to deal with circumstance now.  Don't let yourself be sucked into the idea that you are alone, and don't be afraid of picking up the phone: remember -- the people who answer are the ones who want to talk to you.
    Take care, please.

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       Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       If I could just add this:  15 is, for a lot of people, one of the worst ages possible.  Even under the best of circumstances, a teen's brain is not finished maturing until as late the early 20's.  That can make teens have a tendency to feel depressed, and it can contribute to some teens not always understanding other people's motives very well.
       
       It isn't a matter of the "real world" getting any better.  It's more a matter of you getting just a little older, having a little more freedom, being more in charge of your own life, and generally feeling a little more in control of things.  Your "real world" can, at least in a lot of ways, be what you decide it to be; but you're not quite old to have quite found your direction (and even "whole self") yet.  Don't just the world or life through your 15-year-old eyes.  Again, that's a really bad age for most people; and if you had "issues" already, it will be particularly difficult.

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    MangoGirlposted 14 years ago

    how do you know? you know, just because you're a kid you have the right to think like an adult

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    badcompany99posted 14 years ago

    Look this is now beyond a joke, this is a hoax which I have reported to hubpages. I will noy be leaving anymore comments and can I suggest nobody else does.

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    BundleBoyposted 14 years ago

    What the Heck?!?!?!? Why HubPages Forum?

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    badcompany99posted 14 years ago

    You still alive, thats a really slow ambulance service where you live. Go away you dont fool me, you might upset some people who are caring and niave but I see you for the sicko you are.

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       Lisa HWposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I don't think it's so much a matter of "upsetting" people who are "caring and naive".  I think it's more a matter of people figuring, just in case this is not a joke, it doesn't take much effort to try to offer some sensible, adult, thoughts.  If this post were to be a hoax, then the same thoughtful ideas might come in handy for someone else who may, in reality, being feeling as described here.  If it were a hoax, I don't really care that I spent three minutes writing a few thoughts.  It's not a big deal to me - and if it isn't a hoax, then people have tried to offer something helpful.

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          Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Very well stated.  Perhaps something troll type personalities never get, Lisa.

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             badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I appreciate what you are both saying and trust me if I thought it was genuine I would have left helpful advice. The fact that it is blatently a hoax both annoys and disturbs me that there are sickos like this in the world. I am up for a laugh or a joke but faking a suicide attempt on hubpages is not funny at all. Firstly both characters joined at the same time and the interaction between both was so obvious. You are both  2 caring ladies just like Teresa was but you have both been taken in by a sick individual. And if I came across as uncaring I can assure you I am far from it.

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    chicago girlposted 14 years ago

    you most likely would not die, but there is a huge chance of damaging your liver

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    lbtraderposted 14 years ago

    chicago girl is right about the liver and if you have any empathy for anyone but yourself then you might consider that there are thousands of people who are on dialysis who would give their left nut to have your healthy liver....
    
    So if you are at all serious about your above statement i tell you that you are past help from this forum...
    
    Grab the phone and if you are  not in need of emergency medical treatment then call the mental hospital and have yourself checked in ASAP

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    fortunerepposted 14 years ago

    I agree with you BC, I have read this over and over.  If you are suicidal, you don't get on the internet and tell everybody. You don't take Tylenol. Notice how well the grammar was in the post for a 15 year old suicidal girl. She is wanting and needs attention.  If her having peoople talk to her makes her feel better, that is great, but The post is definately not suicidal.
    
    dori

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    HealthCare Basicsposted 14 years ago

    First of all, what is this about? Tylenol dosing in extreme is not cool. It drags on for a few days until the liver decides to shut down. Why Do you think you have to come to this point in life. Call for help. Your presence is important............

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    Onusonusposted 14 years ago

    congratulations on living, can I offer you a stomach pump?

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    MangoGirlposted 14 years ago

    sure thing

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       Onusonusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Theres something different about you. Don't tell me, is it you hair?

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    Miss Pinkposted 14 years ago

    Wow. Lame. What some deprived people will do for attention. I suggest you get off the internet, and into the real world where you might get some real attention and not just posts on a forum. Gosh.

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    Leta Sposted 14 years ago

    What drama!  Thought about a reality TV show?

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       Sufidreamerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Whatever next - maybe a UFO will come and aliens will abduct you.

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    badcompany99posted 14 years ago

    And were you calling me a troll Lita ??

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       MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Don't you think about the possibility of being wrong, badcompany? I don't think it's worth the risk at any time.

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          badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Yeah but I wasnt wrong ok and this is the last reply you get from me, go get a life !

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             MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I have my life, my friend. It's not me who collects fans online.

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                nazishnasimposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                For a reason, I have curbed my instinct to go on and defend my hubber friends on the forums. But my nature doesn't allow me to see people getting back at my buddies *sigh* But let's see this objectively, Mango, if you really need help then there is little point in fighting with people over here or anywhere else. Attract people through your writing, make some friends over here and you would already feel better. No need being bitter. Almost everybody I've seen you having a word or two with, is a good lady/man. Let's hold peace, shall we?

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                   MangoGirlposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   im holding my tongue

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                AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Mango Girl: BadCompany is a good person and has been here far longer then you, I in turn have been here for a great amount of time. Harassment is not allowed at HP so everyone has to place nice.:)What do you mean by collects fans online? Many of us have fans.

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       Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       No, I was not.  Recognize your position, BC...  See what you are saying.  Was more offering support to those who were responding genuinely.

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          badcompany99posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          " Very well stated.  Perhaps something troll type personalities never get, Lisa"
          
          
          Somehow that seemed directed at me.

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             Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Nope.  Directed to Lisa for her support.. 
             
             Trust me, I'm NOT that kind.    I see what's going on maybe as much or more than you..

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    Leta Sposted 14 years ago

    *** Directed at no one in particular ***
    
    You're cool as far as I know, BC...  Yep, the farce is d*mn stupid and should be reported.  Some of this 'cleverness' is OK, but threatening death is a little over the top and should not be tolerated,
    
    I don't get offended very easily at all.

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    AEvansposted 14 years ago

    Why would you comment and continue to write? Suicide isn't funny we get them in our E.R. and it is serious. You certainly are trying to get attention which is sad, I would recommend some serious counseling little one, life is important and needs to be taken seriously.

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    Doug.posted 14 years ago

    So you think that when you take your own life that it is all over. Well if you'll take the time to hear what others who have done so,but who survived and had this to say. You think that this life is Hell? Just wait and see what your ongoing out of body life has in store for you. Now, That will be one Hell that,should you not return to your physical body,you'll remain in a suspended,encapsulated existence forever and forever. None of them ever tried to take their own life again,no matter how bad things became. You could learn from them,but it's your life.

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    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    Mango girl has as much as admitted that she is behind this hoax.

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    Leta Sposted 14 years ago

    And you know--reading through this again p*sses me off enough (and I see those who have actually had issues posting to Mango's hub) that I am going to report this person, too.
    
    What's the difference between this and some street piece of crap harassing a person in real life?  Oh.  They have internet access and are semi-literate.  Certainly though, they are on the same level.

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    Leta Sposted 14 years ago

    I don't think hubpage staff works weekends much--that's the reason it is still up.

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    well can we talk about candy
    2nd day of no sugar and I feel well @#$@#
    
    so bring me pleeeeeeeeeeease chocolate
    
    hersheys to get the party started ,but I can be flexible.

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       Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Maybe chocolate liquer...  I need a drink,

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          Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          mmmm..smells sugar in the air
          
          kahlua on the rocks or malibu.

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             Leta Sposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             A Smith and Kerns...Kalua, cream & a splash of C02...chocolate alcohol heaven.

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                AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                That sounds yummy Lita I may have to go to the store. lololo

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          lisafwg01posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          How about a Chocolate Martini?
          1 1/2 shots Godiva® chocolate liqueur
          1 1/2 shots creme de cacao
          1/2 shot vodka
          2 1/2 shots half-and-half
          
          
          
          Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice, shake and pour into a chilled cocktail glass.
          
          Just make sure you're sitting down after your 2nd one!

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             Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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    Leta Sposted 14 years ago

    Some are that naive and just good, frankly, BC. Maybe a few others got in on the sick joke.  Don't know...
    
    And I agree with you, too--having fun is one thing--talking about the suicide, yep, is another.  Agree completely.

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    Teresa McGurkposted 14 years ago

    Dang!  Thought this was a suicide thread, and here you all are sitting sipping cocktails! 
    
    Much better!
    (I prefer my chocolate virginal, though, sadly, as my drinking days are over.)

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       AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       chocolate virginal it is, and that sounds good to!!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Well I caved, you girls oops women are so good and being bad!! ( like I needed an excuse) lol...
    
    one drink and I feel like baking
    whats with that ! lol
    
    slice of virgin cake for teresa yes? hehe..

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       AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I caved to and went to the store all due to our wonderful friend Lita but I will be happy to share.

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          Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

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    Leta Sposted 14 years ago

    Well, I just got back from shopping, but got no Kaluha, so it's Ghiardelli chocolates and white wine...+ scarves and jackets, .  I'm SO bad.

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