No more room at the inn. Ya hear?
- \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years ago
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Sunstreeks ... I saw what you just did. Sneakin' round the back won't work ... I'm imnopitant. Ompnimotent. I'm everywhere ...
And no - I have a marmalade deficit. Too many Paddingtons I think
No Easy - you have to be able to make marmalade. Or distil Vodka.I was framed! That blasted Kevin is always trying to put off his mischief on me!
I just thought you guys had really weak Vodka out there and I wasn't about to complain.
As for the marmalade, you should have known better than to start doling that stuff out..
Shiba - you know you're the party queen ... don't act all innocent
RooBee - I don't dole anything out. You marmalade pilferers help yourselves
raider - NO. No jungle juice
- Am I dead, yet?posted 14 years ago0
There was a party! pfft, Nobody tells me nothin'
Anna - no parties! They're the kind that occur when I'm shopping for peanuts
AIDY - No one tells me either. I only find out from the evidenceMarmalade
Vodka
And when you all look like
it will serve you right LMom - I reserve the right to gossip
- Janettaposted 14 years ago0
I could start distilling vodka but i can't gaurantee it would be drinkable....
i make a really good banana pudding, will that work?? I wasn't oneof the trouble makers ,I swear!!!
Well, we were all fancied up to come calling - but I guess we'll take our tuna dip and cheeseballs elswhere! hmmmph!Sunstreeks - that's the wrong word entirely. Its the other one, the one that means I'm everywhere. Like fog. Wasps. And other everywhere stuff.
Janetta - make it banoffee pie and you're in
RooBee - you gotta know that them Owls ain't getting in. They eat frogsNo, no we gave up frog long ago. We are refined and cultured owls!
And, shiba, he has a brother who is equally good-looking but sometimes his behavior is just fowl...
LOL - I'm used to bad behavior. My dogs live and breathe bad behavior
Invite the owl's brother onto HubPages. We really do not have enough owls here - let alone hawt owls!
omg I love Photoshop now , can I download it ?
looks like fun!!Gossip? I'll give you gossip ...
Shibashake hoofed all the marmalade. RooBee fell out her tree. Janetta is a secret straw bender. Frieda started a game of poker and ended up losing her belly button ring.
Mr Knowles put in an appearance and stood sentinel at the door. In case any religion tried to crawl through the letterbox. Sufi came dressed as an Ancient Geek (sorry Greek)and Darkside strolled in dressed as Pythagoras Theorum.
RKHenry brough a snorkel and flippers and tried to deep sea fish in the bath. Fierycj came, declared he was bored - and left.
Blondepoet read us a ditty and CindyV started making sausages. AEvans spread some love and peace and ralwus well he ... just spread.
CrisA smoked all my ciggies and G|M walked around shouting "lxxy lxxy - speak to me".
Anything more I can think of, think up and generally exaggerate I will let you knowLOL - I vote you HubPages Funniest!
Now I want some of those sausages. I'll spread some marmalade on it - YUMMY! And where is that hawt owl?!
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