How many times has God told Jesus to come clean up his earth?

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   mischeviousmeposted 12 years ago

   Do you think Jesus is being lazy?

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      paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      "How many times has God told Jesus to come clean up his earth?"
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      He's done it before.
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      And He's going to do it again.

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         Hollie Thomasposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Ah, PDS, ever the optimist.

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            paradigmsearchposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            The adventure continues...

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      Eugene Hardyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, don't be silly!  He is too busy playing the latest version of Civilization, the turn base strategy PC game. ;-)

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   Emile Rposted 12 years ago

   I don't know. Is it somewhere implied in Christian teaching that Jesus was responsible for cleaning up the earth? This is a new one on me.

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      mischeviousmeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      Jesus, according to revelations, will come down wielding a sword and cleave his from ours. Kinda sounds stupid...

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         Emile Rposted 12 years agoin reply to this

         Oh. I've never really bothered to ponder on Revelation. It's too far out there for me.

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            mischeviousmeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

            Apperently not for christians, who believe they have it's meaning pinned down. Obviously, they've never heard of the great disappointment...

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               Emile Rposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               I've noticed that few Christians agree on the meaning or the timing. Which is one of the primary reasons I think it should be obvious, even to the religious, that the book could not be divinely inspired.

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                  mischeviousmeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  When they can see how it is flawed by their own minds, maybe they will see the flaw on paper. They seem to think it's true, being that it comes from atiquity.

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               WitchesMIXposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               Isnt it a Jehovah's witness belief that Jesus Christ will come down to earth and unite it as one kindom, in which he will rule? I have an elderly couple come to my house every couple of weeks, and between conversations about my family and other general stuff, they tell me about certain scriptures and such. Is it this that you are referring to?

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                  mischeviousmeposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                  It's not just the witnesses, it's almost the entirety of christian/pseudo-christian faith.

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                     WitchesMIXposted 12 years agoin reply to this

                     Ahh. I see, thanks for cleaning that up.

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               Jeramiposted 12 years agoin reply to this

               I hope you are talking aout me!
                 If you can imagine churchiosity as being the beast that rises up out of the sea in Rev. chapter 13; the fog begins to clear. And you have taken your first step towards understanding prophesy. 
               
                 Until then ?  ...  Well  ???

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   janesixposted 12 years ago

   You do realize you're going to Hell for this, dont you?
   
   Heathen

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      jonnycomelatelyposted 12 years agoin reply to this

      See yas all there.   I'm told there's going to be some great fun.
      
      The Late Great Planet is still all the rage.  Apparently Armageddon will take place somewhere around the West Bank, that's why they are pushing for a show down with the various countries over there.  They want to bring it on, because that 144,000 are getting a bit impatient.

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      Mark Rodriguezposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      @janesix You do realize you are a closed minded person with no sense of humor... don't you? Unless you were being sarcastic, in which case i guess I'm wrong lol. But my guess is that you weren't, and you truly believe that this article is grounds for ETERNAL TORMENT AND PUNISHMENT. If that is the case, then truly, i feel sorry for you. And also i feel you should get a little perspective. Amusing, if slightly cynical, article = ETERNAL DAMNATION. You really need to get ur head checked lady.

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         janesixposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I am a humorless ice-queen
         
         Besides that, mischieviousme knows i am not a christian and knows i was joking

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            Mark Rodriguezposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Oh see, now i look like the idiot. Sorry. Glad u were joking.

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   Jeramiposted 12 years ago

   Don't get me wrong. I am not anti church.
   
     I'm just saying that going to church isn't going to save anyone.
   The Church doesn't save ...  Jesus does.
     You can go to church and meet Jesus and you can go to church and NOT.

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