This would 100% definately make me believe in the Christian god

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   Jesus was a hippyposted 11 years ago

   People always tell me that if god came to earth I wouldn't believe him and I would kill him like people did Jesus. They say nothing will make me believe.
   
   If god is so great and the bible is true, then another simple talking donkey such as the one in the bible would do it for me.
   
   A donkey that speaks with the wisdom of a god. That wouldn't be so hard for a powerful god, he did it once before so he can do it again.

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      janesixposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      What are you talking about? I can think of at least 5 talking donkeys on hubpages forums alone. How much more proof do you need?

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         Jesus was a hippyposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I dreamed I was having a conversation with a horse that was wearing a smoking jacket. Maybe that was god communicating with me?

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            jonnycomelatelyposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Had the horse just f.....ed?

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         jacharlessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Jane, that is by far the most perfect response ever during my few years on HubPages. Well Done.

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         jonnycomelatelyposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Yeah, I'm looking for a 6th - in another forum that prohibits descendent.  It was so boring and so incestuous that I had to look outside of the square.

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      pisean282311posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      @jesus there where 12 talking donkeys in time of jesus...humans never believed in him...

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         Jesus was a hippyposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Maybe there were actually no donkeys and the bible is not true? That would certainly explain that wouldn't it?

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         jomineposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         
         So they multiplied?
         And Christians are sons of asses or asses.
         
         
         
         And they lived happily ever after!

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      twosheds1posted 11 years agoin reply to this

      How would you know the donkey was actually talking and you weren't suffering from a delusion? The Son of Sam says his dog told him to kill people. Might that have been God causing his dog to talk? How do we know it was or wasn't?

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      kirstenblogposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Well now I am surprised you have NOT seen a talking donkey! I have seen one a few times, in a movie, called Shrek. I am not sure that it can be said that donkey actually speaks with the wisdom of God tho, or maybe he does and God just doesn't speak with all that much wisdom?

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   Emile Rposted 11 years ago

   Why does it have to be a talking donkey? He might be incredibly wise, but he'd still run the risk of being called an ass.

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      janesixposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      

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   Eric Newlandposted 11 years ago

   What if it talked with Eddie Murphy's voice?

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      janesixposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, and what if it was a flying talking donkey?

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      Jesus was a hippyposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I'd be on the look out for Jeremy Beadle

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   Rad Manposted 11 years ago

   I sometimes talk out of my donkey.

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      kirstenblogposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      
      Brilliant reply!

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