Dear Lord, you remind me of my son! LOL ~ anytime he would get in trouble for being rude, he would pull some kind of funny comment like that and have me in stitches!
UGH! Kids are so hard to discipline when they crack you up!
How rude, I prefer the Italian word SCHOREGE. You can extend the word and have more fun.
Gross! Are you merely seeking attention or just the desired opportunity to 'Turn the other cheek?' Please wait... until I leave the thread!
The say making babies is a miracle. even though we are 50% over populated.
I have studied the Art of farting which everyone dose it. Many would NOT Admit it and many blame it on others , maybe some on Satan
We had a lighting farts contest, it's a miracle how they perform blue over tones and yellow rollers. One guy took his pants off and down to his white under wear, and lit one UP, that shot out TWO and half feet, he burnt his hair, but WOW, THAT WAS A MIRACLE
Not at all and I was just trying to offend the stiffs in the crowd, life would stink if I were that anal.
LOL....Boys will be boys. Just so you know, I consider myself a person of class, however, I laughed really hard at that one!
There's nothing wrong with having some harmless fun (well, maybe no so harmless for your friend).
I'm a lady, and wouldn't share a story or make a comment like that, but sure do enjoy the laughter!
First stage of the art of farting, pound for pound Women do it as much
1. Pretending the dog did it
2. Ignoring that you did it and not admitting it
3 Blaming others they did it
4 Giggling and joking about it
5 Accepting it as a normal function,
6, lighting one up, to avoid the stink
Level 5 or 6 is being one with front and back
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