Pick up Lines

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   grizeldaposted 11 years ago

   Just for fun:) Can u share your favorite pick-up lines?

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      Eranofuposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Did you just fart? Because you blew me away...

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         grizeldaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Hahaha! Quite funny!

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         jacharlessposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         L M A O

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         Ladybird33posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         I cried so hard laughing at this one!  Never heard that one but OMG is it funny!

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         Lovelovemelovemeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         OMG!!! hahah did someone really say that line? AHAHAHAH

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      mr williamsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      My favorite one I heard but never used because it sounded corny but funny to me was "you got a map cause im getting lost in your eyes" lol

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         grizeldaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         LOL!!!

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      JaxsonRaineposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I used this one on the girl that became my wife.
      
      "Hey. Will you marry me?"

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   grizeldaposted 11 years ago

   Aren't you get tired?
   Why?
   Coz, you're always running on my mind.

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   grizeldaposted 11 years ago

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   Let's go to my place. I've got something I want to show you...

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   Pearldiverposted 11 years ago

   [visualize a dark alleyway on a hot date night!]
   
   
   
   Pssssstt....
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Hey...
   
   
   
   
   Pssst....
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Over Here......
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Yeah....
   
   
   
   
   
   
   That's right..... You...
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Shut your eyes.......
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   And step into the light!!
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Psssst....
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Do it NOW!
   
   
   
   
   
   Good....
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Now.... here's the deal.... okay!
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Shut your eyes and imagine....
   
   
   
   
   
   That all your dreams....
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   will come true....
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Now.....
   
   
   
   
   If you can tell me....
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   What I've got......
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   In my right hand......
   
   
   
   
   
   
   It's yours!!!
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Ha!
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   [It was Not what you thought!!]
   
   [NB... This only works when it is dark.... during the day.. they tend to run away! ]

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      grizeldaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      hmmmm....what cound that be?

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         Eaglekiwiposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Well if it only fits in your hand........then you can keep it yourself
         
         (couldnt resist)...
         
         Hey how are ya cuzzy bro?

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   MelissaBarrettposted 11 years ago

   I've always found... "Hey... my girlfriend and I think you are cute... wanna come home with us?" to be extremely effective.

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      livelongerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I'd imagine it is!

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   Hollie Thomasposted 11 years ago

   I was once asked by a man who I'd not been staring at "Why do you keep looking at me. Is it because you and I once had great sex?" Needless to say this is not a great pick up line, and I'd definitely never use it. However, it is quite funny and made me laugh.

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      Pearldiverposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Yep.... I'm 'Told' that sometimes not-so-great-sex really can make you laugh!

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   jacharlessposted 11 years ago

   Heard this back in the day from a waiter:
   "Hey there, do you was your clothes in Windex?"
   "No. Why?"
   "Because I can see myself in your pants."

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      schoolgirlforrealposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Nice.

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   knolyourselfposted 11 years ago

   I saw you yesterday, but I didn't know it was you, but thought - wow -
   who is that? With my friend I was walking, I continually turned to see,
   and at the last when you returned my look, I recognized your liquid eyes, but I thought that could not be you. You could not have changed that much in so short of time. This morning I realized it is you, I am almost certain.

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    Mighty Momposted 11 years ago

    "What are you drinking?"

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       schoolgirlforrealposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       

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    netslumsposted 11 years ago

    Hold a drink out to her and to say:
    "Excuse me...i think someone spiked my drink. Can you test it for me?"
    
    or
    
    "Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears?"
    She responds, "no..."
    Then pull your pockets inside-out, letting the cloth dangle by your sides, and say, "would you like to?"
    (Note: only works if you have nothing in your pockets...Note 2: also doesn't work at all )

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       grizeldaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       LOL!!!

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    waynetposted 11 years ago

    They call me the Gimp....please go out with me!!!!!!

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    Arlene V. Pomaposted 11 years ago

    "I would like to be that table.  The one that is holding up your breast."
    
    "Want some sugar with that ice tea?  Or are you already too sweet?"
    
    Sometimes, it just doesn't pay to be a woman who decides to drink alone.

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    Arlene V. Pomaposted 11 years ago

    "What's your sign???"
    
    Jeez.  I'm too old for the bar scene.  It's been 10 years.  At least!  LOL!!!

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    Greek Oneposted 11 years ago

    Well?  What are you waiting for?
    It's not going to play with itself you know.

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    jacharlessposted 11 years ago

    My all time best PUL was, "...Dorian Gray."
    
    {Apparently I have a similar characteristic to Ben Barnes and Keanu Reeves. Must be the Brit in me, less the chin cleft.}

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 11 years ago

    I once met this girl........and she was breathtaking.
    I mean breathtaking like when she walks into a room and you notice her without her noticing you.
    I mean like when an angel has entered the room and the room lights up like a bright summers day.
    You know she is but, out of 7 billion people, the most wondrous creature you can ever imagine.
    You lifts up your demeanor and makes you smile when you are feeling lousy.
    Her laugh makes others turn heads as she sounds magical each time she does it.
    Her eyes are but like jewels that sparkle with an intensity that makes you want to cry....
    She is a goddess, an angel, an inspiration and a lovely creature to behold,
    and that lovely creature, I believe is you!
    
    I said that once to someone, but alas, didn't get me a date!!!!!!

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       waynetposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       Did she fall asleep lol

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          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 11 years agoin reply to this

          You mean she was supposed to be awake?????? sheezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!

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       prettydarkhorseposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       that is very poetic!

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          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 11 years agoin reply to this

          PDH, thats the short version of it

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    LeanManposted 11 years ago

    My favorite has always been;
    
    Gently touch your finger tip to your tongue then touch it to her sleeve and say, "you want to come back to my place and change out of those wet things?"
    
    
    
    
    
    
    My brother had a rather less subtle pick up line that he used on almost every girl he ever met "do you wanna F@$%?" This would actually work on about 1 girl in 10 in bar or a club so he would just keep asking until he got lucky.. He also got slapped and shouted at a lot but he said it was worth it!

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    prettydarkhorseposted 11 years ago

    Tell them, what are you looking at? Then when he is trying to answer,  perhaps you can wink at them. Or sometimes it might be that, you have been looking at them and then when they look at you, you turn and just smile. It might work.

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       schoolgirlforrealposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       I like that one
       

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    prettydarkhorseposted 11 years ago

    another one, since I am watching Mickey Mouse, just say! "Wanna visit, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"., Hotdog, hotdog, hot diggy di dog!

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       Greek Oneposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       oddly enough, when I met a lady, sometimes I would just pull down my pants and call out...
       
       
       "Oh Toooooooooodles!"

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          Pearldiverposted 11 years agoin reply to this

          Was that before or after waxing your moon?

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    paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

    I just walk into any large, public area that has lots of tables.
    
    I pick the most prominent table available and sit down.
    
    I then proceed to lick my eyebrows.
    
    And I never say a mumblin' word...

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    Rochelle Frankposted 11 years ago

    You must have long eyebrows. 

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       schoolgirlforrealposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       

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    schoolgirlforrealposted 11 years ago

    I don't do pick up lines,
    but one idea is
    
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    drat! don't have any!
    

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       Rochelle Frankposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       That's not bad-- especially if they ask "any what?"-- then you can take it from there.
       ("pick up lines" ,... "inhibitions",... "salsa and chips"... anything.)

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          schoolgirlforrealposted 11 years agoin reply to this

          nice save!

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    schoolgirlforrealposted 11 years ago

    "Hi sexy!"
    and if he's not good looking- "I love your brain......"
    
    ?
    that's my first attempt
    on here
    

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    stclairjackposted 11 years ago

    once watched a guy walk up to a girl at the bar,....
    
    picture this with me,...
    
    he's in wranglers, boots, just the right amount of dirt on his clasicaly beaten cowboy hat,....
    
    walks up to the girl who wore her best liitle tiny shirt with her skinniest jeans with her "come and get me cause i cant run away" high heeled boots,...
    
    and he says,.....
    
    wait for it,...
    
    "i came here to f**K, fight or play marbles,.. and forgot my marbles,... you dont realy wana fight do ya missy?"
    
    and i shit you not,.... it worked,... she smiled right up at him and walked right outa that bar with him THAT INSTANT!!!!
    
    still stunned when i think back on it to this day.

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