Will you accept Santa into your heart?

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   jomineposted 11 years ago

   Will you ask Santa for salvation?
   
   Why or why not?

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      A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Since Santa does not promote or encourage human sacrifice, he would be a much better candidate than God to ask for salvation.
      
      Did Santa have his son murdered?

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         Shanna11posted 11 years agoin reply to this

         You don't remember the Great Elf Eradication of 1978?  Those were dark, dark times...

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            A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            However, the lumber industry didn't take as much of hit considering the size of the coffins.

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      Rad Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      No, I was once a follower of Santa, but I can know is the light. I see Santa for what he really is and it's not pretty. Santa opens up little minds to the concept of spirits. Children are told he goes to every house in the world in one night. Kids know it's impossible but we make them swallow it by telling them yet another lie that he bring all those presents. Once they buy into that we introduce God (another spirit that is equally impossible) and their hooked.
      
      No thanks, I haven't seen any presents under the tree that I didn't buy.
      
      Happy Holidays. Ba humbug.

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         A Troubled Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         A very good paper written on how Santa does it all in one night...
         
         http://www.fnal.gov/pub/ferminews/santa/index.html
         
         

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         Motown2Chitownposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Ah, pipe down, Ebenezer!    Even without Santa, Christmas is an awful lot of fun.  Good food, nice music, friends and family.  Even YOU can't say those are bad things, cranky pants. 

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            Rad Manposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            Hey, I'm married to an Italian. I get good food, wine, music, friends and family every day!

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               Motown2Chitownposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               This is true.  We Italian women know how to make our families happy. 

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      psycheskinnerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I am a lapsed Santarian.
      
      He stopped giving me gifts.

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      donotfearposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!   
      
      
      Because his name, Santa need only be mixed & reversed, then it becomes..............
      
      

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   jomineposted 11 years ago

   I have. and it has changed my life.
   
   I love you Santa.
   
   
   Well, that was when I was a kid. I out grew it since then.

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      Paul Wingertposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I did the same with the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy and god.

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   cryptidposted 11 years ago

   Salvation from Santa means cookies.  I don't part with cookies so easily.  I'd have to think about it.

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   janesixposted 11 years ago

   why did my post disappear?

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   SmartAndFunposted 11 years ago

   Did anyone see that Ali G show where he was interviewing some priests (IIRC) and pretended to get Santa and Jesus mixed up? One of the most cringe-inducing moments I've ever seen.

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      calculus-geometryposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      We need more Ali G in these religious forum posts, that's for sure.  Have you seen the Ali G interview with the Surgeon General? It's my favorite.
      
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUlI7ra_r74

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   Ericdierkerposted 11 years ago

   I like it. Santa is so cool. I suppose if you put the spirit of Santa into your heart you would be on your way to salvation. As for Christians we are supposed to love and love. Seems to me that Santa's spirit is one of love. It is no accident He comes on Christmas.

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      Uninvited Writerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I believe in the idea of Santa

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   johndnathanposted 11 years ago

   I have accepted Santa into my heart.  He has continuously blessed me with toys, festive holiday decorations, and lots of Xmas snacks.  Unfortunately I have been mysteriously stricken with diabetes.  Santa assures me it is not from the toys, decorations, or Xmas snacks, so I cannot figure out what it could be.

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   pisean282311posted 11 years ago

   I have accepted santa into my heart and that day changed my life forever...I have more peace and harmony in my life now...

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