The Open Slather, Bunfight Thread

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   Eric Graudinsposted 14 years ago

   Hopefully this thread will serve a much needed purpose in the religious forums.
   
   It's a forum where you can talk about anything at all, instead of clogging up threads that were intended to talk about a particular topic.
   And we all know how easy it is to get emotional when someone attacks a belief or deity of your choice.
   
   So - Go for it everyone.
   Get your buns, and get ready to start throwing.
   Or your Holy Water, and start splashing.
   there's NOTHING off topic here!
   
   Here's something to get you started.If there is a God, who does he pray to?

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      usman!

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         mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            

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         weblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Usman Ali?

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      kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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      RedElfposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hmmmmm, and why would God pray to usman, I wonder? And are you even sure God is a "he"? One of our student ministers starts her prayer with, "Our Father and Mother in heaven..."

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         kmackey32posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         OMG shhhhhhhhhhh

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         mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         He decides who the greater prophet is.

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      mohitmisraposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      We are talking god here who doesn't bow to anyone, he is the big boss,I bow to him.

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      frogdroppingposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Eric - he doesn't pray. For one ... that's for the little people. Not Deities.
      
      And for two, he's far too busy administrating. And muttering under his breath.

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         weblogposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         On looking at mirror, may be he will pray!!!

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   kmackey32posted 14 years ago

   I say everyone just ignore this thread. LOL

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      Make Moneyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That is a good idea.  Let the godless stew in it.
      
      Oh before I go here's a question for your thread Eric.
      
      Why do the godless keep starting threads to try to antagonize different religions?
      
      Okay two questions.
      
      Do the godless try to antagonize different religions because it is mandated to them by the League of the Militant Godless?
      
      Mark may know about this last question.

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         sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         That is not a fair statement Mike, even the 'godly' ones do it and that is even worse.

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         Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         I think that you are confusing the "godless" with those who don't partake in organised religion.
         Either that, or deliberately using the term as a putdown.
         
         To quote yet again one of my favourite sayings:
         I don't have a problem with god.
         It's his fan club that I can't stand.
         Bye now.

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   Leta Sposted 14 years ago

   Why does the name of this thread remind me hot crossed buns slathered in butter or something?  It must be in Australian...
   
   Make a bet this thread is taken over by SERIOUS religionists by the end of the night or beginning of the morning or whatever?
   
   Here, lol....  Does Islam have an evil contingent or component?  I think it does.

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      RedElfposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Can't speak for Islam, but I do believe you may be right about the serious ones. I, for one, will check back to see....

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      Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Bound to be :-)
      That's part of the master plan.
      While they're all banging their fists (or other body parts) on the table in here, they won't be hanging around elsewhere
      
      @kmackey:
      I'm sure that LOTS of people are praying to you on hubPages. Especially since your hawt new avatar appeared

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   ledefensetechposted 14 years ago

   Why do you assume that God must pray to anyone or anything.  If there is a creative force in the universe, surely it is infinite.

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   sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

   I am God! Bow and worship me or burn in the fiery pits of hell for ever..ever..ever..err..rr..rr.

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   A show-off more like oh dear

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You mean John Deere, yeah I heard he is the tractor god.

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         Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         sorry that wasnt your line...nice try oh well

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            sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh it's you, I almost didnt recognize you without your wings.  Lose something today?

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   Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

   yep tryin to keep up with your colgate changes nah I dont have enough of me, me, me shots on file -you win the photo shoot.. just not the grammer section.

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      sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Really, you should have kept the other picture up.   If I were you I wouldn't have a lot of pics either.

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   goldentoadposted 14 years ago

   I didn't wash my hands before I ate my lunch.

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I feel the shockwaves from other hubbers to this statement will be intense, but I can handle it.

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   sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

   okay, okay, okay, I got it.
   
   Satan is bad because he cannot kill anyone but god is good because he can command Satan to kill.

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      Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      He can?
      wonder what you been reading lately? lol

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         sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         the bible!

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            ledefensetechposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Which version?

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               sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               who cares they all create the same type of people.

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                  ledefensetechposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I don't believe that for a moment.  I read that book and I'm nothing like a fundie. 

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                     sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Sure your not.

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                        ledefensetechposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Have I ever told you you're hellbound?  Heck have I ever expressed a belief in hell?

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                  Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Sandra's version 

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                     sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Are you ever going to change your avatar back?

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                        Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Aww thank-you for taking the time to notice me and comment
                        Back to what? if its the dress in  the other one ,just borrow it, I got more.

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                           sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           I don't know but anything is better than the one you got up.

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                              Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              matter of opinion, and your opinion dont matter 

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                                 sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 Way to go grammar nazi!

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    RooBeeposted 14 years ago

    I just like the name of the thread. Genius idea behind it, too. I suspect a good farnarkling match may break out at any moment.

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       Eric Graudinsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Awww. Thanks.
       And I'll see if Dave Sorenson is available to lead the farnarkling team.

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    Mike, you are missing the point as usual. Should be around more often, you know. Eric opened this thread to get the guys out of his other thread, they sort of ruined it with off-top argument

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    Make Moneyposted 14 years ago

    My apology Eric.  I just came to this thread again from the link that you left on the Nigerian thread.
    
    Man I'm just 5 pages through that 30 page thread.  Does it ever get back on the original topic?  I'd hate to read through the whole 30 pages to find it doesn't.

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    Eric Graudinsposted 14 years ago

    It occassionally gets dragged back on topic for a few posts.
    
    fiercycj seems to have disappeared while trying to prove that this is all a beatup. Not a peep from him.
    
    Most positive thing anyone can do is donate to Stepping Stones, the organisation who is caring for these children.
    http://www.steppingstonesnigeria.org/supportus
    
    thanks for your interest.
    Eric G.

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