5 Things, Naughty You!

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   AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

   What are 5 things you would never do....
   
   
   
   I would never pose nude....

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      anjalichughposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Never say never again.

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      lawrettaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      NEVER SMOKE COC...
      NEVER STEAL..
      NEVER GET DRUNK...
      NEVER KILL..
      NEVER DO PORN..

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   Davinagirl3posted 14 years ago

   You know what they say about saying never?

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      logic,commonsenseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That's one thing I would never do! I would never say I would never do any one thing. 

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   Drew Breezzyposted 14 years ago

   swallow a live oompa loompa
   
   dance on my eyelashes while doing the moon walk
   
   smoke green tea leaves from a blunt
   
   drink pixie dust with a shot of vampire blood
   
   make sense anything I say I jess I jess I joke I play

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      iyoung03posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Drew I love yours!
      
      Now here are mine....
      
      I would never marry my dog (or my cat for that matter)
      
      
      I would never would never give up my last dollar for magic beans I know it worked for Jack, but I don't know if I have his luck. (although... maybe if it were a leprechaun selling them and I could see a rainbow on the horizon)
      
      I would never eat hot dogs or Bologna (I would rather gnaw off my arm)
      
      I would never count my chickens before they hatch (mainly b/c I don't like farm animals very much so I wouldn't want to be that close)
      
      Ok well those were all silly except the hot dog/ bologna thing.

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      AsherKadeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      wow, you are like a Pink Floyd song walking around....

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   onthewritesideposted 14 years ago

   1)  I would never forget to use my 3rd Genie wish to ask for more wishes.
   2)  I would never pee into the wind (again).
   3)  I would never, ever, even consider becoming part of an organized religion.
   4)  I would never look a Gift Horse in the mouth, especially if he had really bad teeth.
   5)  I would never attempt to sell my fellow Hubbers into slavery...no matter how much they offered me!

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      AsherKadeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LMFAO ON #5....

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   rastrotherposted 14 years ago

   1. i would never ever give up my guns.
   
   2. i would never divorce my wife if i won the lottery.
   
   3. i would never ever bash someone elses religion.
   
   4. i would never ever and i mean ever let my glass of captain morgan go empty.
   
   5. i would never let anything bad to my son.

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      iyoung03posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      A lover of they second amendment, I'm with you!

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         onthewritesideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         "Take the children and yourself
         And hide out in the cellar
         By now the fighting will be close at hand
         Don't believe the church and state
         And everything they tell you
         Believe in me, I'm with the high command
         
         There's a gun and ammunition
         Just inside the doorway
         Use it only in emergency
         Better you should pray to God
         The Father and the Spirit
         will guide you and protect from up here (not so much)
         
         Swear allegiance to the flag
         Whatever flag they offer  (only if absolutely necessary)
         Never hint at what you really feel
         Teach the children quietly
         For some day sons and daughters
         Will rise up and fight while we stood still"
         
         
         I always loved these lyrics....in case you are too young (or maybe too old)...Mike and the Mechanics
         
         Precisely why we need the 2nd amendment

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            Ivorwenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Love those lyrics! 
            
            But I have learned to manny lessons about saying never.
            
            ...hmmm...
            maybe I shold come up with some nevers that I really want. 
            
            1.  I will never travel to Ireland.
            2.  I will never own a large farm.
            3.  Or a private jet.
            4.  I will never write and publish a book.
            5.  I will never go deep sea diving. 

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               onthewritesideposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Maybe the first thing on your "Never" list should be "I will never sell myself short"! 

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                  Ivorwenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Writeside, I appreciate your thoughtfulness, but considering my track record with saying never, I figured it was time to use some reverse psychology on the universe.
                  
                  Many times now I have said, "Never," and within two years, found myself doing the same or worse.  Many times my husband and I have said, "Yes, let's do that again!" Yet we have yet to make any of it happen... 

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               \Brenda Scullyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Don't forget to look me up when you come

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                  Ivorwenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  You've got it!

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      manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well...that wraps it up for me...Can't say any better! Great answers,  rastrother. Irowen does make a good point about wishing in reverse though. Sure...as you say never..."Boom"...in like a flood. So...: I will never win the lottery!

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         rastrotherposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         thanks, yeah im pretty sure i'll never win the lottery either.

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      Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Would you divorce your wife if you didn't win the lottery?

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         Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Davina was thinkin same thing

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         rastrotherposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         heck no, she the only woman i have found that could put up with me this long.

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   manlypoetrymanposted 14 years ago

   
   
   Some lessons are learned very quickly...That one was a funny one for this Monday Morn...Thanks!

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   fortunerepposted 14 years ago

   I can't say I am above doing anything, doen alot of things I tought I wouldnt do.
   dori

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   1.. I will never get married again.
   2..I will never eat cucumber.
   3..I will never be able to retire.
   4..I will never climb to the top of Kilimanjaro even though I'll be living at the foot.
   5..I'll never stop loving and being proud of my kids.

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   cindyvineposted 14 years ago

   1.. I will never get married again.
   2..I will never eat cucumber.
   3..I will never be able to retire.
   4..I will never climb to the top of Kilimanjaro even though I'll be living at the foot.
   5..I'll never stop loving and being proud of my kids.

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    blondepoetposted 14 years ago

    1. I will never say never til I have tried it once
    2. I will never stop perving on the bull rider Paul who used to live next door. He is a good kisser.
    3. I will never stop breaking things no matter how hard I try
    4. I will never go backwards but keep walking forwards
    5. I will never stop trying to log into Skype even though it is not working anymore

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I love/hate Skype BP. I speak to a friend in Poland, and get perfect video, yet can't get contact even voice alone from my mate 20klms away! What is that???

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    Jarnposted 14 years ago

    I will never leave the toilet seat up
    I will never hog the covers
    I will never drink straight from the milk carton
    I will never forget my girlfriend's anniversary
    I will never forget to do my own dishes.
    
    There, I said it. Now will you knife away, dear? Pretty please?
    
    

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       Ivorwenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Your dear has a knife?  What a darling! 

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       Joy At Homeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, c'mon, you being 6'4 (or thereabouts) and not hogging the covers? You're going to need a big quilt! ;-)
       
       And just don't back-wash in the milk carton.

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       ButterflyWingsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh my goodness! Are you in a toxic relationship, or have you been listening to Weird Al Yankovic? "Oh I'm beggin' you darlin', won't you put down that knife? You know I even think it's kind of cute the way you poisoned my coffee just a little each day..."
       
       I guess I'd better stop before I get in trouble for quoting something I don't own.
       
       But stay away from girls with knives, okay? It can be bad for your liver. And other organs, I suppose, depending on her aim.

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       AsherKadeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       that's the most hilarious avatar ever!!!!!!!!! where did ya get it??!!

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    Cam Anjuposted 14 years ago

    I would never stay with and abusive man
    I would never abandon my family
    I would never kill an animal on purpose
    I would never tell someone their dreams are stupid
    I would never throw my (or any) child across the room
    
    We all have to learn sometime I suppose... it starts with me.

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    Balineseposted 14 years ago

    i  would never smoke
    i would never  give up my business
    i would never do bungy jumping
    i would never pose nude in public  except in bed )
    i would never tell my friend secret to others

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    Lady_Eposted 14 years ago

    I would never go Bungee Jumping - Scary.
    I would never smoke.
    I would never try to feed a lion in the Zoo.  Lol
    I would never drink raw egg. Yuck!
    I would never allow myself to be Hypnotized 

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       blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh I got hypnotised on stage I jumped at the chance he turned me into a typewriter lool

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       Eaglekiwiposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Oh Gosh the last one was the only thing I Havent Done

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    Eaglekiwiposted 14 years ago

    Naughty things? um (only 5) lol
    
    I laughed at someone because they farted (accidently)
    
    I laughed when my husband thought my sister was me
    
    I swapped seeds around in my dads gardening shed ( cuz I hated broadbeans)
    
    I flipped the bird, the first time in my life to the wrong person
    (new principal @high school)
    
    I will always love my sons ,simply because they exist

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    AsherKadeposted 14 years ago

    mmmmmmm...I am still thinking about Captain Morgan...honey, pour me another one....where are you stinkin spouse of mine?
    
    

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