A nonsensical topic not shunted elsewhere...

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  1. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Working on that.

    What say you?

    1. profile image0
      Snakesmumposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Can't be bothered today - it's too hot here!

      1. paradigmsearch profile image61
        paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Corn chips scraping off philadelphia cream cheese.

        1. Kathryn L Hill profile image78
          Kathryn L Hillposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Yum  smile

          1. paradigmsearch profile image61
            paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Ack.

            1. Kathryn L Hill profile image78
              Kathryn L Hillposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              well yes, as in heart attAck.

              1. paradigmsearch profile image61
                paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                What?

                Elsewhere.

  2. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago
    1. SheilaMilne profile image91
      SheilaMilneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Nice time waster smile. I'm supposed to be asleep

      1. paradigmsearch profile image61
        paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Actually, intellect is involved there. And yep, it's fun. I was a programmer/analyst for 20+ years, a lucrative profession to say the least.

        1. SheilaMilne profile image91
          SheilaMilneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I was too smile Maybe it appeals to a certain type.

          1. paradigmsearch profile image61
            paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Love that type.

            Meanwhile... Here's something...

            <Retracted>

  3. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Looking for a...

  4. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago
  5. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago
  6. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Kind of looking around... What one do...?

    Could do another flash fiction. No money in that, already had to ask HP to delete as to duplicate issues.

    So..., what to do?

  7. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    I shall sort this out...

    - Temporarily retracted. -

    - Permanently  retracted -

    Jeez, somebody pay me. Sorry.

  8. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    I can't help it. Another flash fiction soon to appear... Or not...

  9. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    31 degrees outside. My gratefulness for food and shelter continues.

  10. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    And for anyone who hasn't already figured it out... This is a messing around, nonsense, social, nobody cares, just having fun thread.

    We should have at least one of those here. Too darn grim otherwise.

    This should have been put in the op. Sorry about that.

  11. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    So... Any real time chat here? That is the purpose of this thread.

    1. Kathryn L Hill profile image78
      Kathryn L Hillposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Any new religion would have to be based on science.
      Provable science.
      This is why your lab rat theory fails. No proof. wink

      1. paradigmsearch profile image61
        paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        You there?

        What happened to to my scree?

  12. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Meanwhile... All other cr@p still applies.

  13. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Another post to be deleted... some more…

  14. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago
  15. profile image0
    Snakesmumposted 8 years ago

    It's gonna be 37C today - where's the ice factory moved to?

  16. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    56. Not expected this high/low.

    Who cares.

    Not your fault.

    Slug Here.

    Self.

  17. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Next morning, blanket warm.

    Sorry to hammer, just grateful.

    And sorry redacted FF posts. Maybe repost later.

  18. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Friday... Friday... Can't help that day...

  19. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    The flowers are chirping. The birds are blooming.

  20. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    The Gun. The Vodka. The Fork in the Road…

    :Erased:

    [Yep, another flash fiction story here. To be continued... And to be erased within 3 hours (thank you in advance for allowing that fellow Hubbers)

  21. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Working up to it...

  22. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago
    1. paradigmsearch profile image61
      paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Actually, I don't think that was the best one.  Oh, well.

      Meanwhile..., do I give up on this thread?

  23. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Obligatory finish...

    :Erased:

  24. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Meanwhile...

    Do  contact I care.

    Or not.

    "Fuck You"

    1. paradigmsearch profile image61
      paradigmsearchposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Jeez, it stands. Still sorting things out.

  25. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Not regards as to HP.

  26. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    And, Hi?

  27. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    A perfect for hp...

  28. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    You do know what that is...

  29. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    I do not.

  30. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    So, what here today?

  31. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    A long, long time ago...

  32. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    i can still remember how to make me smile...

  33. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Sometimes when I open the basement door, there is nothing on the other side.

    his has been somewhat disconcerting to say the least. Incidentally, it is interesting to note that the color of nothingness is black. Makes sense.

    This has happened to me on several occasions. I finally decided it was time to do something about it.

    So the next time it happened, I put my hand in. My hand disappeared. The blackness of nothingness was all there was. I pulled my arm back. My hand was still there. Thank goodness for that. Was a stupid thing to do. The blackness remained.

    stood there and pondered for awhile.

    I stepped through. I was in that kind of mood...

    I was enveloped in blackness. I also didn't seem to be standing on anything anymore.


    I then somehow started to feel motion...


    At first it was barely detectable. But then it became more so. I could not figure out how I knew this. Motion is relative and I could not see or feel anything. Yet I knew I was moving.


    And then the blackness began to fade... Somehow I was no longer limited by the visible spectrum. I could see it all, from gamma rays to radio waves. I even saw the interplay of gravity. I never knew that gravity rippled...


    All of this made perfect sense, since I didn't seem to have eyes or the rest of my body anymore. I truly seemed to have become one with all; no longer hampered by the filtering of perceiving through senses.


    Then, as far as time and space were concerned; reality left, and relativity arrived.


    I could now perceive at whatever time and spatial sense I wished to perceive. I made solar systems spin like atoms; backwards and forwards. I turned molecules into picturesque Tinker-Toy sets. I wandered through the static maze of an exploding star. There seemed to be no limits to what I could do.


    So I began to ponder...


    I then began to search.


    I explored every meteor, comet, asteroid, moon, planet, sun, solar system, and galaxy.


    I explored every molecule, atom, electron, boson, quark, lepton, and strangelet.


    I explored every universe. I explored every dimension.


    I did not know what I was looking for, but that did not matter. I knew I would recognize it when I saw it.


    And then I saw it. It was small, round and shiny. I reached for it...


    I was home again.


    Source NASA





    [Provenance. Author Lon Morris. This sci-fi story entitled The Door was originally published at "Hub Pages", since deleted.]

    Source NASA


    The Door


    Sometimes when I open the basement door, there is nothing on the other side.


    This has been somewhat disconcerting to say the least. Incidentally, it is interesting to note that the color of nothingness is black. Makes sense.


    This has happened to me on several occasions. I finally decided it was time to do something about it.


    So the next time it happened, I put my hand in. My hand disappeared. The blackness of nothingness was all there was. I pulled my arm back. My hand was still there. Thank goodness for that. Was a stupid thing to do. The blackness remained.


    I stood there and pondered for awhile.


    I stepped through. I was in that kind of mood...


    I was enveloped in blackness. I also didn't seem to be standing on anything anymore.


    I then somehow started to feel motion...


    At first it was barely detectable. But then it became more so. I could not figure out how I knew this. Motion is relative and I could not see or feel anything. Yet I knew I was moving.


    And then the blackness began to fade... Somehow I was no longer limited by the visible spectrum. I could see it all, from gamma rays to radio waves. I even saw the interplay of gravity. I never knew that gravity rippled...


    All of this made perfect sense, since I didn't seem to have eyes or the rest of my body anymore. I truly seemed to have become one with all; no longer hampered by the filtering of perceiving through senses.


    Then, as far as time and space were concerned; reality left, and relativity arrived.


    I could now perceive at whatever time and spatial sense I wished to perceive. I made solar systems spin like atoms; backwards and forwards. I turned molecules into picturesque Tinker-Toy sets. I wandered through the static maze of an exploding star. There seemed to be no limits to what I could do.


    So I began to ponder...


    I then began to search.


    I explored every meteor, comet, asteroid, moon, planet, sun, solar system, and galaxy.


    I explored every molecule, atom, electron, boson, quark, lepton, and strangelet.


    I explored every universe. I explored every dimension.


    I did not know what I was looking for, but that did not matter. I knew I would recognize it when I saw it.


    And then I saw it. It was small, round and shiny. I reached for it...


    I was home again.


    Source NASA





    [Provenance. Author Lon Morris. This sci-fi story entitled The Door was originally published at "Hub Pages", since deleted.]

    Source NASA


    The Door


    Sometimes when I open the basement door, there is nothing on the other side.


    This has been somewhat disconcerting to say the least. Incidentally, it is interesting to note that the color of nothingness is black. Makes sense.


    This has happened to me on several occasions. I finally decided it was time to do something about it.


    So the next time it happened, I put my hand in. My hand disappeared. The blackness of nothingness was all there was. I pulled my arm back. My hand was still there. Thank goodness for that. Was a stupid thing to do. The blackness remained.


    I stood there and pondered for awhile.


    I stepped through. I was in that kind of mood...


    I was enveloped in blackness. I also didn't seem to be standing on anything anymore.


    I then somehow started to feel motion...


    At first it was barely detectable. But then it became more so. I could not figure out how I knew this. Motion is relative and I could not see or feel anything. Yet I knew I was moving.


    And then the blackness began to fade... Somehow I was no longer limited by the visible spectrum. I could see it all, from gamma rays to radio waves. I even saw the interplay of gravity. I never knew that gravity rippled...


    All of this made perfect sense, since I didn't seem to have eyes or the rest of my body anymore. I truly seemed to have become one with all; no longer hampered by the filtering of perceiving through senses.


    Then, as far as time and space were concerned; reality left, and relativity arrived.


    I could now perceive at whatever time and spatial sense I wished to perceive. I made solar systems spin like atoms; backwards and forwards. I turned molecules into picturesque Tinker-Toy sets. I wandered through the static maze of an exploding star. There seemed to be no limits to what I could do.


    So I began to ponder...


    I then began to search.


    I explored every meteor, comet, asteroid, moon, planet, sun, solar system, and galaxy.


    I explored every molecule, atom, electron, boson, quark, lepton, and strangelet.


    I explored every universe. I explored every dimension.


    I did not know what I was looking for, but that did not matter. I knew I would recognize it when I saw it.


    And then I saw it. It was small, round and shiny. I reached for it...


    I was home again.


    Source NASA





    [Provenance. Author Lon Morris. This sci-fi story entitled The Door was originally published at "Hub Pages", since deleted.]

  34. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Check.

  35. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Alts false.

  36. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Not now.

  37. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    Ok,now. Do it.

  38. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago

    http://dpw.lacounty.gov/wwd/web/Images/Slideshow/slideImg1.jpg

    Not a Typical Day...

    I gazed out the motel front window across the desert towards where Los Angeles was. It was fairly early morning. The usual desert air was crisp and clean. All was still.

    “Did I get far enough away in time?” I wondered. I started to turn towards the television to check out the latest chaotic news.

    Then came the flash. It was an airburst.

    “Safe!” thought I.

    Then I saw the rolling dust cloud filled with debris...

    I dived down below the window and huddled against the low wall.

    The roaring impact shattered the window, slamming the glass shards across the room, embedding themselves in the opposite wall.

    The roaring got louder…

    I was wrong.

  39. paradigmsearch profile image61
    paradigmsearchposted 8 years ago
 
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